Didn't this need to be dropped off at a taxidermist?

It's Boulder.

Yay for Subby and the article writer for getting it right and calling it a bison.

Police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said Monday that the head came from a buffalo recently slaughtered from a ranch in Nebraska.

Not so much for the cops.

I moved in next to the proverbial mean old man. On move in day, I had the truck parked in the driveway as far back as I could, yet the front bumper stuck out into the street. He came over about a half hour into me humping boxes. He said, "You can't be doing that." And I said, "What are you talking about?" He said, "What you're doing there to that box." I said, "Mind your own god damn business, you crotchety old fart." And I went back to humping the box of linens.

Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.

That wisent a nice thing to do.

You know, I'd have preferred that over my roommates sword fighting in the apartment.

spentmiles: I moved in next to the proverbial mean old man. On move in day, I had the truck parked in the driveway as far back as I could, yet the front bumper stuck out into the street. He came over about a half hour into me humping boxes. He said, "You can't be doing that." And I said, "What are you talking about?" He said, "What you're doing there to that box." I said, "Mind your own god damn business, you crotchety old fart." And I went back to humping the box of linens.

Haha as soon as I read "humping boxes" I was thinking of a smart-assed comment. You beat me to it, and finished the joke off yourself.

A++ Would read again

So you just dry it in the sun and it 's ready for mounting. Interesting.

tothekor: Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.

They're not. Buffalo live in Africa. This is a Buffalo



Bison live in North America. This is a Bison

My roommates gun got 9 bullets, 9 bullets in my roommates gun.

Don't jerk off naked on the couch such that when your roommate finally gets a girl (who he's been working for weeks) to come home from work with him on the way to his shore rental sees you and asks " was that your roommate naked on the couch with a cushion on his lap?"

Yeah that really happened.

tutanka?

"Tatanka."



"Robin Hood ain't listening."



*sigh*
"What accent CAN you do?"

He just shuffled off.

Buggar: You know, I'd have preferred that over my roommates sword fighting in the apartment.

living room sword fighting, in that case, is preferable to bathroom sword fighting

tothekor: Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Bison do not.

/obscure?

Is the roommate Chuck Testa?

4)Do not leave the bathroom floor wet because you stepped out of the shower soaking wet and didn't bother to dry up any water on the floor. I wish I could post the info of the idiot roomate who did this and other stuff. But then I guess someone from Newport RI would have maids and butlers to clean up after them.

BurnShrike: tothekor: Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.

They're not. Buffalo live in Africa. This is a Buffalo

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Bison live in North America. This is a Bison

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There are bison native to Europe, too.

BKITU: skinink: Is the roommate Chuck Testa?

Nope.

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I have you all beat- one of my RETARDED room mates accidentally fired a GUN IN THE HOUSE. YES. No one was injured. Why do my other room mates have loaded guns? Well those are all good questions.

Anyway, he still lives here... he is super neat and pays rent early!! The others are all dish-pilers!

Well, that's just bullshiat.

Just here to remind everyone that this happened on Obama's watch.

tortilla burger: Buggar: You know, I'd have preferred that over my roommates sword fighting in the apartment.

living room sword fighting, in that case, is preferable to bathroom sword fighting

That reminds me of the "no giggling in the shower by yourself" rule we had to implement.

MBooda: Just here to remind everyone that this happened on Obama's watch.

Ew. I hope he has a jeweler clean it thoroughly.

spidermilk: I have you all beat- one of my RETARDED room mates accidentally fired a GUN IN THE HOUSE. YES. No one was injured. Why do my other room mates have loaded guns? Well those are all good questions.

Anyway, he still lives here... he is super neat and pays rent early!! The others are all dish-pilers!

Gay guys with guns? Fabulous!

spidermilk: I have you all beat- one of my RETARDED room mates accidentally fired a GUN IN THE HOUSE. YES. No one was injured. Why do my other room mates have loaded guns? Well those are all good questions.

Anyway, he still lives here... he is super neat and pays rent early!! The others are all dish-pilers!

So you have a house full of loaded weapons and the developmentally disabled?

/CSB

One of my room mates used to shave his balls in the shower. We found this out because he would leave the yam-bag fuzz covered razor in various places all over the bathroom. Same guy took a runny beer shiat in our mop bucket but that was my fault for passing out in the bathroom with the door locked.

/end CSB

spidermilk: I have you all beat- one of my RETARDED room mates accidentally fired a GUN IN THE HOUSE. YES. No one was injured. Why do my other room mates have loaded guns? Well those are all good questions.

Anyway, he still lives here... he is super neat and pays rent early!! The others are all dish-pilers!

Will look forward to the future Fark headline: "Gunfight erupts in kitchen over dish piles. Blood everywhere, save for one gunman who cleaned up nicely."

Why the frak not?

What "Bison" Bill Cody may look like:

The innkeeper:

"It's Boulder."


It's college students.

/FTFY
//that's right
/no skills at all

Dumb bear

Tarmangani: What "Bison" Bill Cody may look like:
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BANGBANG! Howdy pardner!

/howwwwdy paarrrrrdenerrrr HOWDYPARDNER!

I used to know a crazy old fark who really, really hated the bison that came out of Yellowstone Park and hung out in his yard (that's why he'd bought property 50 yards outside the park boundary, I guess). One day the police found a bloody dead buffalo, and had a suspicion as to who'd killed it. They went and saw the old guy, who vociferously denied having anything to do with the dead buffalo. Then the cops looked in his garage (perhaps tipped off by all the blood that must have been around the place) and found a fresh buffalo head.

He was never really punished for it though, since everybody just kind of looked at it like, Eh, he's a grumpy old man and he's lived here all his life. He told those bison to stay off his property.

/He was my boss' father. If I ever wanted to embarrass my boss, I"d just mention that incident.

I used to live in a large apartment complex which had buildings side by side with rows of apartments in each and a common yard in the middle. My redneck neighbor once strung up a dead deer, skinned it, and started cleaning the carcass where at least 50 people could see it outside their living room windows. When the property manager showed up she just kept saying "You can't do this here." And he kept saying "Well why not?"

It didn't stop him from cleaning fish on the community picnic tables and leaving the stinking guts in piles for days at a time. At least the management threw out the tables after that.

He would also tie a hammock between a tree and the bumper of his Camaro then sleep pretty much in the parking lot.

/city life
//in Ohio

BKITU: tothekor: Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.


Buffalo:
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Bison:
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/you're welcome

BurnShrike: tothekor: Okay. Please clarify for me. What is the difference between a bison and buffalo? I always thought the terms were interchangable.

They're not. Buffalo live in Africa. This is a Buffalo

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Bison live in North America. This is a Bison

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I wish my roommate had listened to the "don't stage a break in and steal all your roommate's stuff to fund your meth habit" advice.

jigger: I wish my roommate had listened to the "don't stage a break in and steal all your roommate's stuff to fund your meth habit" advice.

Probably because that advice was a footnote in the "So Your Roommate is a Meth Addict" pamphlet that you threw behind your toilet and never read.