Yes, he will be Putin it to them, I am sure.

AT THE SAME TIME

He'll get freaky with a pile of ladies.

is medvedev attempting to compete with putin's army? i thought medvedev was smarter than that - this is the kind of move that gets a person radiation poisoned.

Vladmir Putin picks me up in a black Escalade and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I think so, Vlad, but even in Russia, where will we find sixteen polar bears, a gross of naked teenagers and a swimming pool full of vodak?

Sergeant Grumbles: Gyrfalcon: I think so, Vlad, but even in Russia, where will we find sixteen polar bears, a gross of naked teenagers and a swimming pool full of vodak?

Putin: You mean breakfast?

I LOL'd.