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The book was fine up until the detailed fish anatomy scenes.

Yeah, I've been working on a story about a fishing vessel called the Pequod Queepod, skippered by a guy named Ahab Grayhab, who is searching for a great way-big white peuce whale sand dollar that bit off his left leg earlobe.

Totally original.

/Call me
//Ishmael

The first story could be made into a hollywood movie, Really, there's worse comedies starring Mathew Mahogany.

Mermaid porn, pfft tehy cant do that. Apperently they missed that episode of futurama

oh the huge manatee!

The Manatee is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen.

Teve Torbes approves.

groppet: Mermaid porn, pfft tehy cant do that. Apperently they missed that episode of futurama

Why couldn't she have the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom?!?!

Also, see Family Guy, the second episode after Stewie has killed Lois. Can't find a quick youtube.

ahem

UNDAH DA SHEEEEETS
UNDAH DA SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS
darling it's better
down where it's wetter
take it from me
up on the shore dey work all day
out in the sun dey slave away
while we devotin'
full time to farkin'
undah da sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets

somemoron: groppet: Mermaid porn, pfft tehy cant do that. Apperently they missed that episode of futurama

Why couldn't she have the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom?!?!

Also, see Family Guy, the second episode after Stewie has killed Lois. Can't find a quick youtube.

Or she could just be a selkie instead (Scottish/Norwegian mermaid, a seal that can take off its skin to be human), or an Arabian-style mermaid (just people that live underwater), or go greek/Roman (naiads had legs, too!) or you could go really old-school and go with the original Assyrian myths, where the mermaid was only half-fish because the water lacked the magical power to disguise her full goddess-level figure and had to settle with the bottom half... so if she got out of the water, problem solved.

Basically, any variation from the 1800s French/British legends and you're good. Because, y'know, I'm pretty sure given the time period that the legs were removed as an allegory about sex and/or women being a terrible trap that will drown you to death anyhow, that'd be kind of a bummer of a theme for a porno.

The idea of a selkie grosses me right out. Naiads on the other hand... I'll be in my bunk, heh.

They should just call it a parody. That seems to work for the "Not Batman XXX" and the like.

cretinbob: And the other is a Sidney Prisney movie.

So then I says to her, "Maybe you could give me a little head." And... POOF!

Hans Christian Anderson

All of this famous Dane's works are in the public domain. Famous stories include "Thumbelina", "The Ugly Duckling", "The Little Mermaid", "The Emperor's New Clothes ", and "The Princess and the Pea"

Farking Public Domain, how does it work??? (new window)

LewDux: Link (new window)

Done in two.

/wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best?

SnakeMan: Flipping your fins, you don't get too far...Hey, is that a euphemism for masturbation?