Just a hint, there is a reason that Viagra isn't known as American Yarchagumba.

Do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex? I remember hearing that they had a slight population issue...

What, are all the animals on the asian landmass extinct ? Did they miss any ?

RexTalionis: miss diminutive: Do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex?

Yes.

Ok, besides RexTalionis, do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex?

I think more Chinese women should be having sex with me. Or any Chinese woman. Or any woman.

But what do they have to remove extraneous headline punctuation?

ignatiusst: If it is a root, and it remotely looks like a penis, the Chinese will spend absurd amounts of money to buy it.

FTFY

U KNOW IF U DIDNT SMOKE U WOULDN'T NEED YOUR STUPID VIAGRA

China? Really, subtard? Really?

The Chinese are like a cancer. Yeah I said it.

They know that Viagra is the real Viagra right?

thelordofcheese: China? Really, subtard? Really?

you might want to reread the article mr quick to judge.


Also. I'll stick to three penis wine thank you.

hitlersbrain: They know that Viagra is the real Viagra right?

None of that crunchy herbal shiat.

Everytime I hear of Nepal, I can't help but think of Patrick Healy reaching into his pocket and saying, "These damn Nepalise coins".

Seven farmers were killed in the remote northern district of Manang in June 2009 after going to forage for Yarchagumba, a rare parasitic plant


Oh man I used to love those guys!

I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

Pissin' the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight away, pissin' the niiiight awayyyyyyyyyyyyy

thelordofcheese: China? Really, subtard? Really?

The Chinese are the customers driving the demand. The Nepalis are just harvesting it for them. Kinda like when we blame American's love of that sweet, sweet cocaine for cartel violence in Mexico.

Except it's not a plant; it's a fungus and a larva.

They initially arrested the entire village, but later released the women and children.

Damn.
..

ignatiusst: I pointed out (with no small amount of smugness) that, considering China's population, it didn't seem to be working all that well. Thus did I discover that the most effective form of birth control is, indeed, a pissed off woman.

Fool! You should've waited until she said "anal"!

Treygreen13: vinnydoz007: thelordofcheese: China? Really, subtard? Really?

you might want to reread the article mr quick to judge.


Also. I'll stick to three penis wine thank you.

Three Penis Wine is TacoMarked. (TM)

but if TacoMark isnt TacoMarked, than its meaningless.

veedeevadeevoodee: What, are all the animals on the asian landmass extinct ? Did they miss any ?

They are just taking after their European brothers

Here's what Chinese herbal aphrodisiac use may look like. (new window)

The description of the plant on the side of the page was far more interesting than the article

FTA: The court, which is a two day walk from the nearest road, has had to delay the verdict more than a dozen times due to absent judges and lawyers.

Local authorities say police had to walk for days to reach the area where the bodies of the seven men were discovered.

They initially arrested the entire village, but later released the women and children.

What a country!

ignatiusst: If it is a root, and it looks like a penis, the Chinese will buy it.

Also if it is from an endangered animal and looks like a penis, or is a penis, or the word for it vaguely sounds like penis or looks like the character for penis when written in Chinese.

ignatiusst: If it is a root, and it looks like a penis, the Chinese will buy it.

Luckily, female Viagra is much cheaper in China.

We need to start the rumor in China that the best aphrodisiac is the powdered remains of those who think rare/endangered animals and plants are aphrodisiacs.

Should be a self-correcting problem in a few years and maybe we'll be able to keep the cool mammals around.

/"Rhino horn? That's no good, try dried Beijing millionaire taint...very effective."

ignatiusst: If it is a root, and it looks like a penis thingy, the Chinese Baldrick will buy serve it.

They've run out of rare animals to slaughter?

RexTalionis: miss diminutive: Do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex?

Yes.

You sound Chinese.

miss diminutive: Do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex? I remember hearing that they had a slight population issue...

They supposedly have a two child policy, so they should be thinning out at some point. By then Africa will be covered 12 deep in starving machette wielding amputees, so it will all balance out.

And what of my tiger penis soup?!?

Someone's going to pay.

ignatiusst: Heh.. when I first met my (Chinese) wife, she assured me (with no small amount of authority) that "western" birth control was not necessary; the Chinese had figured out effective natural birth control while we were still learning to read. I pointed out (with no small amount of smugness) that, considering China's population, it didn't seem to be working all that well. Thus did I discover that the most effective form of birth control is, indeed, a pissed off woman.

Ah yes, I am very familiar with the "We Chinese figured that out centuries ago" attitude.

rickythepenguin: Seven farmers were killed in the remote northern district of Manang in June 2009 after going to forage for Yarchagumba, a rare parasitic plant


Oh man I used to love those guys!

I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN!
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

Pissin' the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight away, pissin' the niiiight awayyyyyyyyyyyyy

i lol'd heartily, i did.

The article has the tiny image that goes to a 404. But here it is. The chinese name is seriosuly 'Dong Chong'.

Love it.

Acharne: The article has the tiny image that goes to a 404. But here it is. The chinese name is seriosuly 'Dong Chong'.

Love it.

[l1.yimg.com image 190x127]

Seriously even.

miss diminutive: Do we really want the Chinese to be having more sex? I remember hearing that they had a slight population issue...


but the funny thing about using this chinese aphrodisiac, is 20 minutes later, you feel like having sex again!

I'm reminded of a joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a double Johnny Walker red, neat. The barman, seeing the customer's hangdog expression asks, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The customer tells him how he's had nothing but bad luck trying to score with chicks - he's had lots of dates but at the end of each one he always gets the "Let's just be friends" speech. He continues, saying that he has another date tonight and isn't sure what to do.

The barman listens, nods then says that he has just the thing to take care of his girl trouble and nods in the direction of a shady character in another corner of the bar.

The shady fellow produces a small white envelope. "Chinese fly." He says. "Just like Spanish Fly but cheaper. Guarantee that you get girlfriend if you slip in drink." The customer pays for the packet, slips it in his pocket, pays for his drink and leaves.

On the date, the customer secretly pours the Chinese Fly powder into his date's drink while she is in the restroom. She returns, drinks her drink, and within moments a marked change comes over her -- she lets down her hair, takes off her glasses and loosens the top button of her shirt. She leans in and suggests that they get out of there. The customer can't believe his luck and as they are outside waiting for the valet to retrieve his car he asks, "So where should we go?" His date replies, "To pick up my mother so you can take us shopping and we can figure out which law school you should go to..."

hitlersbrain: They know that Viagra is the real Viagra right?

I even got an email once that said you could buy Viagra online!

They have cocaine in China now?

I don't know about that. I'm always very frisky with my GF after I had a few beers and my beer bottle opener.