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(Florence Times Daily)   Why didn't any of my math teachers look like this?   (timesdaily.com) divider line 203
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2011-11-16 10:33:09 AM  
www.timesdaily.comimages.radcity.net
 
2011-11-16 10:55:51 AM  
Umm.. she looks like The Grinch

I hope you people don't think she's attractive?
 
2011-11-16 11:32:09 AM  

Dr.Knockboots: I hope you people don't think she's attractive?


At 17, I would've hit that shiat like a rented mule.
 
2011-11-16 11:33:34 AM  

Dr.Knockboots: I hope you people don't think she's attractive?


Yeah, I'm gonna need some more data.
 
2011-11-16 11:48:50 AM  
In 8th grade, I had a HUGE crush on my math teacher. At an age when I was learning to perfect my newfound hobby.
 
2011-11-16 11:49:27 AM  
I'd intercept her Y axis.
 
2011-11-16 11:50:05 AM  
Headshot only. Let's play "How Much Does She Weigh?"
 
2011-11-16 11:50:40 AM  
Eeek! My 8th grade algebra teacher was way hotter. She had just graduated from teaching college and was 22. It didn't hurt that she was blond and looked like she could have been part of the Swedish bikini team. (I never new bikini was a sport.)
 
2011-11-16 11:50:45 AM  
Because subby, all the hot teachers were too busy hiding from your hideous gaze, you monstrous pig.
 
2011-11-16 11:51:45 AM  

Dr.Knockboots: Umm.. she looks like The Grinch

I hope you people don't think she's attractive?


hahaha...I see it. I see it.
Thanks for that.
 
2011-11-16 11:51:52 AM  

Knobbs: Headshot only. Let's play "How Much Does She Weigh?"


Puffy cheeks... not a good sign.
 
2011-11-16 11:51:54 AM  
I'd be her derivative so I could lie tangent to her curves.
 
2011-11-16 11:52:11 AM  
I think of all the education that I missed...
...but then my homework was never quite like this.
 
2011-11-16 11:52:13 AM  
Look like what? Disgusting pieces of shiat? ?????

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2011-11-16 11:52:19 AM  
fat and stupid looking?
 
2011-11-16 11:52:39 AM  
Love the way they give you a picture in the paper, her life history, and where she lives and she wasn't even convicted of a crime yet.
Guilty until proven innocent ?
 
2011-11-16 11:52:39 AM  
I think of all the education that I missed...
 
2011-11-16 11:53:04 AM  
Yeah.... not really that attractive.
 
2011-11-16 11:53:36 AM  
So, despite the consent and willing participation of a 17 year old boy, he is a still a victim?
What bullsh*t!
 
2011-11-16 11:53:37 AM  
But then my homework was never quite like this.
 
2011-11-16 11:53:59 AM  
Subby: You didn't have math teachers that looked like that because you were what is commonly referred to as "lucky".

Woof!
 
2011-11-16 11:54:08 AM  

SchlingFocker: Dr.Knockboots: I hope you people don't think she's attractive?

At 17, I would've hit that shiat like a rented mule.


This.

When I went to school, my teachers looked as old as time itself... and don't even get me started on my 8th grade as-butch-as-they-come gym teacher
 
2011-11-16 11:54:19 AM  
I am innocent of those charges... I could say that I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after math class. I have hugged them, and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact.

Am I sexually attracted to young boys? Hmmm......Sexually attracted? no. I enjoy young people, I love to be around them, but, no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys.

What could I have done differently? I shouldn't have showered with those kids.
 
2011-11-16 11:54:21 AM  
Here's a little more of her

somethingsinister.files.wordpress.com

/Helping with the "Guess her weight" game
 
2011-11-16 11:54:57 AM  
Not so much look like that, but act like that and be good enough. There will be many a farker who will lie in this thread and say that at 16 they would have turned that down. I would not believe them unless they had a beautiful girlfriend that put out whenever the urge struck. Not many of us had that before we had a drivers license.
 
2011-11-16 11:55:54 AM  
www.realscience.org.uk

/oblig
//you're welcome
///hotlinked
 
2011-11-16 11:55:54 AM  
What a hot math teacher might look like:

www.wolfgnards.com
 
2011-11-16 11:55:56 AM  
Damn you Rosonowski.

She is kinda Grinchy in the mouth.
 
2011-11-16 11:56:51 AM  

Knobbs: Headshot only. Let's play "How Much Does She Weigh?"


She's not emaciated, doesn't have any extra chins. Could be anywhere between 130 and 180. Probably something between a size 10 and 14. I'd give her an integral of ex.
 
2011-11-16 11:56:58 AM  

AbbeySomeone: So, despite the consent and willing participation of a 17 year old boy, he is a still a victim?
What bullsh*t!


Plus she's now a felon facing 2-20 years in prison. I feel safer already.
 
2011-11-16 11:56:59 AM  
At that age, I would solve her X.
 
2011-11-16 11:57:24 AM  
Came for Danica, will be in my bunk.
 
2011-11-16 11:57:52 AM  
I'd divide her zero.
 
2011-11-16 11:58:03 AM  
UtileDysfunktion 2011-11-16 11:55:54 AM

InOmnibusCaritas 2011-11-16 11:55:54 AM

Nice simulpost, friend.
 
2011-11-16 11:58:24 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Dr.Knockboots: I hope you people don't think she's attractive?

Yeah, I'm gonna need some more data.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-11-16 11:58:28 AM  
NONE of my teachers were even as attractive as she is, and she's on the lower end of "meh".
 
2011-11-16 11:58:40 AM  
"meh" at best, subby. Though compared to my math teachers (men and nuns), I'd take it.
 
2011-11-16 11:58:55 AM  
Today's question class.

How many times does 17 go into 29?
 
2011-11-16 11:59:43 AM  

UtileDysfunktion: [www.realscience.org.uk image 450x450]

/oblig
//you're welcome
///hotlinked


InOmnibusCaritas: What a hot math teacher might look like:

[www.wolfgnards.com image 490x735]


wicked good simulpost there, guys
 
2011-11-16 12:00:08 PM  
Stupid boy runs stupid mouth, loses regular poon....

So she war farting a 16 year old, which at the time was not legal in Ala-damn-bama, so the legislature passes a new law making it illegal. Prosecutors then use the new law as grounds to indict her. Now why do I think that she's ether going to be acquitted or her conviction overturned on appeal?
 
2011-11-16 12:00:33 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: Umm.. she looks like The Grinch

I hope you people don't think she's attractive?


You sound either gay, or not straight. Can't decide. NTTAWWT.
 
2011-11-16 12:00:37 PM  
The relationship started at the beginning of the school year
The law Bynum is indicted on went into effect in July 2010


Ex post facto?
 
2011-11-16 12:00:46 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: Today's question class.

How many times does 17 go into 29?


As many times as it wants?
 
2011-11-16 12:01:05 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: [www.realscience.org.uk image 450x450]

/oblig
//you're welcome
///hotlinked


InOmnibusCaritas: What a hot math teacher might look like:

[www.wolfgnards.com image 490x735]


Hottest simulpost ever.
 
2011-11-16 12:01:15 PM  
I would give her the hypotenuse.
 
2011-11-16 12:01:20 PM  
If I was 17, I'd separate her variables and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Now, though, her knees are a little too acute. Does that make me obtuse?
 
2011-11-16 12:01:58 PM  

JackieRabbit: So she war farting a 16 year old


?
 
2011-11-16 12:02:46 PM  

Fabric_Man: In 8th grade, I had a HUGE crush on my math teacher. At an age when I was learning to perfect my newfound hobby.


Did you tell him?
 
2011-11-16 12:02:56 PM  
FOREHEAD
 
2011-11-16 12:03:21 PM  

JackieRabbit: Now why do I think that she's ether going to be acquitted or her conviction overturned on appeal?


Alabama? Depends on the skin color of the student, I suppose.
 
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