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		Meet Gavin, the world's most sarcastic gorilla. OH, HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME (metro.co.uk)		34
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PonceAlyosha

2011-11-17 12:56:52 AM

I hate pilot season.

/and mondays

universebetween

2011-11-17 12:59:10 AM

We're not teaching him, he's teaching us!

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-17 01:03:15 AM

FTFA:

The problem for Gavin is that the joke's now backfired on him. People know he's sarcastic so they're clapping just to get a rise out of him.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

foo monkey

2011-11-17 01:07:31 AM

I told myself I wouldn't go ape-shiat, but the mods need to quit going bananas and stop green-lighting this monkey business.

ciberido

2011-11-17 01:12:27 AM

Far better is the link on the page to the "Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis" story.

LordOfThePings

2011-11-17 01:15:24 AM

Ezy Ryder

2011-11-17 01:27:54 AM

tzzhc4

2011-11-17 01:28:28 AM

Is he up in space doing important work for NASA?

BassChild

2011-11-17 01:41:00 AM

ciberido: Far better is the link on the page to the "Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis" story.

Far, far better is this one: Russian woman keeps alien corpse in fridge for two years (new window)

ShonenBat

2011-11-17 01:43:23 AM

LOL. Good one subby!

HairBolus

2011-11-17 01:48:45 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

The problem for Gavin is that the joke's now backfired on him. People know he's sarcastic so they're clapping just to get a rise out of him.

You know if this happened a few times and people knew about it then there would be a video on YouTube rather than a story make up by the photographer to promote a lucky photo she got.

brantgoose

2011-11-17 02:29:17 AM

Soon he will be set to work as a sarcastic waiter. And then we'll be facing a real life Rise of the Planet of the Apes situation.

He looks a bit thin for a gorilla. I don't think he's an alpha male.

puffy999

2011-11-17 02:39:57 AM

brantgoose

2011-11-17 02:40:57 AM

He has the making of a new golf clap meme, though, doesn't he?

jingks

2011-11-17 02:53:45 AM

brantgoose: He has the making of a new golf clap meme, though, doesn't he?

I was thinking a sarcastic "We're so impressed" or the like.

Oznog

2011-11-17 03:16:17 AM

That's ORIGINAL.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-11-17 03:22:17 AM

Mods are high again.

Slaxl

2011-11-17 04:19:32 AM

Sometimes I just love the metro, they could have named him anything and chose... Gavin.

cherryl taggart

2011-11-17 05:45:33 AM

jingks: brantgoose: He has the making of a new golf clap meme, though, doesn't he?

I was thinking a sarcastic "We're so impressed" or the like.

The miracle of birth is such a beautiful thing to watch.

Pert

2011-11-17 07:37:50 AM

Man afflicted with a sarcastic tone of voice (new window)

Land Ark

2011-11-17 08:13:41 AM

He's not being sarcastic, he has a speech impediment. He REALLY wants to be YOUR friend.
He's so lonely.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2011-11-17 08:37:38 AM

Probably better than throwing your own poop. I still do that at work and it's great!

highbrow45

2011-11-17 09:11:37 AM

Now, if my head were veal, which I know it is not, if my head were veal, how much would it be worth?

wingedkat

2011-11-17 09:23:40 AM

It must suck living a life with everyone watching you all the time.

steklo

2011-11-17 10:32:30 AM

kingoomieiii

2011-11-17 10:35:14 AM

You'd think that to be called the "most sarcastic gorilla", a given gorilla would only need to be very slightly sarcastic.

sephjnr

2011-11-17 10:35:58 AM

Pert: Man afflicted with a sarcastic tone of voice (new window)

Can't view from work; Rob Newman?

Queensowntalia

2011-11-17 10:46:02 AM

I'm enjoying the side stories more than the main article itself.

"Gardener grows cherry tomato that looks like Adolf Hitler"

"Mystery gerbil ballerina dances his way into nation's hearts."

Oy. It's not news, its The Metro.

offmymeds

2011-11-17 11:26:53 AM

foo monkey: I told myself I wouldn't go ape-shiat, but the mods need to quit going bananas and stop green-lighting this monkey business.

LOL

highbrow45: Now, if my head were veal, which I know it is not, if my head were veal, how much would it be worth?

images.icanhascheezburger.com

Salem Witch

2011-11-17 11:47:33 AM

Queensowntalia: I'm enjoying the side stories more than the main article itself.

"Gardener grows cherry tomato that looks like Adolf Hitler"

"Mystery gerbil ballerina dances his way into nation's hearts."

Oy. It's not news, its The Metro.

I watched it five times. Gary is cute.

leonel

2011-11-17 02:37:22 PM

Yes this thread is so worthy of my time!

yert

2011-11-17 03:47:42 PM

Tats looks like he needs a shave.

mralphabet

2011-11-17 06:25:06 PM

I don't eat bananas, I prefer banana flavored energy bars made from tofu.

sephjnr

2011-11-17 07:07:54 PM

sephjnr: Pert: Man afflicted with a sarcastic tone of voice (new window)

Can't view from work; Rob Newman?

Confirmed :)