Just be wary of potential retaliation.

We'll make them point their heads to thr North Pole even if their heads explode from hand-walking.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact Australia is home to a quarter of all known Uranium reserves.

It's about time that we took a strong stance on those damned dropbears.

Let us know how that desert is, k?

Farking While Farking: I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact Australia is home to a quarter of all known Uranium reserves.

Oh Jeebus. Isn't enough that the bugs, amphibians, mammals, plants and whatever the hell platypuses are can kill you... now the GROUND can freakin' kill you? No wonder Australia was a penal colony.

After working in retail I can tell you, ausies are a bunch ofarknockers. Fark them and their felon fathers. Worse than americans. I'm not racist but I sure do hate white australians. Fark, even thinking of them pissee me off.

/fark you ausies
//go fark upside down or whatever, just don't come to where I live
///will not be returning to the thread, drunk on a wednesday...farj you too!
////hate ausies sober

'With'. As opposed to 'against'.

Makes sense, since all our natural gas is under their land.

I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Finally, we can take over Abby Winters and make that shiat mainstream.

Farking While Farking: I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact Australia is home to a quarter of all known Uranium reserves.

I'll reserve judgment until Joe Wilson chimes in.

my point is ...Australia .. our brother from down under..the U.S is gonna screw you from down under again and again and again

I'd think of the President's cup more as a spirited international competition, not really a war...

/the Ryder cup on the other hand...

ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Isn't it, like, Gary Trudeau?

somemoron: Oh Jeebus. Isn't enough that the bugs, amphibians, mammals, plants and whatever the hell platypuses are can kill you... now the GROUND can freakin' kill you? No wonder Australia was a penal colony.

You're forgetting Death From The Sky with a UV Index that can reach 17 (I bet you thought it was a 1-10 scale) and causes two thirds of Australians to have skin cancer at some point in their lives. (Today's late spring UV forecast) (new window)

But hey, at least the Sharks and Crocodiles aren't venomous.

Platypuses are monotremes, which are egg laying mammals. They are also venomous.

miss diminutive: Just be wary of potential retaliation.

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Aussies: Bring it on, Yanks!

Craptastic: ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Isn't it, like, Gary Trudeau?

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ontariolightning: Craptastic: ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Isn't it, like, Gary Trudeau?

Prime minister sweater vest

Jean Crouton.

Or, for those with reading comprehension, China.

came for a sliders refference, leaving sad and unfullfilled.

ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Aww, you're still our best bud. Its just you need us more than we need you, and wishing America ill means wishing yourself ill. So you guys put up with it, because you have to. After all, what is good for America is good for Canada. Of course of course! *smiles*

Came for a reference that I was too lazy to make myself, leaving sad and unfulfilled because I couldn't do shiat to make myself happy and fulfilled.

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"Those Aussies are ruthless. Even wired kangaroos with explosives."

Barack, buddy, I understand what you're trying to do here, but try as you might, we're not going to like you.

How about Australia put on it's dungeroos, and protect it's own babies from the dingos? What the hell...

No we're not.

ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map


Americans couldn't name Canada's PM 15 or 20 years ago either.

The only that has changed is your personal awareness of the relationship. We never gave a shiat about anyone but ourselves. And still don't.

More like needing some kind of a base on the east side of the Indian Ocean.

bbfreak: ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map

Aww, you're still our best bud. Its just you need us more than we need you, and wishing America ill means wishing yourself ill. So you guys put up with it, because you have to. After all, what is good for America is good for Canada. Of course of course! *smiles*

thats basically what americas ambassador to canada told us

as for us needing you more than you need us ...we supply you plenty of hydro, plenty of oil, PLENTY of trade and if you p!ss us off enough we could cause you a lot of grief

crab66: ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map


Americans couldn't name Canada's PM 15 or 20 years ago either.

The only thing that has changed is your personal awareness of the relationship. We never gave a shiat about anyone but ourselves. And still don't.

FTFM

ontariolightning: as for us needing you more than you need us ...we supply you plenty of hydro, plenty of oil, PLENTY of trade and if you p!ss us off enough we could cause you a lot of grief

Keep dreaming. Piss us off and you will all be speaking English pretty soon.

I agree with Winston Churchill. There should be a Commonwealth of English Speaking Nations. Screw the EU. The British have far more in common with us than they do the frog eaters, the goose-steppers or the rest of Europe. The U.S., Canada, Australia and New Zealand united militarily, economically and politically. No tariffs, no passports and a common currency.

/Sorry South Africa ... you no longer qualify.

So Australia wants better leverage against China and the U.S. wants a bigger military base close enough to have the threat of F22/35s and cruise missiles that can hit the Chinese mainland, which gives them better leverage and keeps China under our thumb a bit better for the moment?

come to Ammu-Nation and get an anti-aircraft gun "used when we whooped the Australians' ass!"

crab66: ontariolightning: I remember when Canada was Americas best buddy ...but over the past decade we've seen the U.S screw Canada over and over ...and basically not give a fark..hell most Americans can't even name Canadas PM let alone point to Australia on a map


Americans couldn't name Canada's PM 15 or 20 years ago either.

The only that has changed is your personal awareness of the relationship. We never gave a shiat about anyone but ourselves. And still don't.

Plus, the fact that Harper is in charge of your country probably isn't something you'd want the rest of the world to know.

I'll fire the first salvo:

All Aussies f*ckin LOVE Foster's. It's their favorite beer, indeed the only thing they ever drink with their shrimps on the barbie.

Kanemano: come to Ammu-Nation and get an anti-aircraft gun "used when we whooped the Australians' ass!"

Came for this. Almost left disappointed.

/I'm the hopscotch master!

Xetal: and the U.S. wants a bigger military base close enough to have the threat of F22/35s and cruise missiles that can hit the Chinese mainland

2700 miles is close enough?