Party pooper.

And I thought I got bad gas.

EU national?

sounds like a high pressure air line

Instead, I use Fark to rupture my brain.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em

Cyprus. So he's either a Greek or a Turk, two cultures known for man-on-man assplay.

I heard he's a shoe-in for that Penn State scholarship.

FTFA
"The defendant's idea to administer pressurised air into his friend's anus is indeed original and in reality the thought of it provokes laughter; but putting the idea into practice ended up in tragedy for the victim and the perpetrator," the court said.


Only a farking lawyer could say such a thing. All that education and no understanding whatsoever about the physical world they live in.

We just used to have nail gun fights.

"The Massive Ordnance Penetrator"

Hey I thought I had that name secured for my meat missile.

Dixie_Wrecked: "The Massive Ordnance Penetrator"

Hey I thought I had that name secured for my meat missile.

Wrong thread, but I think the quote still applies to this one.

UACIA?

"The defendant's idea to administer pressurised air into his friend's anus is indeed original and in reality the thought of it provokes laughter; but putting the idea into practice ended up in tragedy for the victim and the perpetrator," the court said."

ha.

' was jailed for 45 days last week'



What the fark kind of calendar is in use over there?

JNowe: UACIA?

"No One Expects...The Spanish Inquisition UACIA!"

Awww c'mon, who among us hasn't thought of inflating their friends lower intestine like a party balloon? Just because said friend is a frilly dress wearing sissy and has no sense of humor doesn't mean it wasn't funny. I think he went into hysterics to hide the fact he really liked the ass action. Maybe he just didn't like being called 'Windy'.

BurnShrike Wrong thread, but I think the quote still applies to this one.

Damn. Back to the break room for more sludge coffee. Maybe I should just GBTW.

Matthew Keene: ' was jailed for 45 days last week'



What the fark kind of calendar is in use over there?

It's metric, stupid.

PghThermal: FTFA
"The defendant's idea to administer pressurised air into his friend's anus is indeed original and in reality the thought of it provokes laughter; but putting the idea into practice ended up in tragedy for the victim and the perpetrator," the court said.


Only a farking lawyer could say such a thing. All that education and no understanding whatsoever about the physical world they live in.

Came here to mock that very quote. Was beaten to the punch.

*shakes tiny fist*

I remember this from when it first happened and they were claiming that the hose just accidentally shot air directly up his rectum. Sounded like BS then. Evidently it was.

Also seeking to break the monotony of hard work.

Wasn't he taking the term "blow job" just a little too literally?

Hey... someone had to say it.

Gaddafi'ed...?

Yo, Cyprus, I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Greece has the richest history of inappropriate anal insertions of ALL TIME.

blindy the pirate: We just used to have nail gun fights.



Pictured: Your workplace?

PghThermal: FTFA
"The defendant's idea to administer pressurised air into his friend's anus is indeed original and in reality the thought of it provokes laughter; but putting the idea into practice ended up in tragedy for the victim and the perpetrator," the court said.


Only a farking lawyer could say such a thing. All that education and no understanding whatsoever about the physical world they live in.

I thought they wrote it that way so that he could patent the idea.

No no no, you use a WATER hose. WATER.

Hey they did this in CSI

Compressed air can be dangerous shiat. Try blasting your hand when you have any sort
of serious cut on it. Tah dah! Instant party balloon.

I know I can't be the only one to put his mouth on one of those big compressed CO2 canisters and then turn the knob. Talk about a human balloon.

Jake Havechek: Cyprus. So he's either a Greek or a Turk, two cultures known for man-on-man assplay.

I heard he's a shoe-in for that Penn State scholarship.

TFA says he's a foreign EU national: ie, he's from a EU country other than Cyprus. Possibly Greek, but certainly not Turkish.

PghThermal: FTFA
"The defendant's idea to administer pressurised air into his friend's anus is indeed original and in reality the thought of it provokes laughter; but putting the idea into practice ended up in tragedy for the victim and the perpetrator," the court said.


Only a farking lawyer Farker could say such a thing. All that education and no understanding whatsoever about the physical world they live in.

Fixied that for you obviously.

Farts are supposed to come out, not go in.

Well... it broke the monotony, didn't it?

It was a million to one shot doc. Million to one.

(I want to know if the other guy was cooperating or did he pin him down or what? Just exactly how does this sort of "funny joke" happen?)

Oh, it's all fun and games until someone blows the others guts out

Matthew Keene: ' was jailed for 45 days last week'



What the fark kind of calendar is in use over there?

lol.

He learned his lesson. When surprise sodomizing your friend for laughs, just use your penis.

Matthew Keene: ' was jailed for 45 days last week'



What the fark kind of calendar is in use over there?

Canine

Lizara: Well... it broke the monotony, didn't it?

That's not all it broke, apparently.

Makes my workday sound so dull.

/thankfully

That blows!

I don't see anywhere in the article that the victim wasn't a consensual participant in this hijinks, or did I miss something?

The Line.

You crossed it.

Nightjars: I don't see anywhere in the article that the victim wasn't a consensual participant in this hijinks, or did I miss something?

It's kind of implied by the fact that criminal charges were levied, but technically you are correct...

simon_bar_sinister: Awww c'mon, who among us hasn't thought of inflating their friends lower intestine like a party balloon? Just because said friend is a frilly dress wearing sissy Blouse-wearing Poodle-walker and has no sense of humor doesn't mean it wasn't funny. I think he went into hysterics to hide promote the fact he really liked the ass action. Maybe he just didn't like being called 'Windy'.

Mr.Slave-OhJeesusChrist.jpg

freetomato: I don't know about any of you, but my anus is just not that easily accessible when I am at work. Was the insertee wearing a commando kilt?

You sound boring.