This is certainly a negative story with a positive ending. I hope his medical care was free of charge.

I bet he was bi-polar.

I was hoping he lived in DC.

He'll probably do it again. Kids that do this sort of thing tend to keep going, and going, and going...

Anode this would be greenlit.

FTA: "She says batteries are used in everything from greeting cards to wrist watches."

To the Romerocopter!!

Watt the fark?

/Joules disapproves.

I wonder watt kind of battery it was. A small child doesn't have the capacitance for a large 12 volt car battery. I would bet there was wrong doing if that's true; children put up a load of resistance when you do that. Next thing you know, the brand of battery is going to have a tarnish reputation when the incident's news is amplified, distorted, transformed by some not so Farads from competitors. How revolting.


/Ohm, watt was I talking about?

LeFort III: I think I have enough resistance to contributing to the puns that I won't put down a long post.

You're going to get railed for that. Electrical puns are a hot topic.

This kid has potential.

No one is ever ready for this.

Nothing_Happens: I'm glad it was a short article.

Not much story arc.

dbrikhs: Damn you Farkers!

shakes tiny fist

Don't throw a FET.


/I'm so sorry.

alechemist: ohm these puns hertz.

Personally, I'm the opposite. I think we should have mho of them, with higher frequency.