Inspector Harry Callahan's partner?

Wait a minute... I thought only Stallone, that other guy, and that chick from Nothern Exposure's characters were the only professional mountain climbers in that movie, and they all lived.

Cops who are a week away from retirement?

Cops who are getting too old for this shiat?

/didn't know which one to go with

Nobody said living in a cheerocracy would be easy.

zez: Cops who are a week away from retirement?

Cops who are getting too old for this shiat?

/didn't know which one to go with

How about "Cop who just became a father"? That one just begs for trouble.

ThatBillmanGuy: Wait a minute... I thought only Stallone, that other guy, and that chick from Nothern Exposure's characters were the only professional mountain climbers in that movie, and they all lived.

You forgot James Bond. He has done his fair share of mountain climbing. And it seems some 00's were killed in mountain climbing incedents.

Security guys. When the bad guys or a monster shows up, the security guy always gets it first.

Never be a scientist. Even ones that live get killed 2-3 times per sequel. "Hey guys, I found this weird thingy in the ground."

/how many times can Ripley die?
//yeah, more like some big rig driver

Hey, how about whatever job this guy has.


Over 120 movies and he's lived to the credits in... what... 3... 4?

Being the guy that wasn't even suppose to work today?

Heavy Metal Drummer

President in a Dallas motorcade?

"...back... and to the left... back... and to the left..."

_{what? too soon?}

Cop two weeks from retirement.

Hispanic, female soldier.

Does married to Mel Gibson count as a profession?

'Cause if it does, then that.

Missing: Drummer for Spinal Tap

Whatever job Sean Bean's character has ?

I notice that those with boyish good looks who don't have particular importance to the plot but keep getting unusual amounts of screen time are slated for death. Something about giving the hero some sort of motivation.

I also notice that those with homely looks are more likely to get killed be a metal scorpion popping out of the desert sands as the audience needs to know the alien robot means business but the good looking soldiers aren't supposed to get killed.

Everydayiblasphorme: Whatever job Sean Bean's character has ?

My thoughts exactly, as evidenced by this video.

Everydayiblasphorme: Whatever job Sean Bean's character has ?

This.

Gergesa: I notice that those with boyish good looks who don't have particular importance to the plot but keep getting unusual amounts of screen time are slated for death. Something about giving the hero some sort of motivation.

I also notice that those with homely looks are more likely to get killed be a metal scorpion popping out of the desert sands as the audience needs to know the alien robot means business but the good looking soldiers aren't supposed to get killed.

This trope is as old as Patroclus

Leather daddy.

"Rah-rah-raAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Nazi.

The guy can just be the base barber or cook, trying to make a living in a totalitarian, evil, militaristic society, but pin the little Buddhist symbol for good luck on him and he's going to die a horrible death.

It's worse than being your typical henchman.

/Less likelihood of death by volcano, robot, etc, though.

LonMead: Hey, how about whatever job this guy has.
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Over 120 movies and he's lived to the credits in... what... 3... 4?

This so much...

/I loves the Lance!!