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(GQ)   Mila Kunis' pink shot chosen as GQ cover of the year   (gq.com) divider line 82
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2011-11-16 12:47:11 PM
She is witty, well spoken and hightly attractive. Ergo, the hate is no surprise.

/Yes I would.
 
2011-11-16 01:04:19 PM

SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.


Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.
 
2011-11-16 01:07:55 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.


Maybe straightened hair and trout pouts just don't do it for us. You can go back to fapping to Jersey Shore if you like.

Kunis is naturally hot, but she will be amazing in another five years or so when she finds her own style.
 
2011-11-16 01:11:42 PM
I would love a shot at her pink...
 
2011-11-16 01:17:48 PM

GameSprocket: Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them. It's should be mind-boggling, but then you read the politics tab for three minutes and you have confirmation that Farkers are absolutely and unequivocally morons.

Maybe straightened hair and trout pouts just don't do it for us. You can go back to fapping to Jersey Shore if you like.

Kunis is naturally hot, but she will be amazing in another five years or so when she finds her own style.


no, then she just start looking old, and her roles will start drying up, and her only work will be Meg on Family Guy (if that show is still on).
 
2011-11-16 01:23:57 PM

mentallo69: She is a goddess. I would give handjobs to everyone one Fark and drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to tounge punch her fart box.


Just a little busy today... but stop by and I'll sign your card for you
 
2011-11-16 01:28:08 PM

GameSprocket: [i121.photobucket.com image 409x516]


Dammit, you owe me a keyboard.
 
2011-11-16 01:31:24 PM
"I would drag my salt covered dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."
 
2011-11-16 01:38:20 PM
She looks rather like a teenager to me, if a pretty one. Granted, I've never seen a movie or TV show with her, so seeing her in action may change my opinion.
 
2011-11-16 01:40:22 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.

Farkers only like fat women, such as Christina Hendrinks. But truly beautiful goddesses like Kunis or Megan Fox somehow do nothing for them.


Christina Hendrinks is fat. At one time she was pretty awesome (Firefly days).
While Megan Fox is hittable, a "truly beautiful goddesses" she is not.
 
2011-11-16 02:13:34 PM
images.hitfix.com

Sorry farkers, there is no way you can tell me you would let this out of your mom;s basement
 
2011-11-16 02:23:46 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Bluemookie: Those are some dead eyes...

Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.



I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
 
mhd
2011-11-16 02:36:37 PM
I'm just glad that Sasha Grey's make-up artist can still find work.

/If you're paid by the hour, not having to cover up nether region blemishes any more is a big financial hit
//Nether Region Blemish is the name of my post-prog doo-wop band
 
2011-11-16 03:35:21 PM

ThisNameSux: She's hot as hell but has no ass.


That's because she's not fat.
 
2011-11-16 03:41:05 PM

chopit: "I would drag my salt covered dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."


I'd do it to suck on the lug nuts off of the truck that took her panties to the cleaners
 
2011-11-16 03:50:25 PM

radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.


I'd make a Mila of her Kunis.
 
2011-11-16 04:03:33 PM

Tranquil Hegemony: radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.

I'd make a Mila of her Kunis.

 
2011-11-16 04:16:24 PM

ihatedumbpeople: Tranquil Hegemony: radioman_: Even her name is dirty, sort of.

I'd make lick a Mila of her Kunis.

 
2011-11-16 04:41:25 PM

InmanRoshi: ThisNameSux: She's hot as hell but has no ass.

That's because she's not fat.


There's plenty of non fat women that have decent asses, Mila just isn't one of them. I know it's Fark and all, but no need to be willfully stupid.

/cue welcometofark.jpg
 
2011-11-16 04:47:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-16 04:51:59 PM

mitchcumstein1: Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...

Yup.

You've got all those different cultures and races mixing together to make absolutely stunning women.


Ukrainians are also pretty racist and were all too happy to help the Nazis round up ethnic peoples in WWII.

That said Mila's painfully cute.

/quarter Ukrainian
 
2011-11-16 05:01:54 PM

peterthx: Ukrainians are also pretty racist


That's racist.
 
2011-11-16 05:38:19 PM

Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...


No doubt.
 
2011-11-16 05:45:26 PM

apeiron242: Bukharin: Ukrainian girls...

No doubt.


They hear your accent, they fark you.
 
2011-11-16 05:45:39 PM

SnakeMan: Good God, all you Studman69s, you make me want to vomit.


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-16 07:04:42 PM
I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.
 
2011-11-16 07:11:34 PM
Screen door....hurricane....
 
2011-11-16 07:55:06 PM
Article lied....there was no pink shot of Mila Kunis fark hole. Liars
 
2011-11-16 08:27:44 PM
Those eyes are piercing....
 
2011-11-16 10:01:54 PM

elvindeath: I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.


...it was then immediately banned in 43 states.
 
2011-11-17 12:30:37 AM

elvindeath: I would definitely NOT have sex with her. What I would do to her could in no way be described as sex. It would be something so new and intense that people would have to invent a new word to describe it.


Spruntcrusting?
 
2011-11-17 02:17:25 AM
Mila's pretty, but she's 100% Babushka Bomb
 
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