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		I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but its baby momma ain't its baby momma any more (thesun.co.uk)		62
		More: Followup, Justin Bieber, paternity, DNA tests, Selena Gomez, Howard Weitzman, TMZ

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abhorrent1

2011-11-16 08:48:02 AM

I hope he sues the shiat out of her

browneye

2011-11-16 08:50:33 AM

Kinda figured. Stupid woman.

namegoeshere

2011-11-16 08:52:57 AM

She decided she really didn't want to be known as a sex offender, huh?

Someone didn't think her cunning plan all the way through...

abhorrent1: I hope he sues the shiat out of her

And, THIS.

mpowelljr

2011-11-16 08:53:04 AM

Shocking

Sybarite

2011-11-16 08:54:02 AM

Will he be doing a cover of Billie Jean now?

mase_face

2011-11-16 08:58:32 AM

I'm curious to know if she thought there would be no repercussions for her actions. "You're countersuing me? I didn't know you could do that." "Statutory rape works both ways?" Idiot.

hobblekitty

2011-11-16 08:59:07 AM

Well I certainly didn't see this coming from a mile away like an oncoming freight train. :-/

SubBass49

2011-11-16 08:59:16 AM

Lakeside trash is always good for a laugh. This girl is like the Lakeside trash posterchild.

Lakeside: Come for the tweakers, stay for the neo-nazis.

miniflea

2011-11-16 09:09:49 AM

I didn't see that a paternity test actually took place. I don't think she is telling the truth, I just didn't see where definitive proof that she wasn't was offered.

titwrench

2011-11-16 09:11:39 AM

SubBass49: Lakeside trash is always good for a laugh. This girl is like the Lakeside trash posterchild.

Lakeside: Come for the tweakers, stay for the neo-nazis.

As soon as I heard she was from Lakeside I knew she was full of shiat. She got knocked up by a tweaker in a 4x4 out at Glamis just like every other Lakeside girl since the '80s.

strangeguitar

2011-11-16 09:12:54 AM

Then this is not how Bieber is formed??

monoski

2011-11-16 09:13:46 AM

Damn, I was hoping this would be the beginning of the end for him.

//I don't know what a Bieber is but I am tired of hearing about it

PghThermal

2011-11-16 09:17:41 AM

miniflea: I didn't see that a paternity test actually took place. I don't think she is telling the truth, I just didn't see where definitive proof that she wasn't was offered.

None needed. Her LAWYERS were threatened with a suit if she were lying. That apparently scared them away.

the_freelance

2011-11-16 09:19:42 AM

..."only moms think you're pure..."

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Petit_Merdeux

2011-11-16 09:21:49 AM

She is really cute!

That Mariah chick is scary, though.

skodabunny

2011-11-16 09:25:04 AM

I don't know why but this farking 'dunno what a Bieiber is' meme makes me feel like punching things nonstop until someone puts me out of my misery. Perhaps it's its overuse.

ranak

2011-11-16 09:26:34 AM

Of course he's not. Who'd believe that he'd have sex with a woman.

unicron702

2011-11-16 09:27:13 AM

abhorrent1: I hope he sues the shiat out of her

I don't think he's in need of a dilapidated trailer home and an impressive collection of tube-tops.

farkingbubbler

2011-11-16 09:29:49 AM

Petit_Merdeux: She is really cute!

That Mariah chick is scary, though.

Agreed.

/however, Lacey, the page 3 girl.... fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap........

Walker

2011-11-16 09:33:39 AM

He's already moved on to another blonde to cheat on Selena with.

An upgrade?
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His reaction when he got caught:
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DubyaHater

2011-11-16 09:34:44 AM

I'd like to see the "credible evidence" presented to her attorneys. These bloodsucking attorneys will represent any piece of white trash to grab some headlines and pull in a huge financial windfall they didnt earn. fark them. Sue the girl, then sue the attorneys and disbar them.

velvet_fog

2011-11-16 09:41:45 AM

I think I'm paraphrasing a Farker here, but I don't know what's more surprising about this situation: the fact someone is accusing Bieb of being their baby daddy, or the fact that Bieber has sex with women.

mongbiohazard

2011-11-16 09:46:20 AM

Walker: He's already moved on to another blonde to cheat on Selena with.

Those are some pretty dark roots and eyebrows for a blonde.

Also, guess the woman and/or her lawyers got their payout behind the scenes to drop the baby thing.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-16 09:49:02 AM

Walker: He's already moved on to another (badly bleached) blonde to cheat on Selena with.

An upgrade?

Upgrade over Selena? Not even close.

FinFangFark

2011-11-16 09:49:40 AM

I'm curious to know if she thought there would be no repercussions for her actions. "You're countersuing me? I didn't know you could do that." "Statutory rape works both ways?" Idiot.

She figured it would be a case like 99% of celebrities...in that it is cheaper to just settle out of court, ending the hoopla and time wasted on the case. Good on him to be willing to go as far as it would take.

I hope he does sue her. Who cares of she doesn't have a dime to her name, at least slap some kind of judgment on her, where she's farked for a long long time for wasted people's time.

/and I don't even like the kid...but that shiat has got to be so frustrating, especially since he didn't get his freak on with the girl.

Midnight Rambler

2011-11-16 09:53:13 AM

"Justin has always staunchly rubbished her claims that they romped backstage at the Staples Center in October 2010, insisting he has never even met her."

Staunchly rubbished is how I feel after private happy time.

Walker

2011-11-16 09:55:12 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Walker: He's already moved on to another (badly bleached) blonde to cheat on Selena with.

An upgrade?

Upgrade over Selena? Not even close.

Then I guess he's an idiot.....or a teenage boy. Same thing?

gummyworm

2011-11-16 09:56:30 AM

skodabunny: I don't know why but this farking 'dunno what a Bieiber is' meme makes me feel like punching things nonstop until someone puts me out of my misery. Perhaps it's its overuse.

What's a Bieiber?

oryx

2011-11-16 10:04:36 AM

Our long national nightmare is over!

sure haven't

2011-11-16 10:09:45 AM

I can't believe all you idiots giving him internet-slaps on the back.
I too was hoping against hope that this was the end for him.

/she got paid to go away

Jamdug!

2011-11-16 10:11:38 AM

That meme is overused.

beerrun

2011-11-16 10:16:13 AM

20 years old, folks.

Mr.Poops

2011-11-16 10:18:26 AM

Petit_Merdeux: She is really cute!

That Mariah chick is scary, though.

Yeah I'm going full studman here, the girl accusing Bieber IS NOT cute -- she's a frumpy trailer-esque looking whore and I'd wager she has the early stages of a fupa going on.

danny_kay

2011-11-16 10:21:13 AM

titwrench: SubBass49: Lakeside trash is always good for a laugh. This girl is like the Lakeside trash posterchild.

Lakeside: Come for the tweakers, stay for the neo-nazis.

As soon as I heard she was from Lakeside I knew she was full of shiat. She got knocked up by a tweaker in a 4x4 out at Glamis just like every other Lakeside girl since the '80s.

Glamis?

As in "Thane of ..."?

Everydayiblasphorme

2011-11-16 10:26:16 AM

I am 37 and she looks older than me!

abhorrent1

2011-11-16 10:37:47 AM

Everydayiblasphorme: I am 37 and she looks older than me!

She looks older than my wife who is 44

Warlordtrooper

2011-11-16 10:48:36 AM

PghThermal: miniflea: I didn't see that a paternity test actually took place. I don't think she is telling the truth, I just didn't see where definitive proof that she wasn't was offered.

None needed. Her LAWYERS were threatened with a suit if she were lying. That apparently scared them away.

Um how is that possible? I would figure that claims would be responsibility of the person not the lawyers representing the person. I can't imagine how you would get away with suing the lawyers doing their jobs.

With that said, any Public relations person working with Justin that allows him to go forward and sue a poor mother should immediately be canned and blacklisted from working in PR again. If you want to get a lot of people mad at you the easiest way is to abuse the legal system to threaten and harass somebody who isn't rich.

OldRod

2011-11-16 10:49:04 AM

Baby, baby, baby, NOOO!!

cryinoutloud

2011-11-16 10:49:26 AM

abhorrent1: I hope he sues the shiat out of her

Also, a woman sitting in the backseat of a car and eating dinner with the Biebs (along with a bunch of other people) does not equal "cheating on Selena Gomez."

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-16 10:57:43 AM

cryinoutloud:

Also, a woman sitting in the backseat of a car and eating dinner with the Biebs (along with a bunch of other people) does not equal "cheating on Selena Gomez."

Well to be fair, she was sitting on his face.

Farktologist

2011-11-16 11:02:47 AM

So, his best one-time offer was "jack shiat and go fark yourself," then?

PYROY

2011-11-16 11:05:30 AM

I wonder how much he's paying her?

Walker

2011-11-16 11:07:34 AM

cryinoutloud: abhorrent1: I hope he sues the shiat out of her

Also, a woman sitting in the backseat of a car and eating dinner with the Biebs (along with a bunch of other people) does not equal "cheating on Selena Gomez."

I guess that's why he was hiding his face and giving the paps the double bird. Nothing he should feel guilty about going on.

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Your Zionist Leader

2011-11-16 11:16:28 AM

Everydayiblasphorme: I am 37 and she looks older than me!

Quiet Dennis

PghThermal

2011-11-16 11:22:19 AM

Warlordtrooper: PghThermal: miniflea: I didn't see that a paternity test actually took place. I don't think she is telling the truth, I just didn't see where definitive proof that she wasn't was offered.

None needed. Her LAWYERS were threatened with a suit if she were lying. That apparently scared them away.

Um how is that possible? I would figure that claims would be responsibility of the person not the lawyers representing the person. I can't imagine how you would get away with suing the lawyers doing their jobs.

With that said, any Public relations person working with Justin that allows him to go forward and sue a poor mother should immediately be canned and blacklisted from working in PR again. If you want to get a lot of people mad at you the easiest way is to abuse the legal system to threaten and harass somebody who isn't rich.

Let me first apologize for having read TFA, but

It is believed Rogers and Pare quit after Justin's lawyer Howard Weitzman threatened to sue Mariah and her legal team for making false accusations

MorePeasPlease

2011-11-16 11:38:15 AM

He should have verified that they did have sex, brought charges against her for that, and then have the DNA test clear him of paternity.

/bad idea?

baltimoreblonde

2011-11-16 11:42:19 AM

I think it finally sunk in that she was facing some real trouble, and that the further she tried to take this, the more trouble she was facing. When even your lawyers apparently bail, you're done. If they thought she was right, they'd have stuck to their guns and waited for the DNA test. Isn't she still liable for making the charges in the first place? IANAL

zappaisfrank

2011-11-16 11:45:31 AM

cryinoutloud

2011-11-16 11:55:57 AM

Walker: I guess that's why he was hiding his face and giving the paps the double bird. Nothing he should feel guilty about going on.

He's done that stuff before. The little Beibs is not as innocent as his publicists would like us to think. Maybe he's just tired of having paparazzi in his face 24 hours a day.

akula

2011-11-16 11:59:39 AM

cryinoutloud: Walker: I guess that's why he was hiding his face and giving the paps the double bird. Nothing he should feel guilty about going on.

He's done that stuff before. The little Beibs is not as innocent as his publicists would like us to think. Maybe he's just tired of having paparazzi in his face 24 hours a day.

I can't blame anybody for being tired of and angry at the paparazzi. Still, you'd think people with his level of fame would expect them to be everywhere. It's just not possible to be discrete when there's that much money to be made from reporting every little thing you do.

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