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(Daily Mail) Followup Kris Humphries finally decides to sign divorce papers after realizing his marriage was a big ass failure   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 09:56:01 AM
"Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me."
 
Im_Gumby
2011-11-16 10:55:19 AM
Consider xkcd: ...a big ass-failure.

/His marriage was SANTORUM?!
 
HellRaisingHoosier
2011-11-16 10:59:03 AM
I'm curious how much money it would take for this lady to stop chasing money altogether.

My guess is that she would need to hit billionaire status before it stopped being her all-consuming passion. However, she's no Salma Hayek, so she'll have to do it on her own -- instead of marrying a billionaire.
 
exparrot
2011-11-16 11:00:21 AM
That's something he can really get behind.
 
Everydayiblasphorme
2011-11-16 11:03:40 AM
sign on the badonkahhdonk ?
 
enry
2011-11-16 11:03:46 AM
Ahh, I see you in the kitchen, bending over the stove....but I can't see the stove.

/paraphrased cos I'm mobile
//better not be obscure
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:05:45 AM
Ese culo !
 
Guns n' Farkin Roses
2011-11-16 11:12:03 AM
Nice Shidder on that Cridder
 
Uzzah
2011-11-16 11:21:20 AM
enry: Ahh, I see you in the kitchen, bending over the stove....but I can't see the stove.

/paraphrased cos I'm mobile
//better not be obscure

If you think that's obscure, then you should leave in a huff. If that's too early, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
 
MessyDwarf
2011-11-16 11:50:26 AM
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RIP Mr. Humphries
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-11-16 12:03:10 PM
If you'd like to make a symbolic, and probably useless, effort to remove this scourge from our airwaves....

Sign the No-Kardashians Petition at No More Kardashians Petition (new window)
 
lehmac
2011-11-16 12:10:30 PM
Its at the point where I'm wishing ass cancer on everyone who even thinks about submitting shiat about these farking loser freaks.
 
katghoti
2011-11-16 12:30:47 PM
Wow, what a hole!
 
macross87
2011-11-16 12:37:46 PM
She's ugly


/someone had to
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-11-16 12:44:52 PM
WellBelowAverage: If you'd like to make a symbolic, and probably useless, effort to remove this scourge from our airwaves....

Sign the No-Kardashians Petition at No More Kardashians Petition (new window)

Link won't work....it's at GoPetition.com/petition/no-more-kardashian.html
 
syberpud
2011-11-16 01:47:55 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: I'm curious how much money it would take for this lady to stop chasing money altogether.

My guess is that she would need to hit billionaire status before it stopped being her all-consuming passion. However, she's no Salma Hayek, so she'll have to do it on her own -- instead of marrying a billionaire.

I don't think money is enough. It's fame as well. Even if the family did hit billionaire status (and they are on their way), they will still want to appear in front of any camera they meet.
 
FormlessOne
2011-11-16 07:27:49 PM
FTA: 'We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption.'

Reply: "You're new to America, aren't you?"

"Marriage," my ass. She used this guy for money and attention, then dumped him two and a half months later - and she didn't even have the friggin' decency to tell him she was dumping him? Fark her.
 
Obamas Fark Czar
2011-11-17 12:49:19 AM
She's a high-maintenance attention whore that everyone needs to steer clear of.

Him? I don't know anything about him other than he dresses like a complete slob.
 
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