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(My Fox DC)   "If we can see video on our phones, why are our panties not keeping up with modern technology?"   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 63
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2011-11-16 09:31:29 AM  
Big screen panties does not sound like a good idea to me.
 
2011-11-16 09:46:55 AM  
Because they're granny panties?
 
2011-11-16 10:09:34 AM  
that little something extra - for sweat, spots and little leaks that can occur during exercise or just because


i hate when i'm at the grocery store or library, whatever, and some chick comes from hot yoga or the gym, whatever, and she has a skunk stripe of sweaty ass you can see. ick.
 
2011-11-16 10:09:49 AM  
white cotton panties FTW!
 
2011-11-16 10:10:14 AM  
Panty odor and wetness thread? Finally!
 
2011-11-16 10:10:14 AM  
High-Tech Women's Underwear Aims To Eliminate Odor and Wetness

I find odor and wetness to be the most interesting aspect of women's undergarments.
 
2011-11-16 10:11:53 AM  
I thought women wore thongs and hiphuggers now.

Or nothing at all....if that's their preference.
 
2011-11-16 10:14:07 AM  
Let me chew on that
 
2011-11-16 10:14:54 AM  

Wellon Dowd: High-Tech Women's Underwear Aims To Eliminate Odor and Wetness

I find odor and wetness to be the most interesting aspect of women's undergarments.



TRUTH
 
2011-11-16 10:15:25 AM  

Grables'Daughter: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 374x506]

I don't know, these seem pretty modern...


Oh dear god....was pretty in tune with the atheist thread....now I have found religion! Thanks GD!
 
2011-11-16 10:15:43 AM  

Wellon Dowd: High-Tech Women's Underwear Aims To Eliminate Odor and Wetness

I find odor and wetness to be the most interesting aspect of women's undergarments.


we were all thinking it, somebody had to say it

+1 internets to you sir and a knowing tip of the hat
 
2011-11-16 10:16:02 AM  
I think see is right. Why shouldn't we have comfortable and sexy? I have been looking for good looking panties that don't feel like dental floss. Everywhere I look, I find they don't come up high enough, they don't cover me and they cost too much. The other side of that is the large side catalogs. I have seen some very nice looking undies, but they start at size 7. I am a size 6. It sucks!
 
2011-11-16 10:20:43 AM  

Grables'Daughter: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 374x506]

I don't know, these seem pretty modern...


I thought nothing was forbidden with women these days.

/except me
 
2011-11-16 10:20:53 AM  
Hmm...

They say necessity is the mother of invention. As a former career gal and now mother of three, I had a necessity.
... Developed by Women
... For women, by women
... Patented technology


Patents 6,861,520 and 7,109,324 (new window), by Donald Eugene Todd and David Alan Brown.
 
2011-11-16 10:22:12 AM  
I hereby dub them technickers.
 
2011-11-16 10:23:05 AM  
Whatever makes them spend more time on the floor is good for America.
 
2011-11-16 10:25:47 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I hereby dub them technickers.


I love it!
 
2011-11-16 10:29:02 AM  
The Japanese economy will crash.
 
2011-11-16 10:29:58 AM  

Two Hearted: Panty odor and wetness thread? Finally!


You sound yeasty.
 
2011-11-16 10:30:42 AM  
Oh, for the love of...

The oder isn't a problem a problem for anyone but the nasty biatches. To eliminate wetness, just put a wedding ring on the wearer.
 
2011-11-16 10:32:23 AM  

rickythepenguin: i hate when i'm at the grocery store or library, whatever, and some chick comes from hot yoga or the gym, whatever, and she has a skunk stripe of sweaty ass you can see. ick.


Alright! More sweaty ass stripe for me!
 
2011-11-16 10:33:16 AM  
"Do you have video in your underwear? Because I can see myself in your panties."
 
2011-11-16 10:34:40 AM  
$24 to $38 per pair? I think that you women would be better off by learning how to not pee yourselves.
 
2011-11-16 10:34:46 AM  

daffy: I have been looking for good looking panties that don't feel like dental floss.


But they say you should floss after every meal....
 
2011-11-16 10:34:56 AM  
Men are constantly trying to make girls panties wet. We're going to have to step it up a notch.
 
2011-11-16 10:35:31 AM  

JackieRabbit: The oder isn't a problem a problem


Stop typing and put down the vodak.
 
2011-11-16 10:36:35 AM  
Panty technology has already improved a lot in the last ten years. Thanks Lululemon! I am always happy to buy your things for my wife.
 
2011-11-16 10:37:47 AM  

Theaetetus: JackieRabbit: The oder isn't a problem a problem

Stop typing and put down the vodak.


You can have my vodka when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
 
2011-11-16 10:38:26 AM  
I'll admit, with the headline I thought it was about panties streaming video on them. Sort of disappointed now.
 
2011-11-16 10:39:55 AM  
Also, here's the founder...

www.knockoutpanties.com

Why are your legs so tightly crossed? Not so confident in your product... or not wearing any?
 
2011-11-16 10:40:37 AM  

JackieRabbit: Theaetetus: JackieRabbit: The oder isn't a problem a problem

Stop typing and put down the vodak.

You can have my vodka when you pry it from my cold dead hands!


So like half an hour or so?
 
2011-11-16 10:42:56 AM  
img11.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-16 10:48:24 AM  

Another Pretentious Nickname: JackieRabbit: Theaetetus: JackieRabbit: The oder isn't a problem a problem

Stop typing and put down the vodak.

You can have my vodka when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

So like half an hour or so?


You're right. Vodka is too dangerous. I'm switching to scotch. It's more civilized anyway.
 
2011-11-16 10:50:57 AM  
Down with panties!
 
2011-11-16 10:52:50 AM  
I used to work with a woman who could have used these. It's not even like I have a great sense of smell, but you could tell when she was having a "bad day". Thankfully, the women in our office ganged up on her and the issue was resolved, probably with more dignity than the men would have done it.

Women: Dear, let's talk about something.
Men: Trisha, you smell like a prairie whore from 1837! I have dogs in heat that don't stink like that!
 
2011-11-16 10:53:39 AM  

Grables'Daughter: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 374x506]

I don't know, these seem pretty modern...


i might be very disappointed that picture is blocked.
 
2011-11-16 11:05:04 AM  

JackieRabbit: Oh, for the love of...

The oder isn't a problem a problem for anyone but the nasty biatches. To eliminate wetness, just put a wedding ring on the wearer.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-16 11:10:53 AM  
seems a little fishy to me...
 
2011-11-16 11:13:44 AM  

Lsherm: It's not even like I have a great sense of smell, but you could tell when she was having a "bad day". Thankfully, the women in our office ganged up on her and the issue was resolved, probably with more dignity than the men would have done it.



csb 1: my old gym, i remember one specific instance where one of the trainers had this somewhat older lady working out, and.....there was a stench. I was in the area and this lady is like, lying down, her legs in the air, and the trainer (a younger gal) looked at me with a "please help me" look, and I had to leave. I noticed other people looking around like, "what the christ is that smell?"


csb 2: hand on my heart, my wife told me just last ngiht, she forgot to pack some "underthigns" in her gym bag, so after her workout, she showered and was like "dammit!" she freestyled. she was like, "i went to the library, the grocery store, picked up the kids, went to a play date, praying i wouldn't get into an accident...."
 
2011-11-16 11:15:47 AM  
Uh, the problem isn't panties not keeping up with modern technology...it's people who have bad hygiene.

First of all, a small amount of lubrication is a good thing. Second, other people shouldn't notice a smell from across the room.
 
2011-11-16 11:16:46 AM  
I'm not your doc, but Ladies if you are "leakin' pee" you need to exercise those muscles down there. Get yourself a good sex toy and get it in shape.
If exercise doesn't work get it to a doctor, plumbing doesn't cure itself.

Farkers, think Christmas stocking... good toys = good sex.
 
2011-11-16 11:22:39 AM  
First I end my ten-year "I'll sing up on Fark another day" dought yesterday for a BIE thread, and now a panty thread the next day? Someone upstairs loves me and wants me to be happy.
 
2011-11-16 11:32:31 AM  

DigitalCoffee: $24 to $38 per pair? I think that you women would be better off by learning how to not pee yourselves.


Or, I dunno, do your kegals every day like you're supposed to. If you're wetting yourself, it's because you're too flabby down there.
 
2011-11-16 11:33:31 AM  
30 bucks for a single pair of panties? I hope someday I have enough money that I can do that.
 
2011-11-16 11:47:55 AM  

daffy: I think see is right. Why shouldn't we have comfortable and sexy? I have been looking for good looking panties that don't feel like dental floss. Everywhere I look, I find they don't come up high enough, they don't cover me and they cost too much. The other side of that is the large side catalogs. I have seen some very nice looking undies, but they start at size 7. I am a size 6. It sucks!


Please tell me you're a girl ...
 
2011-11-16 11:49:26 AM  

rickythepenguin:
csb 2: hand on my heart, my wife told me just last ngiht, she forgot to pack some "underthigns" in her gym bag, so after her workout, she showered and was like "dammit!" she freestyled. she was like, "i went to the library, the grocery store, picked up the kids, went to a play date, praying i wouldn't get into an accident...."


It was an enjoyable play date, I hate wasting time taking off trivial things like panties.
 
2011-11-16 11:49:54 AM  

Two Hearted: Panty odor and wetness thread? Finally!


It got me standing at attention.
 
2011-11-16 12:06:20 PM  
My first thought was the bikini with solar-powered USB ports.

Trust me, women's attire is keeping up with technology. But please, keep innovating.
 
2011-11-16 12:55:11 PM  
Why am I unable to use dental floss as an effective toilet paper? I demand that the smart people fix this!
 
2011-11-16 01:17:36 PM  
I dunno, does this pass the smell test?
 
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