It seems he's always "just kidding" and saying "people need to lighten up" after something he says polls badly. Aren't his 15 minutes over yet?

You're bad at this, Cain.

Cain is getting away with a lot using this "just kidding" bullshiat after the fact. I wonder what the reaction would be if a Democrat came out and said "I think we should liberate all wealth over $10 million dollars to pay for a great social net to protect working class Americans, and jail or kill anyone that tries to resist it. Just Kidding."

Cain's entire campaign is a joke.

I'm no Cain fan; but, at what point did we start demanding candidates to be void of any personality?

Of course you were, Herman. Of course you were.

Cain: *says something idiotic*
Everyone: uh... what?
Cain: Just joking!
Everyone: *facepalm*

Cain: *says something idiotic*
Everyone: That has to be a joke too, right?
Cain: No. That time I was serious.

Just a joke.

Cain for Comedian in Chief!

Apparently he hasn't sold enough books yet.

The fact that anyone is taking him seriously as a candidate for president is the joke. He's a grifter, charlatan, carpet-bagger, opportunist looking to cash in on free publicity.

Johnny Savage: I'm no Cain fan; but, at what point did we start demanding candidates to be void of any personality?

Is that the only other option to a long series of bold, idiotic statements and policy ideas followed up with, "Oh, well, I didn't really mean it!"?

Please make sure that your response is less than three pages.

LMFAO!!!11! Where does this guy get his material?? Comedy gold, keep em coming! ROFL

Haha, there's no way to make an unfunny Kissinger joke! That guy brings massive laughs, no matter what!

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

Herman Cain is being taken seriously by many Republicans as a candidate for president of the United States.

No, I did not offer the SecState position to Kissenger
My offering the SecStage position to Kissenger was a joke
Kissneger turned down my offer of the SecState position

Cain puts on a nice show, but there's no there there.

Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.

Well, of course. He couldn't have afforded the jewelry he would have had to buy Kissinger. I mean, that is the going rate to get a blowjob from a Jew, right?

I doubt that Cain has ever met or spoken to Kissenger.

Cain just wanted to be able to tell Jewish jokes, like Tim Watley

monoski: I doubt that Cain has ever met or spoken to Kissenger.

You know how I know you didn't read the article?

Johnny Savage: I'm no Cain fan; but, at what point did we start demanding candidates to be void of any personality?

There was a Canadian Minister who went skinny dipping with Rick Mercer. I thought it showed a very human side of him. That said, I think it was clear he did it for a laugh and not to clarify a policy statement.

Muta: There was a Canadian Minister who went skinny dipping with Rick Mercer. I thought it showed a very human side of him. That said, I think it was clear he did it for a laugh and not to clarify a policy statement.

I should also point out that it was in Canada so it isn't like it really mattered.

Was it also a "joke" when he accused the media of editing the video footage of him doing so bad on his Iraq answer?

For every former secretary of state that turns down an offer from Herman Cain, there are probably thousands of former secretaries of state that would say he would never approach them improperly.

Johnny Savage: I'm no Cain fan; but, at what point did we start demanding candidates to be void of any personality?

If Cain wants to demonstrate a sense of humor, then put a whoopie cushion under the seat of the moderator of the next debate.

And stop going with this "just kidding" nonsense, falls square under what is said about the cover-up being worse than the crime itself.

off topic, but how has kissinger escaped an assassin's bullet? His evil will never be punished, huh?

schubie: off topic, but how has kissinger escaped an assassin's bullet? His evil will never be punished, huh?

He wears a Nobel Peace Prize which protects him from all harm. If you try to attack him, it covers him in an impermeable layer of solid irony.

Say something stupid; regret it; claim you were joking.

farkityfarker: Say something stupid; regret it; claim you were joking.

Who else does that?

"I apologize for calling her 'Princess Pelosi,' if that's the biggest story you all have, OK?" Cain told reporters after addressing supporters at a diner in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

When asked why he apologized, the former pizza executive said, "So you all will stop asking me about it, OK?"



"Hey, you got a nice ass for a white girl! What? I'm just kidding!"

Watching the GOP make their moves is like watching a clown trying to give a blowjob to a frightened buzzard.

Kissinger's still living?

strapp3r: Cain said at a September debate that he "would bring a sense of humor to the White House."

fark yes! he would

We already had a clown in the White House from 2001-2009. We don't need another.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "I apologize for calling her 'Princess Pelosi,' if that's the biggest story you all have, OK?" Cain told reporters after addressing supporters at a diner in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

When asked why he apologized, the former pizza executive said, "So you all will stop asking me about it, OK?"

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"Hey, you got a nice ass for a white girl! What? I'm just kidding!"

Jesus, what an asshole.

Maybe he meant Dr. Killinger.

JLEM: Watching the GOP make their moves is like watching a clown trying to give a blowjob to a frightened buzzard.

error 303: What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

I actually laughed at that.

This must be that "Conservative humor" I keep hearing about.

I'm laughing like hell on the inside, honest.

offmymeds: Kissinger's still living?

Sometimes evil takes a long time to give up its mortal coil.

/Augusto Pinochet waits in Hell for Kissinger. He needs a dance partner.

Notabunny: Cain puts on a nice show, but there's no there there.

Jerry Sandusky's victims all deserved their fate because they wiggled their little asses around him and turned him on.

I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!

Fear the Clam: Notabunny: Cain puts on a nice show, but there's no there there.

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