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Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 05:20:08 PM
"There is one purpose for an item of that nature, and that is not something that we want to encourage for our young girls."

Um, except the young boys, yeah... they're all for it.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-11-16 08:09:09 PM
This is odd. A concerned mother that I actually agree with.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 08:23:41 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: This is odd. A concerned mother that I actually agree with.

As do I. I have no problem with crotchless panties being marketed towards adult women, but, IMHO, not around children.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 08:41:29 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: This is odd. A concerned mother that I actually agree with.


Ditto.

/I don't like being in this position.
 
ultraholland
2011-11-16 08:47:18 PM
"There is one purpose for an item of that nature, and that is not something that we want to encourage for our young girls."

would she be happy if they were multipurpose?
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 09:00:22 PM
FTFA: GREELEY, Colo., Nov. 16 (UPI) -- A store called Kids N Teen has removed crotchless underpants from its displays, a Denver television station reports.

The manager told KUSA-TV the operators of the Greeley Mall in Greeley, Colo., asked for the removal.

[...]

The manager, who would identify herself only as Kristina, said about 25 percent of the store's wares are aimed at teenagers.

Oh. Okay. So the crotchless panties were just targeted at the teens... Well THAT certainly is a relief!

WTF? Seriously... WTF???
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 09:32:36 PM
feministing.com

Let's not forget that Wal-Mart was selling these to little girls.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 10:14:26 PM
What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 10:19:26 PM
Jamdug!: What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)

really really really lazy guys? so we dont have stop and take her panties off??
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 10:42:23 PM
Jamdug!: What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)

Methinks they're not for everyday use.
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-16 10:44:36 PM
FTFA: perky little princess dresses

I like Perky?

What is good about perky for kids?

Just put a Penn State logo on them and be done with it.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-11-16 11:13:20 PM
Nice play on the "your mom" headlines. +1.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-11-16 11:14:04 PM
What about crotchless footie pajamas ?
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-16 11:15:18 PM
Ever notice that most of the people who are against abortion...

are people you wouldn't wanna F*CK IN THE FIRST PLACE!
 
Omahawg
2011-11-16 11:15:29 PM
one time, this one time, in the heat of passionate passion the fabric of said crotchless panties became...too involved...in the festivities of me and my lady friend.

it burned, man. it burned. no, not in the good way, but in the way those rug burns on her knees make your mom cry kind of way.
 
Brick-House
2011-11-16 11:16:13 PM
She probably wouldn't be too keen on eatables undies that could have the crotch eaten through...
 
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2011-11-16 11:16:35 PM
Grables'Daughter
feministing.com

Let's not forget that Wal-Mart was selling these to little girls.

Who says little girls buy those...

\wait was that out loud?
 
RatMaster999
2011-11-16 11:16:50 PM
One Bad Apple: What about crotchless footie pajamas ?

I bought my wife some with the ass-flap I can unbutton.

/she gets cold easily
 
jaytkay
2011-11-16 11:17:24 PM
Sarah Palin's "Real Americans" are such a classy bunch.
 
Brick-House
2011-11-16 11:21:17 PM
RatMaster999: One Bad Apple: What about crotchless footie pajamas ?

I bought my wife some with the ass-flap I can unbutton.

/she gets cold easily

We Know... ;-)
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-16 11:21:26 PM

This thread wins simply because of the adspace at the top of the page in question:

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
tankjr
2011-11-16 11:21:37 PM
Ridiculous. The item in question was clearly targeted at the teens. I mean have you ever tried to get crotchless panties in a size to fit a little girl? I defy you to do it.
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:22:03 PM
That's the Greality of living in a cow town that stinks of cow shiat.
 
It Smee
2011-11-16 11:22:40 PM
That does seem a bit over the line.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-11-16 11:23:03 PM
RatMaster999:

I bought my wife some with the ass-flap I can unbutton.

/she gets cold easily

captionsearch.com

That's dangerously close enough
 
whatshisname
2011-11-16 11:23:39 PM
jaytkay: Sarah Palin's "Real Americans" are such a classy bunch.

They're all crotchstrappy.
 
jingks
2011-11-16 11:25:02 PM
Jamdug!: What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)

Frames without lenses are all the fad in Tokyo right now.
 
whatshisname
2011-11-16 11:26:14 PM
jingks: Frames without lenses are all the fad in Tokyo right now.

I'm way ahead of them. I just wear the lenses.

/really ironic
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-11-16 11:26:41 PM
Can someone post pics of said panties? I'm afraid to google "child's crotchless panties"
 
Brick-House
2011-11-16 11:26:59 PM
jingks: Jamdug!: What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)

Frames without lenses are all the fad in Tokyo right now.

and so is Japanesse School Girl Panties...
 
DigitalCoffee
2011-11-16 11:27:05 PM
But a girl with 'Juicy' stamped on her ass is still OK, right?
 
8InchFloppy
2011-11-16 11:27:31 PM
I am against these evil things for any age. They seem like such a good Idea until you try them. Its like a wet lace gauntlet of friction enduced pain.
 
Laserteeth
2011-11-16 11:27:44 PM
Jamdug!: What's the point of crotchless panties? That's like glass-less glasses. (Which I suppose would just be frames.)

I wear them all the time, but back-to-front. That way you can take a crap without the hassle of dropping your pants.
 
Kome
2011-11-16 11:28:15 PM
whatshisname: jingks: Frames without lenses are all the fad in Tokyo right now.

I'm way ahead of them. I just wear the lenses.

/really ironic

I'm way ahead of them; I'm pretentious and annoying while contributing nothing of value to society without wearing glasses.
 
ciberido
2011-11-16 11:29:26 PM
Omahawg: it burned, man. it burned. no, not in the good way, but in the way those rug burns on her knees make your mom cry kind of way.

But she said she got those vacuuming!
 
RatMaster999
2011-11-16 11:30:49 PM
One Bad Apple: RatMaster999:

I bought my wife some with the ass-flap I can unbutton.

/she gets cold easily

captionsearch.com

That's dangerously close enough

We haven't mixed them with her kitty ears and tail. That would be too close.
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-16 11:33:13 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: I'm afraid to google "child's crotchless panties"

http://duckduckgo.com -->

/anonymous searching
//in a new tab
/http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/8943273.html --> blogger's take on this very story, w/vid
 
DysphoricMania
2011-11-16 11:33:27 PM
Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: GREELEY, Colo., Nov. 16 (UPI) -- A store called Kids N Teen has removed crotchless underpants from its displays, a Denver television station reports.

The manager told KUSA-TV the operators of the Greeley Mall in Greeley, Colo., asked for the removal.

[...]

The manager, who would identify herself only as Kristina, said about 25 percent of the store's wares are aimed at teenagers.

Oh. Okay. So the crotchless panties were just targeted at the teens... Well THAT certainly is a relief!

WTF? Seriously... WTF???

Pretty much what I came here to point out. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

And I have to say, some of the posters in this thread owe me a new keyboard. Fark never fails to amuse.
 
Oznog
2011-11-16 11:34:00 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
A cherry? Seriously??

i.dailymail.co.uk

That one on the left says "Dive in!"

www.kitsch-slapped.com
www.kitsch-slapped.com

70's vintage which says "Think Young- It's Our Only Hope!" with a little girl running screaming, in joy apparently, but it's equally inappropriate.
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-16 11:34:49 PM
(the mom is in the vid...and is one. ugly. broad.)
 
Laserteeth
2011-11-16 11:39:16 PM
I wish they sold these at Costco. It'd be funny as hell to see the reaction on the cashiers face when I bought a pair of these, some cable-ties, a shovel and 40 pound bag of lime.
 
JesseL
2011-11-16 11:39:38 PM
Bathia_Mapes: As do I. I have no problem with crotchless panties being marketed towards adult women, but, IMHO, not around children.

Aren't 18 and 19 year old "teenagers" also adults?
 
SpiritfireM
2011-11-16 11:39:56 PM
The_Sponge: Britney Spear's Speculum: This is odd. A concerned mother that I actually agree with.


Ditto.

/I don't like being in this position.

What position do you prefer?
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-16 11:44:58 PM
I always thought they were for women who wanted to be able to change their tampons without having to pull their panties down...

/what else could possibly ... oh
 
JesseL
2011-11-16 11:46:26 PM
Laserteeth: I wish they sold these at Costco. It'd be funny as hell to see the reaction on the cashiers face when I bought a pair of these, some cable-ties, a shovel and 40 pound bag of lime.

See if they have deals on meat grinders or wood chippers while you're at it.
 
whatshisname
2011-11-16 11:49:24 PM
JesseL: Laserteeth: I wish they sold these at Costco. It'd be funny as hell to see the reaction on the cashiers face when I bought a pair of these, some cable-ties, a shovel and 40 pound bag of lime.

See if they have deals on meat grinders or wood chippers while you're at it.

Also some bags of candy and a can of spray paint for the sign on your van.
 
ox45tallboy [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:54:27 PM
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:56:46 PM
JesseL: Bathia_Mapes: As do I. I have no problem with crotchless panties being marketed towards adult women, but, IMHO, not around children.

Aren't 18 and 19 year old "teenagers" also adults?

Yes, they are. However, the store had the crotchless pantie display near clothing & bathpacks for young children.

Call me old fashioned if you will, but I don't think that's appropriate. It's bad enough that some parents sexualize their young children by entering them in the types of beauty pageants seen on shows like "Toddlers & Tiaras".
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:58:25 PM
SpiritfireM: The_Sponge: Britney Spear's Speculum: This is odd. A concerned mother that I actually agree with.


Ditto.

/I don't like being in this position.

What position do you prefer?


I LOL'd.

/The position of not being in agreement with uptight soccer moms.
 
DysphoricMania
2011-11-17 12:00:05 AM
whatshisname: JesseL: Laserteeth: I wish they sold these at Costco. It'd be funny as hell to see the reaction on the cashiers face when I bought a pair of these, some cable-ties, a shovel and 40 pound bag of lime.

See if they have deals on meat grinders or wood chippers while you're at it.

Also some bags of candy and a can of spray paint for the sign on your van.

I seriously almost peed reading this line of posts...

/window seat, please.
 
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