I always thought that one mutant sister WAS chewbaca.

All it takes is for people to stop watching. When the ratings plummet the show goes away.

When my inevitable global take over finally happens I'm going to take these biatches, all the people work or are in any way associated with " E" and all the folks at Bravo (starting with that Andy fairy), I'm gonna take 'em line them up against a wall and torch them with a flamethrower.

Can we get the same thing going on Fark as well?

BarbadoSlim: When my inevitable global take over finally happens I'm going to take these biatches, all the people work or are in any way associated with " E" and all the folks at Bravo (starting with that Andy fairy), I'm gonna take 'em line them up against a wall and torch them with a flamethrower.

Those hairy Armenian biatches are going to make for a stinky fire.

"It's like I'm living in an Armenian whorehouse."

/obligatory

11of12: All it takes is for people to stop watching cancel their cable service. When the ratings plummet the show goes away.

ftfm

I'm reminded of a jingle....



/Paul Anka's guarantee...

Here's an idea: STOP WATCHING "E!".

You're welcome.

There is no such thing as bad publicity. The Kardashian sisters could flay baby seals alive on the air while dancing and laughing nude covered in seal blood and it'd break all known Nielsen records.

While I can't stand the series or the women, don't hate the playas hate the game...

I feel the same way about these people as I do the people at the PTC or any other org. that tries to get something they don't like taken off the air.

If you don't like it, don't watch it. That's what I do. If some idiot wants to watch it though, it's not you're place to tell them that they can't.

BarbadoSlim: When my inevitable global take over finally happens I'm going to take these biatches, all the people work or are in any way associated with " E" and all the folks at Bravo (starting with that Andy fairy), I'm gonna take 'em line them up against a wall and torch them with a flamethrower.

iiViva El BarbadoSlim!!
iiViva la Revolucion!!

braedan: I'm reminded of a jingle....



/Paul Anka's guarantee...

Just don't look
Just don't look


/sadly, programs like Talk Soup (and it's baby programs) would be nothing without reality shoes to feed it material
//GAVELS!

Ratings. I don't blame E, either. Give me a show that people choose to watch and it rakes in cash.

A petition, yeah, that'll work. Signed by people who never watch the show anyway.

Ratings matter, not petitions.

I feel bad, because Khloe seems the nicest one, but being that she's not as attractive, she gets the meanest wrath.

That said, Kim is the new LeBron, i'm afraid. People will still watch just because they hate her so bad. E! is probably happy about this petition.

When I don't like a show, I just don't watch it because I HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL!

Even if you don't watch the show, you still have to be coming across news about those attention whores. Unfortunately, if E! decides to part ways with them, another network will probably pick them up.

It's as if a bunch of twat-waffles are deciding what is good television and puts it on their network! Like that hasn't been happening!

Here's a thought; Stop watching it, don't buy anything from their advertisers, and mercilessly mock anyone who watches this digital retardation.

There now, wasn't that easy?

Grouchy Old Bear: Here's a thought; Stop watching it, don't buy anything from their advertisers, and mercilessly mock anyone who watches this digital retardation.

There now, wasn't that easy?

Oh, I mock. A lot. But this is only part of the issue-Lard Butt is on every magazine cover in every check out line at the grocery store.

I can easily solve your Kardashian problem:

"...Chewbacca defense"

They pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose?



"I suggest a new strategy..."

basemetal: Put this on the main page and I bet that petition gets quite a few new signatures.


I just signed it even though:

11of12: All it takes is for people to stop watching. When the ratings plummet the show goes away.

That is 100% correct.

Stop watching... they will go away by themselves.

I'd rather watch a show where they just had a bunch of used Real Dolls (TM) sitting around. It would be significantly more entertaining, yet somehow not that different.

No hero tag for the starter of the petition?

How about you idiots stop watching E?

I'm enjoying this thread's cheeky humor. Butt I digress, this farce of a marriage is making them look like an arse of a person.

I wish I could remember the farker who coined the term
'Kardashian end-table'

Mugato: Of course there is. Just ask Tom Cruise.

Funny, I still see him making movies and living large.

I'm talking about the kind of publicity that drives someone out of the public eye and under a rock somewhere in Montana. I don't see the Kardashians ever fleeing California to live somewhere quiet so it'll have to be a forceful ejection form the media blitz.

Even still, based off the attention Charlie Sheen received, they'll be riding the publicity wave for a while yet. How many marriages did Elizabeth Taylor have again, and she was still beloved by the public when she passed away.

nastyboi: [beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

"It's like I'm living in an Armenian whorehouse."

Is that their grandmother? As peasant stock goes she's not a bad looking woman,

Stop watching that channel altogether and convince your friends to stop watching that channel all together. But E isn't going to care because they know for every one signature on that petition there are probably 5-10 people that tune in and watch those air heads weekly and are willing to be fleeced by them.

MrEricSir: I'd rather watch a show where they just had a bunch of used Real Dolls (TM) sitting around. It would be significantly more entertaining, yet somehow not that different.

The difference being that the Real Dolls will be much smarter and have less jizz stains.

Grouchy Old Bear: Here's a thought; Stop watching it, don't buy anything from their advertisers, and mercilessly mock anyone who watches this digital retardation.

There now, wasn't that easy?

Yes, but now there are other folks picking up the slack in my lack of Kardashian Konsumption.

/seriously, does the "don't watch it if you don't like it" defense EVER WORK?