FTA: ""Her life is in taters ...."

Hopefully the Tots variety. Mmmmm Tater Tots.

I call my penis Oscar.

Is it just me or is she really starting to look like the gay kid from Glee in poorly done drag?

/But 45 years older

Vacation Bible School: I call my penis Oscar.

Your penis has a first name?

It's O S C A R?

Does your penis have a 2nd name?

Mercutio74: Is it just me or is she really starting to look like the gay kid from Glee in poorly done drag?

/But 45 years older

It just hit me, Glenn Close as Cruella DeVil in 101 Dalmatians.

Mercutio74: Vacation Bible School: I call my penis Oscar.

Your penis has a first name?

It's O S C A R?

Does your penis have a 2nd name?

Yeah, it's "Hhhhnkgahhhhhh...look, we can try again in 20 minutes."

she's starting to look like a tranny and there is something wrong with that

She makes Tara Reid look good.

Dressed for court.

Who is the guy posing with her on the red carpet? You'd think every PR rep in the country would try to avoid having any of their clients photographed with her.

Robert Downey turned it around, she still could.

EatsCrayons: Who is the guy posing with her on the red carpet? You'd think every PR rep in the country would try to avoid having any of their clients photographed with her.

Oh come on, Morrissey can use all the exposure he can get right now.

EatsCrayons: Who is the guy posing with her on the red carpet? You'd think every PR rep in the country would try to avoid having any of their clients photographed with her.

Well, not if they don't particularly LIKE that client.

SnakeMan: sleeps in trees: FTA: ""Her life is in taters ...."

Hopefully the Tots variety. Mmmmm Tater Tots.

What's taters, precious?

Answer (new window)

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ftfy

Lindsay Lohan still thinks she's going to win a ride in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile.

EatsCrayons: Who is the guy posing with her on the red carpet?

i'd pose on her red carpet, shag or stainmaster

stuhayes2010: Robert Downey turned it around, she still could.

1. RDJ has talent
2. Live by your looks, die by your looks.
3. Not sure if serious.

serial arseonist: EatsCrayons: Who is the guy posing with her on the red carpet?

i'd pose on her red carpet, shag or stainmaster

I'd shag her stainmaster, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

stuhayes2010: Robert Downey turned it around, she still could.

Not if she could routinely win the extra large prize from the "Guess Your Age" booth at the fair.

sleeps in trees: FTA: ""Her life is in taters ...."

Hopefully the Tots variety. Mmmmm Tater Tots.



Mmmmhhh...

Tsar_Bomba1: sleeps in trees: FTA: ""Her life is in taters ...."

Hopefully the Tots variety. Mmmmm Tater Tots.



Mmmmhhh...
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Beat me to it!

Proof drugs are not harmless.

timujin: Damn, she's looking rough. Like, "50-year old with a three pack-a-day habit" rough.

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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

As much as I'd like to enjoy the daily shadenfreude over Miss Lohan, the sad truth is that with Dina & Michael Lohan as parents, the poor thing never stood a chance.

So I enjoy the schadenfreude only every third day.

And seeing how today is that third day......TRAAAAAAAAINWREEEEEECK!!!!!!

stuhayes2010: Robert Downey turned it around, she still could.

Go and watch Chaplin, then go and find the best Lohan performance (Mean Girls?). RDJ farked himself up but he always had raw talent.

What Lohan had was that fresh-faced teenage-girl-next-door look, and that's about it. And the thing is that fresh-faced teenager often doesn't grow into classically beautiful actress. Some women peak at different ages: in my opinion, Julianne Moore looks better at 35 than she did when she was younger, Jennifer Love Hewitt looked her best in her mid-20s.

I totally understand her wanting to win an Oscar. Can you imagine the after-party?

SnakeMan: sleeps in trees: FTA: ""Her life is in taters ...."

Hopefully the Tots variety. Mmmmm Tater Tots.

What's taters, precious?



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Mixolydian Master: FTA: Her life is in taters and no one in Hollywood will even take her calls


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I might buy that PPV

What's taters, precious?

yeah, yeah, yeah... just release the Playboy pics already.

She is looking to adopt?

If she dies soon enough, will they snub her when the In Memoriam slideshow is played?

I don't know why this isn't blindingly obvious to her, but GO BACK TO RED HAIR, GENIUS. Seriously, in those older pics of her, her two standout features are her hair and her tits (1a and 1b, you pick the order). Now her hair looks disgusting - I feel like it would take off a couple layers of skin if I touched it (like a base bath, not like sandpaper).

farkeruk: stuhayes2010: Robert Downey turned it around, she still could.

Go and watch Chaplin, then go and find the best Lohan performance (Mean Girls?). RDJ farked himself up but he always had raw talent.

What Lohan had was that fresh-faced teenage-girl-next-door look, and that's about it. And the thing is that fresh-faced teenager often doesn't grow into classically beautiful actress. Some women peak at different ages: in my opinion, Julianne Moore looks better at 35 than she did when she was younger, Jennifer Love Hewitt looked her best in her mid-20s.

Hell, Jullianne Moore still looks great in her 50's.

And I will second the fact that RDJ had a heck of a lot more talent than Lohan ever will. However, he also has the advantage of being a man and the world is generally more forgiving to men.

Lindsey had 2 things going for her at her height. Men wanted to have sex with her and women wanted to be her friend because she seemed like a sweet girl next door type. Now some men may still want to sleep with her, but she's probably lost most her female fanbase at this point. She is not relatable in the slightest bit to attract a female fanbase. Her only hope is to bank on her sexuality (which is what she is doing with the whole Playboy thing).

I predict she'll disappear and in 10-15 years she'll show up in some indie movie or perhaps a Quinten Tarentino movie naked. The role will be just outrageous enough to get her attention and then she'll have a minor comeback for a year or two and then disappear again.

What a shame, she could have had quite a career.

Points_For_Effort: I don't know why this isn't blindingly obvious to her, but GO BACK TO RED HAIR, GENIUS.

She truly, honestly believes she's the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, which means in her mind, she must be a blonde. Never mind that her natural hair color looks much better, or that the only thing she has in common with Marilyn is a short lifespan.