Jurassic Park IV: Dinosaurs in SPACE!

Life... uh... finds a way.

Why is this stupid?

Haven't we been hearing rumors of this for years, ever since "Jurassic Park 3" was released? If I remenber correctly, there were even some fan-made "Jurassic Park 4" trailers on youtube.

TwistedIvory: Jurassic Park IV: Dinosaurs in SPACE!

I'll go and see it if we can get a few Jedi in there

eh.


I'll still watch it.

Not enough Dinosaur movies.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Bunnyhat: Not enough Dinosaur movies.

Too bad Terra Nova is such crap too. It's not even Lost with Dinosaurs. It's like an ABC Family production with bad CGI. So much wasted potential.

Yea, I really tried to like it, but couldn't.
I can not believe they managed to screw it up so completely.
Not Sci-fi enough for Sci-fi fans, too cheesy for the drama lovers, and too plain for everyone else.

This is what happens when you try to make a TV show by committee.

Rawr, said the 'saur with the tiny hands. Rawr, for 4.

Perhaps they'll combine two scripts and call it Nightmare at the Smithsonian and we get to see Jedediah become raptor snack.

Maybe they discover whatever happened to the Sinclairs



/man, i loved that show

I've seen the script. The whole thing is Jeff Goldblum's character in a mental hospital, masturbating bitterly while waiting for the Science Channel to return his calls.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Bunnyhat: Not enough Dinosaur movies.

Too bad Terra Nova is such crap too. It's not even Lost with Dinosaurs. It's like an ABC Family production with bad CGI. So much wasted potential.

I tried too. I even still watch it if I'm doing absolutely nothing. I can forgive the bad FX, even though they should be better. I realize it's a TV show but the later Trek shows had movie quality FX. It's the people especially the kids that make it almost unwatchable.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I've seen the script. The whole thing is Jeff Goldblum's character in a mental hospital, masturbating bitterly while waiting for the Science Channel to return his calls.

Good, I was hoping they put Goldblum back in.

Wha whaaa?

Fluorescent Testicle: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Maybe they discover whatever happened to the Sinclairs.

Didn't they all die in the finale?

from wiki

Series finale
The series finale of Dinosaurs depicts the irresponsible actions of the dinosaurs toward their environment, and the ensuing Ice Age which leads to their demise. The episode "Changing Nature" begins with the failure of a swarm of beetles to show up and devour a form of creeper vine. Charlene discovers that Wesayso has constructed a wax fruit factory on the swampland that serves as the beetles' breeding grounds, causing the extinction of the species (saved for one male named Stan). Fearing a public relations fiasco more than any environmental threat, Wesayso quickly puts Earl in charge of an attempt to destroy the vines, which have grown out of control without the beetles to keep them in check. Earl proposes spraying the planet with defoliant, which causes the destruction of the vines, but also kills off all plant life on the planet.

Richfield assumes that the creation of clouds will bring rain, allowing the plants to grow back, and so decides to create clouds by dropping bombs in the planet's volcanoes to cause eruptions and cloud cover. The dark clouds instead cause global cooling, in the form of a gigantic cloudcover (simulating the effects of what the viewer would recognize as nuclear winter) that scientists estimate would take "tens of thousands of years" to dissipate. Later, Earl apologizes to his family for his actions. The episode ends with Howard Handupme as he finishes his broadcast, grimly saying "Goodbye" to the audience.

The episode was a marked change from the series' normal humor. "Changing Nature" merited a special parental warning in TV Guide's listings during the week that it aired, cautioning that its subject matter might frighten or disturb younger viewers.

yves0010: I thought it died when the author of the books, Michael Crichton, passed away.

Guess I was wrong.

They didn't follow the books all that much anyway. In fact, I only read the first one but since Malcom and Hammond die in the book, I don't know how he could have written the second book to fit with the second movie.

Speaking of the second movie, did it piss anyone else off that the "good guys" were the ones who released all the dinosaurs and caused all the death and destruction? Not that the narrative hook in the first one is much better. Malcom (especially in the book) goes on and on about chaos theory when it was just Newman leaving the figurative door unlocked that caused the mayhem.

They should go full creation museum and have Jesus riding them.

skodabunny: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Fluorescent Testicle: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Maybe they discover whatever happened to the Sinclairs.

Didn't they all die in the finale?

from wiki

Series finale
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I don't disagree.....

Why did they take a rather brilliant series and decide to turn their last episode into a political statement? Does anyone with a real job (ie-not hollywood, entertainment, or sports) ever decide to make a political statement as part of their day to day bidness?