I'd watch that show if he wasn't on it.

Han shot first


/ooooh Storage Wars.....

Ahem. Eeeeeeeeeeyup.

They should put Chuck Testa on that show so they can bid against each other.

dogdaze: FriarReb98: Can we all just agree that reality TV is way too farking repetitive and just needs to start being weeded out? RIght now, we have the following main genres:

-The Storage Wars/Auction Kings/American Pickers/Pawn Stars genre, where a group goes looking for lost treasure that actually isn't treasure half the time, but just retro crap
-The Tough/Extreme Job group, where it's edited to make them look like the biggest bunch of drama queens possible
-The genre where people build EXTREME things, with all the drama queen crap of the tough job group
-The survivalist group, which is basically geared towards grossing out middle school boys with what they eat
-The Real People group, which again is all about manufactured drama in ways no one truly cares about
-The regular boring job group, which also has the sub-genres of contests and intervention by so-called "big names" in the business
-The experimental group, which out of all of them is the group with the least amount of repetition or drama

Chances are, at any one time on a full compliment cable or satellite system, you can turn you TV on right now and fine at least two of these going on. And that's not even counting MTV, VH1, ghost shows or any old-school car/fishing/hunting shows.

For someone complaining about reality TV you sure know a lot about it.

Commercials. You may have heard of them.

I watch that show when I can. I think it's kind of fun.

But Dave Hester is the biggest douchebag on that show. And this douchey move is just another in a long line of douchetastic moves on his part.

Have I mentioned he's a douche?

And yes, Brandi's hot but goddamnitsomuch she should shut the fark up half the time. I couldn't stand being married to a harpy like that.

This guy is an a-hole that needs to be locked away in a storage unit never to be bid upon.

This is not a bookmark indicating I need to come back here late and check out more Brandi pictures.

styckx: twobux: I'd watch that show if he wasn't on it.

Dave is the only entertaining person on that show. He's a troll and good at it..


The reason to watch is Barry, Psychics, a midget on stilts, constant references to his drug hazed youth. I'd like to see a day in the life of Barry, crazy shiat probably just happens to him.

Misleading headline...Trey Songz sent Dave a cease and desist over YUUUP! Which is farking stupid.

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Now this is a meme I can get behind.

Tom_Slick: styckx: twobux: I'd watch that show if he wasn't on it.

Dave is the only entertaining person on that show. He's a troll and good at it..


The reason to watch is Barry, Psychics, a midget on stilts, constant references to his drug hazed youth. I'd like to see a day in the life of Barry, crazy shiat probably just happens to him.

Check out this video from before he was on Storage Wars. (new window)

/i've never heard of any of these people

styckx: Moar Brandie



Really???!!?!?

She's cute and all but you do realize that this douche has been balls deep in her:



I don't care how good looking she is.
I don't care if she can suck a basketball through a garden hose.
I don't care if she's a freak in bed that does A2M as a warm up.
If she's been farking this:



I'm tossing her in the dumpster.

Brain_Damage: Check out this video from before he was on Storage Wars. (new window)

That was great, almost as good as that short lived "I'm with Busey" show

I can think of exactly two reasons to watch that show, and they're both connected to Brandi.

Also I think Barry is funny because he doesn't give a fark, he's just in it for the lulz.

Brain_Damage: Tom_Slick: styckx: twobux: I'd watch that show if he wasn't on it.

Dave is the only entertaining person on that show. He's a troll and good at it..


The reason to watch is Barry, Psychics, a midget on stilts, constant references to his drug hazed youth. I'd like to see a day in the life of Barry, crazy shiat probably just happens to him.

Check out this video from before he was on Storage Wars. (new window)


Cool as hell. That's exactly what I said when my wife and I started watching this show. Barry is just one of those guys that things happen to. He seems to be in the right place at the right time with a weird group of people and all of a sudden, he's got an awesome story to tell.

Dave Hester is the only guy on Storage Wars that knows what he's doing! While he comes off as an a$$ this is his livelihood and he's got employees to pay and a business to run. If you really watch the show, he's not portrayed in a very favorable light, but he's there to make money as opposed to Barry who's a goofball that loses more often than not on bids and the contents of the lockers. The episodes that Barry is featured in predominately means nobody found anything cool this week. Plus, Barry probably owns the rare antique stores that he goes to get stuff appraised at and gets free advertising this way or they pay him on the side to go to their stores for free publicity.

Dave is always thinking ahead of the other guys in that he's thinking how much is it going to cost to go through this locker, sort it, stock his shop, and what are actual treasures as opposed to crappy dinged furniture that someon's grandparent put in storage before going to the retirement home. He knows how to goad the other guys into a bidding war and then gets them stuck paying $1,000 for someone old broken Xmas tree and stuff that's going to the trash. He's the guy that you'd want running your thrift store or whose business you'd invest in. Dave is businessman and seems to be doing quite well!

Brandi is hot but is married to a total moron. Seriously, the episode where he finds the old antique safe and gets pissed off that its empty just proves how dumb he is. I watched that episode and even I was looking at that safe thinking how cool it looked and wondering how much you could get for it. But the idiot doesn't even know what he had until someone else told him.

Tom_Slick: The reason to watch is Barry, Psychics, a midget on stilts, constant references to his drug hazed youth. I'd like to see a day in the life of Barry, crazy shiat probably just happens to him.

Barry either owns the chicken car, or knows the guy who owns it well enough to borrow it.



How can you not love that?

Raug the Dwarf: And yes, Brandi's hot but goddamnitsomuch she should shut the fark up half the time. I couldn't stand being married to a harpy like that.

The hate sex has to be awesome, though.

Im convinced some of the treasure they find is planted beforehand by a&e.

I am Wee Todd Ed: Dave Hester is the only guy on Storage Wars that knows what he's doing! While he comes off as an a$$...

Dave is definately my favorite.Brandie is smoking-hot until she starts bossing husband around and then she is just annoying. Yuup!

I agree that Barry is the reason to watch, but to be completely honest, I really think a lot of his "finds" are contrived, even the fake stuff. He always manages to find something that lets him go talk to either someone famous, someone crazy, or someone weird.

Lock them all in one of the units, including the progeny that has appeared on the show, pay the rent for 6 months then walk away. When the locker is finally popped for auction and their skeletons are in there for the bidding, then I'll watch that.

More so than all of them being asshats and idiots, it's the discontinuity. Watch some of the units when they are opened, when they are being bid on, when the idiots first go in them, when they start unloading. Opened boxes become closed, closed boxes become opened, etc,etc. I know they have to edit for drama or whatever, but it's not that kind of discontinuity. It's the kind that tells me that A&E, the hillbilly auctioneer, the bidding douchebags or all of them together have been into that unit despite the rules.

It says something instructive when someone who styles themselves a lyricist and a poet is trying to claim ownership of a "signature" sound that is little more than a grunt.

I think Hester is funny sometimes when he bids people up or when he tries to screw people by buying everything, but he takes himself way too seriously. There have been several times on the show where you can see how he can't take what he gives.

He is probably doing this purely to stop the other bidders on the show from mocking him.

Oh and I'd bang the shiat out of Brandie.

I am Wee Todd Ed: Brandi is hot but is married to a total moron. Seriously, the episode where he finds the old antique safe and gets pissed off that its empty just proves how dumb he is. I watched that episode and even I was looking at that safe thinking how cool it looked and wondering how much you could get for it. But the idiot doesn't even know what he had until someone else told him

To be fair, I believe that was the very first episode of the series and Jarod and Brandi were just starting out, so he didn't have any idea what he was doing. Jarod has come a LONG way since then - not on Hester or Sheets' level, but still competitive.

And I would motorboat Brandi and then cut my lips off, for I would no longer have a need for them.

Hester is a douche, and when they calculate totals, they never calculate what it costs him to send a team of guys out to box up the locker, take it to the shop, sort it, check ebay for the price, list, and sell it. They just have him pointing to a particle board end table and saying $300 and posting that as his total.

Raug the Dwarf: I watch that show when I can. I think it's kind of fun.

But Dave Hester is the biggest douchebag on that show. And this douchey move is just another in a long line of douchetastic moves on his part.

Have I mentioned he's a douche?

And yes, Brandi's hot but goddamnitsomuch she should shut the fark up half the time. I couldn't stand being married to a harpy like that.

I like that show too, actually. That older creepy collector guy is entertaining. I think Dave is OK, but his "yuup" is annoying. Brandie is not hot, just cute in a dumpy way, but she does have a really good instinct for choosing the best units. She's much better at it than her husband, he should shut his yap and let her lead.