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2011-11-16 08:39:35 AM
Whoa.
 
2011-11-16 08:53:09 AM
Way too much makeup. Even on the girl.
 
2011-11-16 08:54:26 AM
Because the link goes to a picture of Jay Z:

www.gq.com
 
2011-11-16 09:24:17 AM

Mugato: Whoa.


Don't get too worked up. That cleavage is probably the work of some 40 year old guy with photoshop.
 
2011-11-16 09:35:08 AM
Wait...you said sHot. Got me all interested for a second.
 
2011-11-16 09:39:25 AM

birchman: Don't get too worked up. That cleavage is probably the work of some 40 year old guy with photoshop


I'm sure all magazine photos are 'shopped in some way or another but that's pretty much what she carries up there.

And I love the make-up.
 
2011-11-16 10:01:31 AM
did anyone else's subconcious read that as pink sLot for at least a split second?
 
2011-11-16 10:10:32 AM
Ukrainian girls...
 
2011-11-16 10:22:07 AM

Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...


Yup.

You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.
 
2011-11-16 10:38:36 AM

mitchcumstein1: You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.


Russian beauty with black sea BOOTY!!!
 
2011-11-16 11:10:46 AM
Those are some dead eyes...
 
2011-11-16 11:11:14 AM
Raccoon eyes? Really?

/GQ is the beard magazine for closeted yuppies.
 
2011-11-16 11:11:24 AM
api.ning.com
"Too Jewish."
 
2011-11-16 11:11:43 AM
I for one would like to see her pick shot.
 
2011-11-16 11:12:21 AM
PINK, the word was pink.
 
2011-11-16 11:12:45 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Because the link goes to a picture of Jay Z:

[www.gq.com image 409x516]


Thanks. And...yipes! Don't tell me "heroin chic" is back in vogue?
 
2011-11-16 11:13:59 AM

Bluemookie: Those are some dead eyes...


Kind of like a stripper, only she's not crying.
 
2011-11-16 11:15:21 AM

mitchcumstein1: You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.


Enjoy it while it lasts, there'll come the day when all of a sudden, she looks like a potato that rolled to the back of cupboard and was overlooked for awhile.
But. she's sure some fine spuds now!
 
2011-11-16 11:19:42 AM

Bluemookie: Those are some dead eyes...


Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
 
2011-11-16 11:21:21 AM

Kurmudgeon: mitchcumstein1: You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.

Enjoy it while it lasts, there'll come the day when all of a sudden, she looks like a potato that rolled to the back of cupboard and was overlooked for awhile.
But. she's sure some fine spuds now!


I used to sleep with this 19 year old Polish woman. Casual on-and-off for a few years. Then I didn't see her for a couple years. She calls me up out of the blue and we meet for a drink. She was 25 going on 40. Babushka-chic.

/End CSB.
 
2011-11-16 11:24:07 AM
Shopped and not her breasts.
 
2011-11-16 11:24:47 AM
img19.imageshack.usimg806.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-16 11:26:06 AM

Kurmudgeon: mitchcumstein1: You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.

Enjoy it while it lasts, there'll come the day when all of a sudden, she looks like a potato that rolled to the back of cupboard and was overlooked for awhile.
But. she's sure some fine spuds now!



Ukrainian, closing in on 40.

www.thenetwerk.com
 
2011-11-16 11:26:17 AM
she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.
 
2011-11-16 11:28:11 AM

frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.


Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?
 
2011-11-16 11:34:58 AM
She's "in front of my wife" hot. Wife would still shoot me, but she'd understand.
 
2011-11-16 11:35:52 AM

Trackball: frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.

Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?


no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.
 
2011-11-16 11:37:35 AM

frepnog: Trackball: frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.

Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?

no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.


You're not kidding:

Braille Bibles International provides the King James Version of the Braille Bible. Click here to read a sample verse. This Bible is free to any visually impaired individual that requests it.
Important Facts

English Grade Two Braille
Includes all of the paragraph headings in the New King James Version
Eighteen hard-cover bound volumes - Four New Testament volumes - Fourteen Old Testament volumes
Takes 60 inches of shelf space that is twelve inches high and twelve inches deep
Weights just over 64 pounds

Our current cost to produce each volume is $19.00 or $342.00 for a complete Bible.
 
2011-11-16 11:37:37 AM
i121.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-16 11:37:41 AM
Ugh. Seriously, stop with the obviously fake, glued-on cleavage. It looks TERRIBLE and distracts from what was probably originally a very hot shot. THE SHADOWS MAKE NO SENSE!

And for the love of god, if you have a woman with beautiful mismatched eyes like Mila Kunis, don't you dare colour correct them. >:[
 
2011-11-16 11:37:58 AM
She's hot as hell but has no ass.
 
2011-11-16 11:40:29 AM

birchman: Mugato: Whoa.

Don't get too worked up. That cleavage is probably the work of some 40 year old guy with photoshop.


i43.tinypic.com

Seen a few pixels in your time?
 
2011-11-16 11:43:23 AM

frepnog: no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.


I haven't seen the film and barely know what you're talking about but that reminded me of the comic book-sized Sports Almanac from Back to the Future 2.
 
2011-11-16 11:45:08 AM

tricycleracer: I used to sleep with this 19 year old Polish woman. Casual on-and-off for a few years. Then I didn't see her for a couple years. She calls me up out of the blue and we meet for a drink. She was 25 going on 40. Babushka-chic.


It's the cigarettes. Every Eastern European girl I've met smoked at least a pack a day.
 
2011-11-16 11:49:22 AM

frepnog: Trackball: frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.

Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?

no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.


It's a movie, dude, not a documentary.
 
2011-11-16 11:59:42 AM
That is some photoshoppy cleavage. Not that I mind...
 
2011-11-16 12:01:05 PM

frepnog: Trackball: frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.

Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?

no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.


It was really just the book of Leviticus, the only book of the bible that matters. The post-Apocalyptic future still needs to remember not to be gay or eat shellfish.
 
2011-11-16 12:04:09 PM

mitchcumstein1: frepnog: Trackball: frepnog: she is stunning, but every time i hear her speak all i can think (in Peter Griffin's voice) is "Shut up, Meg".

/she was great in book of eli. goddamn i love that movie. it is almost Fallout 3, the movie. other than the bullshiat braille bible, that is.

Have something against blind people or did you miss the whole point of the movie?

no, it wasnt that, it was that an entire braille bible is farking HUGE. it wont fit in one nice bookshelf sized volume. it broke suspension of disbelief. Now, Denzel's CHARACTER was farking AWESOME, and it was even cooler when you realize he is blind. I just hated the braille bible, which in reality would be like 18 books.

It's a movie, dude, not a documentary.


well... yeah.... but it takes the punch out of the twist. i mean shiat, what if that volume was nothing but the "begats" section? i don't know. it could have been played like that.
 
2011-11-16 12:06:21 PM
Wonder how someone gets a job like that... "Hey, OldRod, we need you to spend some time making Mila's breasts bigger"

Kinda like the guy I saw on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit behind-the-scenes video. His job was to lightly brush sand from the models' butts with a tiny brush. That's the kind of job I would volunteer to do for free!
 
2011-11-16 12:07:27 PM
If that's the cover of the year, Justin Timberlake wins for Man of The Year.

img28.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-16 12:10:22 PM
Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.
 
2011-11-16 12:13:11 PM
Even her name is dirty, sort of. The whiny voice still has me concerned. not that I'll ever hear it whispering unmitigated filth in my ear.
 
2011-11-16 12:14:55 PM

GameSprocket: [i121.photobucket.com image 409x516]




Wellon Dowd: [img19.imageshack.us image 640x426][img806.imageshack.us image 467x350]


Nom nom nom.
 
2011-11-16 12:16:52 PM

Persnickety: If that's the cover of the year, Justin Timberlake wins for Man of The Year.

[img28.imageshack.us image 523x666]


Does Timberlake really have to flaunt the fact that he's better than virtually everyone on the planet so blatantly? Anyway, he may be rich, famous, can have any straight and probably some gay woman on the planet and even commands respect after being in a boy band but seriously, deep down do you think he's really happy?

He is?

FARK!
 
2011-11-16 12:25:07 PM
She is a goddess. I would give handjobs to everyone one Fark and drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to tounge punch her fart box.
 
2011-11-16 12:25:53 PM
her lazy eye bothers me
 
2011-11-16 12:27:56 PM
I say, today there is a lot of gay to stay. More so than other days.

/If you don't think she's beautiful, you are stupid. I won't even say you're gay, because even gay men know she's beautiful. I will just say you are too stupid to breathe.
 
2011-11-16 12:41:07 PM

bulok: her lazy eye bothers me


to each his own, I GUESS, but I would rather a slight lazy eye than a wonky one. Especially when the wonky eye is coupled with tard-stare. Very unnerving.
 
2011-11-16 12:46:42 PM
shut up meg!!
 
2011-11-16 12:47:05 PM
Whereas Michael Fassbender (next slide) looks like he stepped straight out of a Dune movie. Shopped, much?
 
2011-11-16 12:47:11 PM
She is witty, well spoken and hightly attractive. Ergo, the hate is no surprise.

/Yes I would.
 
2011-11-16 01:04:19 PM

SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.


Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.
 
2011-11-16 01:07:55 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.


Maybe straightened hair and trout pouts just don't do it for us. You can go back to fapping to Jersey Shore if you like.

Kunis is naturally hot, but she will be amazing in another five years or so when she finds her own style.
 
2011-11-16 01:11:42 PM
I would love a shot at her pink...
 
2011-11-16 01:17:48 PM

GameSprocket: Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.

Maybe straightened hair and trout pouts just don't do it for us. You can go back to fapping to Jersey Shore if you like.

Kunis is naturally hot, but she will be amazing in another five years or so when she finds her own style.


no, then she just start looking old, and her roles will start drying up, and her only work will be Meg on Family Guy (if that show is still on).
 
2011-11-16 01:23:57 PM

mentallo69: She is a goddess. I would give handjobs to everyone one Fark and drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to tounge punch her fart box.


Just a little busy today... but stop by and I'll sign your card for you
 
2011-11-16 01:28:08 PM

GameSprocket: [i121.photobucket.com image 409x516]


Dammit, you owe me a keyboard.
 
2011-11-16 01:31:24 PM
"I would drag my salt covered dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."
 
2011-11-16 01:38:20 PM
She looks rather like a teenager to me, if a pretty one. Granted, I've never seen a movie or TV show with her, so seeing her in action may change my opinion.
 
2011-11-16 01:40:22 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them.


Christina Hendrinks is fat. At one time she was pretty awesome (Firefly days).
While Megan Fox is hittable, a "truly beautiful goddesses" she is not.
 
2011-11-16 02:13:34 PM
images.hitfix.com

Sorry farkers, there is no way you can tell me you would let this out of your mom;s basement
 
2011-11-16 02:23:46 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Bluemookie: Those are some dead eyes...

Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.



I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
 
mhd
2011-11-16 02:36:37 PM
I'm just glad that Sasha Grey's make-up artist can still find work.

/If you're paid by the hour, not having to cover up nether region blemishes any more is a big financial hit
//Nether Region Blemish is the name of my post-prog doo-wop band
 
2011-11-16 03:35:21 PM

ThisNameSux: She's hot as hell but has no ass.


That's because she's not fat.
 
2011-11-16 03:41:05 PM

chopit: "I would drag my salt covered dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."


I'd do it to suck on the lug nuts off of the truck that took her panties to the cleaners
 
2011-11-16 03:50:25 PM

radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.


I'd make a Mila of her Kunis.
 
2011-11-16 04:03:33 PM

Tranquil Hegemony: radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.

I'd make a Mila of her Kunis.

 
2011-11-16 04:16:24 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Tranquil Hegemony: radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.

I'd make lick a Mila of her Kunis.

 
2011-11-16 04:41:25 PM

InmanRoshi: ThisNameSux: She's hot as hell but has no ass.

That's because she's not fat.


There's plenty of non fat women that have decent asses, Mila just isn't one of them. I know it's Fark and all, but no need to be willfully stupid.

/cue welcometofark.jpg
 
2011-11-16 04:47:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-16 04:51:59 PM

mitchcumstein1: Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...

Yup.

You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.


Ukrainians are also pretty racist and were all too happy to help the Nazis round up ethnic peoples in WWII.

That said Mila's painfully cute.

/quarter Ukrainian
 
2011-11-16 05:01:54 PM

peterthx: Ukrainians are also pretty racist


That's racist.
 
2011-11-16 05:38:19 PM

Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...


No doubt.
 
2011-11-16 05:45:26 PM

apeiron242: Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...

No doubt.


They hear your accent, they fark you.
 
2011-11-16 05:45:39 PM

SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-16 07:04:42 PM
I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.
 
2011-11-16 07:11:34 PM
Screen door....hurricane....
 
2011-11-16 07:55:06 PM
Article lied....there was no pink shot of Mila Kunis fark hole. Liars
 
2011-11-16 08:27:44 PM
Those eyes are piercing....
 
2011-11-16 10:01:54 PM

elvindeath: I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.


...it was then immediately banned in 43 states.
 
2011-11-17 12:30:37 AM

elvindeath: I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.


Spruntcrusting?
 
2011-11-17 02:17:25 AM
Mila's pretty, but she's 100% Babushka Bomb
 
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