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RexTalionis

2011-11-17 10:09:01 AM

One of my best buds (who is a guy) has a Kelly Clarkson calendar. I don't get it.

Sybarite

2011-11-17 10:09:10 AM

The 29-year-old beauty

loyalkng.com

JerseyTim

2011-11-17 10:11:21 AM

I may or may not listen to Mr. Know It All when the office is empty. I can not confirm or deny this.

Mugato

2011-11-17 10:27:44 AM

She has matronly arms.

Jake Havechek

2011-11-17 10:33:45 AM

I'd wreck that chick. I'd be hopping all over her.

RexTalionis

2011-11-17 10:35:31 AM

Jake Havechek: I'd wreck that chick. I'd be hopping all over her.

I don't know why, but that invoked a mental image of you jumping on a Kelly Clarkson bouncy castle.

jayhawk88

2011-11-17 10:56:42 AM

Jake Havechek: I'd wreck that chick. I'd be hopping all over her.

t2.gstatic.com

182

2011-11-17 10:57:39 AM

Jake Havechek: I'd be hopping all over her.

you mean bouncing on her like a bean bag.

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-17 10:58:29 AM

I see she's still pretending to be straight to appeal to her core hick demographic.

Uzzah

2011-11-17 10:59:06 AM

Rivethead

2011-11-17 10:59:09 AM

"The 29-year-old beauty would like.."

And that is where stopped. As soon as I got here I know this article was complete shiat.

Raug the Dwarf

2011-11-17 11:05:45 AM

Bunch of studman's in the this topic. I would wreck that chick.

LewDux

2011-11-17 11:06:48 AM

STOP SHOUTING AT THEM IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!

SnakeMan

2011-11-17 11:07:12 AM

Rapmaster2000: I see she's still pretending to be straight to appeal to her core hick demographic.

www.izismile.com

Amurica...Fark Ya!

2011-11-17 11:09:15 AM

Raug the Dwarf: Bunch of studman's in the this topic. I would wreck that chick.

Ahhh...fark.com. Fatty loving at its finest....

thisisdiversity.com

Throw some butter on that shiat and eat it up you nasty fu(ks!

AiryAnne

2011-11-17 11:09:51 AM

~~Vermin~~ Kelly, will you stop eating?!

Rustybumperjack

2011-11-17 11:10:08 AM

I would like to get up close and personal with that big ol' hiney of hers.

p the boiler

2011-11-17 11:10:39 AM

it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Jake Havechek

2011-11-17 11:11:18 AM

Most of the virgin dweebs in this joint get woodies over the latest "geek chick" with thick black framed glasses that still wouldn't give them the time of day if they worked in a clock factory.

zarberg

2011-11-17 11:13:52 AM

p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Don't get me wrong, I love Kelly Clarkson, but ...

It was nice when she wasn't packing 30 extra lbs being barely above 5' tall.

The worst part, the poor girl is a flatso. If you're gonna be chubby, at least have a big rack.

Lsherm

2011-11-17 11:13:53 AM

Jake Havechek: I'd wreck that chick. I'd be hopping all over her.

You'd have to to clear the gunt.

/I'd wreck her too.

InOmnibusCaritas

2011-11-17 11:14:58 AM

Kelly Clarkson? Not so much... On the other hand, Katharine McPhee, yes please!

static.igossip.com

Hottest thing to come from that godawful American Idol

IrateShadow

2011-11-17 11:16:06 AM

You can tell that she's gonna hit 400 pounds after her first kid. Hell, it looks like her body wants to go that way now.

minoridiot

2011-11-17 11:22:11 AM

Uzzah: [docpods.com image 320x240]

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x300]

[www.mustknowhow.com image 488x325]

Came for this, now I'm quite satisfied.

Wellon Dowd

2011-11-17 11:22:21 AM

I'd do her but honestly my Don't Have Sex With This Woman list is pretty damn short.

Elzar

2011-11-17 11:23:41 AM

zarberg: p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Don't get me wrong, I love Kelly Clarkson, but ...

It was nice when she wasn't packing 30 extra lbs being barely above 5' tall.

The worst part, the poor girl is a flatso. If you're gonna be chubby, at least have a big rack.

The sad thing is she could drop that 30lbs in less than 4 months if she was motivated. She isn't intimidating, her fat ass and stomach is intimidating. Workout and/or get a boob job and guys would be lining up to plow her back forty...

Jake Havechek

2011-11-17 11:23:49 AM

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Balchinian

2011-11-17 11:28:19 AM

p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid ~~eyes~~ a full set of Encyclopedia on it

Fixed

p the boiler

2011-11-17 11:29:40 AM

Elzar: zarberg: p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Don't get me wrong, I love Kelly Clarkson, but ...

It was nice when she wasn't packing 30 extra lbs being barely above 5' tall.

The worst part, the poor girl is a flatso. If you're gonna be chubby, at least have a big rack.

The sad thing is she could drop that 30lbs in less than 4 months if she was motivated. She isn't intimidating, her fat ass and stomach is intimidating. Workout and/or get a boob job and guys would be lining up to plow her back forty...

I am fine with the fact that she has packed a little more on - but I will say it is sad that the top half never caught up with the trunk - she has a cute face and a little extra, I dig it

HoboCop

2011-11-17 11:30:00 AM

InOmnibusCaritas: Kelly Clarkson? Not so much... On the other hand, Katharine McPhee, yes please!

[static.igossip.com image 230x300]

Hottest thing to come from that godawful American Idol

Carrie Underwood isn't bad looking at all.

p the boiler

2011-11-17 11:31:08 AM

Balchinian: p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes a full set of Encyclopedia on it

Fixed

I thank I would lay down a few dimes for that opportunity

JustGetItRight

2011-11-17 11:31:53 AM

Would very, very, very much like to differ.

/Kelly's cute in the girl next door kind of way, but calling her a beauty is going a bit far.

Eternal Virgin

2011-11-17 11:32:07 AM

I have social anxiety and I'm afraid of all people, specially women.

I hate my life.

LeroyBourne

2011-11-17 11:32:10 AM

Her work environment? No one can top Wesley Willis's McDonald's song.

RexTalionis

2011-11-17 11:36:03 AM

Eternal Virgin: I have social anxiety and I'm afraid of all people, specially women.

I hate my life.

A glass of scotch helps with that. Also works well as a prop to hold in your hand.

Profedius

2011-11-17 11:37:17 AM

New flash hunny it doesn't have anything to do with your music, you are fat with an unattractive face. You are not going to get a man with confidence, because if he has it he knows he can do better than you.

fearmongert

2011-11-17 11:42:59 AM

Kelly Clarkson scares ~~men~~owners of all-you-can-eat buffets. Fixed that for you

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-17 11:48:46 AM

SnakeMan: Rapmaster2000: I see she's still pretending to be straight to appeal to her core hick demographic.

[www.izismile.com image 600x450]

Ha ha, you like Kelly Clarkson. Maybe you can be the one to win her heart. A strong, caring man... the man she's waiting for.

coeyagi

2011-11-17 11:52:07 AM

I'd penis her but any kind of oral / food sexplay would be out for fear of her chompers becoming the new Lorenna Bobbitt.

Amurica...Fark Ya!

2011-11-17 11:52:44 AM

p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Ugh.

emuckles.files.wordpress.com

From one Boilermaker to another, come on man...don't give us Purdue guys a bad name...

Seacop

2011-11-17 11:56:03 AM

I would.

rickythepenguin

2011-11-17 11:56:28 AM

When she's just thick, hell yes. unfortunately she goes from "pleasantly thick" to "KILL IT WITH FIRE" about every 3 weeks.

but yeah, i would crush that shiat.

miltonbabbitt

2011-11-17 11:56:32 AM

I despise pop music, but I'm OK with Kelly. She seems like a bright well adjusted artist.

Sarcastica75

2011-11-17 11:56:47 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!

2011-11-17 11:57:50 AM

Big gut...no tits...yum

m.s11.pollpigeon.com

p the boiler

2011-11-17 11:59:32 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Ugh.

[emuckles.files.wordpress.com image 640x960]

From one Boilermaker to another, come on man...don't give us Purdue guys a bad name...

Tell me what is wrong with that picture? Nothing.

Glad to meet another Boiler, but come on man - while you were going after the ChiO's and TriDelts I was killing it with what you would call leftovers - and I loved every minute of it. I love the thickness, I can't hide it.

Amurica...Fark Ya!

2011-11-17 11:59:36 AM

Sarcastica75: Amurica...Fark Ya!: p the boiler: it is all about dat ass... I have loved since I first laid eyes on it

Ugh.

[emuckles.files.wordpress.com image 640x960]

From one Boilermaker to another, come on man...don't give us Purdue guys a bad name...

that looks better than Kei$ha in a bikini, that's for damn sure.

Agreed.

t1.gstatic.com

But to be fair, she should have to take off that shirt for us to fully know...

Raug the Dwarf

2011-11-17 12:00:50 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Big gut...no tits...yum

[m.s11.pollpigeon.com image 119x150]

Methinks the lad doth protest too much.

We get it. You don't like her. Now...keep posting pictures for the rest of us that do.

Byno

2011-11-17 12:02:26 PM

Raug the Dwarf:
Methinks the lad doth protest too much.

We get it. You don't like her. Now...keep posting pictures for the rest of us that do.

3.bp.blogspot.com

You're welcome

IlGreven

2011-11-17 12:03:32 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Raug the Dwarf: Bunch of studman's in the this topic. I would wreck that chick.

Ahhh...fark.com. Fatty loving at its finest....

[thisisdiversity.com image 400x600]

Throw some butter on that shiat and eat it up you nasty fu(ks!

Yes, I'm sure you've farked thinner chicks.

/And farkers who bought that might also be interested in this Arizona seafront property...

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