Man that episode was wrong.

Funny as hell though.

I knew there was an upside to not getting laid in high school.

Im calling total bullshiat on this...


/ I turned out just fine
// If it was any bigger id have to register it with the ATF
///Gigity

Well, that explains why my genitalia are much larger than that of the average hamster.

Or it could be a selected for trait for population control?

Like your Hamster colony is so large that "teens" are mating, means you don't need to have as many reproducing pairs, making the genitals smaller may result in fewer offspring, forming a delicate balance of population, preventing the resources of an area from being stripped.

Or teenage female hamsters exude penis shrinking hormones so the males don't rip them in half?

/ either way I'm glad I didn't fark any hamsters in high school.

I abhor people who fark as kids. jealousy is horrible thing.

Honey? What are you doing in there!?

It's ok Mom, I"m Hamster Dancin'