Holy fark. Holy farking shiat.

The dumbness in there could cause a black hole to form and suck the whole universe out of existence.

Glad to finally hear some opposing viewpionts to those leftist liberal commies like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepard.

Code_Archeologist: Did I just watch a conservative political talk show produced by Tim & Eric?


Also here is Snopes on Victoria Jackson's statement that Snopes is a George Soros funded front.

Well of course *they'd* say that.

The black chick says gays are intolerant of conservatives and Victoria says, "And we outnumber them, which shouldn't matter, but, like, 8 to 2 or something."

If you think you know how stupid this video is without watching it, you're wrong.

/comment from redlit thread

This is sure to be informative and thought-provoking. I look forward to having my perceptions challenged and my horizons broadened. And, if we're lucky, maybe she'll do a handstand too.

Thank god. I thought Ellen Cleghorne was never going to work again.

"We're lucky that most Muslims are lukewarm or we'd all be dead."

I don't get it.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The black chick says gays are intolerant of conservatives and Victoria says, "And we outnumber them, which shouldn't matter, but, like, 8 to 2 or something."

If you think you know how stupid this video is without watching it, you're wrong.

/comment from redlit thread

so .25% of the population is queer?

/aidir

oldebayer: Glad to finally hear some opposing viewpionts to those leftist liberal commies like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepard.

Not only are they liberal leftists, but they're condescendingly intellectual elitists.

I'm glad we have someone like Victoria Jackson to represent "common sense" right wing America.

Code_Archeologist: Did I just watch a conservative political talk show produced by Tim & Eric?


Also here is Snopes on Victoria Jackson's statement that Snopes is a George Soros funded front.

i can't even watch that Weird Al movie any more without cringing. =/

Wow, this far in and no one said anything about subby's use of the 'cool' tag instead of a more appropriate 'dumbass' tag.

Of course she has a ukulele. Why wouldn't she have a ukulele? In fact, it'd be crazy for her NOT to have a ukulele.

/ukulele

There's a reason there aren't too many conservative outle---

Wait, the fark?

I can't even touch the AM band without tripping over blitheringly ignorant tripe, hate speech, and outright fabrication. Nevermind a media that contains it's own happy little bastion of derpiness, and the rest that have the attention span of magpies. Then we have the internet, with plenty of little nests that may as well be carbon copies of Freeper land.

/whargarbls.

This is gonna be a shame

/Hellloooooooo

I made it through 3 minutes....

eyehate: I don't know what it is about the fairy tale of the Bible that compels people to be such horrible c*nts, but at least it is entertaining to watch them spew their vitriol and hatred for their fellow human beings.

These people already were horrible c*nts with a desire to spread vitriol and hatred for their fellow human beings. The Bible is just an excuse.

Whenever a group gets large enough, some horrible c*nts decide that part of the group "isn't doing it right' and they find some reason as to why that part should be hated. If we all loved the Bible we'd still be at each other's throats for not doing it right. The French had a Civil War over religion for 36 years and they managed to kill 4 million of themselves over who loved Jesus the right way.

Why does she have a....oh wtf it doesn't matter.

The League of Fail has been re-constituted!

League of Fail, Awaaaaaaaay!!!!!

/FAR away, please

"Conservatives have few outlets in the media. Other than Fox News and a few talk radio shows, Conservatives are greatly outnumbered. TV talk shows and news programs are inundated with liberal robots spewing their hatred toward all-things-Conservative; so the folks at Patriot Update have created an alternative."

Yes, indeed. Those poor, downtrodden, underrepresented conservatives who have no voice today because they are so terribly oppressed. Where oh where will they ever go to get their voices heard?

I just fast forwarded through that video trying to find chubs playing that Hawaiian shiat-box. She is chubbier than holy hell these days. Does she have a Rascal, perchance?

Even their microphone technique is horrid.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: If you think you know how stupid this video is without watching it, you're wrong.

Oh my god. You were right. Holy shiat. Holy farking shiat. It's dead. Watching it is like watching a corpse rot. Oh, my god, I feel sick.

Islam says kill gay people

So does the Bible.

ProdigalSigh: Of course she has a ukulele. Why wouldn't she have a ukulele? In fact, it'd be crazy for her NOT to have a ukulele.

/ukulele

Much better use of a ukelele.

William H Macy? He's in everything!

I actually believed the headline and decided to listen to it to hear some reasonable conservative views.

Wow... just wow. I should know better than to trust Fark headlines.

eyehate: I don't know what it is about the fairy tale of the Bible that compels people to be such horrible c*nts, but at least it is entertaining to watch them spew their vitriol and hatred for their fellow human beings.

And Muslims are just as kooky as fundies like Vickie here, yet you love them. Why is that? Why does the far left love Muslims so much? They're just as batshiat insane as far right fundie Christians, yet they're portrayed as some kind of protected class to be revered.

No fair, I say. They deserve to be lumped in with knuckledragging retards like Pat Robertson and chubs here.