in before tanned alien guy!!

anyone else think it looks like she pieced together fruit parts to make this? The eyes look like lemon peels....

Hell came to frogtown

Was the alien craft a Chevy Nova?

Erm, can I phone a friend?

I don't know what is in my freezer
Therefore
It is aliens

That's an "elaborate" hoax? It looks like she found it in the produce section of her nearest dumpster.

I can believe there is other life out there. The universe is so big, and astronomers find planets almost exactly like earth all the time. I can believe there are so called aliens, though I have trouble saying it. I don't believe if they exist they are probing people on their ships, or creating pyramids on our planets, or crash landing in Russia or New Mexico.

That is pretty clearly a watermelon.

TheSopwithTurtle: That's an "elaborate" hoax? It looks like she found it in the produce section of her nearest dumpster.

You've got to remember that these are just simple Mirror readers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new Britain. You know... morons.

Jabba is going to be pissed.

It's a street light.

/cousin?

Yeah....ummm, ok.

Han Solo is unimpressed with her freezer technology.

Steakzilla: anyone else think it looks like she pieced together fruit parts to make this? The eyes look like lemon peels....

Exactly what I thought!

TimonC346: I can believe there is other life out there. The universe is so big, and astronomers find planets almost exactly like earth all the time. I can believe there are so called aliens, though I have trouble saying it. I don't believe if they exist they are probing people on their ships, or creating pyramids on our planets, or crash landing in Russia or New Mexico.

The anal-probing watermelon aliens from mars are coming. You have been warned.

/We will probably find alien life.
//It will probably not be intelligent and resemble a fungus.

This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility it might be an alien should not be discounted.

"Elaborate"? Setting a bit of low bar for elaborate, yes?

doesn't she know aliens go bad after a year?

tdyak: TimonC346: I can believe there is other life out there. The universe is so big, and astronomers find planets almost exactly like earth all the time. I can believe there are so called aliens, though I have trouble saying it. I don't believe if they exist they are probing people on their ships, or creating pyramids on our planets, or crash landing in Russia or New Mexico.

The anal-probing watermelon aliens from mars are coming. You have been warned.

/We will probably find alien life.
//It will probably not be intelligent and resemble a fungus.

And you guys told me I didn't have an alien in my fridge!

That's the worst fake alien I've ever seen. Well, aside from old Doctor Who episodes.

So if an alien craft crashes in this woman's property, where do they bury the survivors?

/Obligatory

Frost free after two years. Find out what kind of freezer that is and I will take two of them.

tdyak: The anal-probing watermelon aliens from mars are coming. You have been warned.


"....Later, it was found that the aliens were killed by the sledgehammers against which their systems were unprepared. . . slain, after all man's defenses had failed, by the humblest thing that God in His wisdom put upon this earth: the prop comic."

Steakzilla: anyone else think it looks like she pieced together fruit parts to make this? The eyes look like lemon peels....

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S FRUIT PARTS..

BUT IT'S FRUIT PARTS

She didn't keep any of the "module" wreckage? Or was Ivan's vegetable cart too badly charred to be salvaged?

The alien's left arm looks suspiciously like asparagus...

That 'arm' root is a thing of beauty. Look at the cute little fingers!

Why are people so insane? Maybe insanity is really sanity and sanity is really insanity.

As a kid growing up in rural upstate New York, I had several brushes with aliens, though none quite as convincing as the one that happened early one winter morning. The night prior, we got a good dumping of snow, which blanketed the landscape in a clean layer. I took the dog out for a walk, through the field behind our house, and as we came over a hill, I found something shocking. A perfect circle, about fifty yards in diameter, had been burned through the three foot snow cover, down to the grass. As the dog and I walked into the cleared area, I felt a warmth coming up through my boots. The dog sniffed and sniffed as though whatever had been there had just left. I went back to the house, got my dad, and took him out there. He made me promise never to tell anyone in town, and he took serious pains to kick snow into the clearing.

That night, when I took of my boots, my feet had really strange, white blisters. About a week later, the dog died of paw cancer. That was enough for me to believe.

In contemporary Russia you freeze aliens

/remember this one?

T-Boy: Frost free after two years. Find out what kind of freezer that is and I will take two of them.

The secret is not to open the freezer very often. I open mine only once every couple weeks and have never had anything frost freeze in my freezer in the seven years I've owned it.

//Just had a 1 year old steak last week that was still as fresh as when I purchased it.

Bullshiat... or not?

tdyak: TimonC346: I can believe there is other life out there. The universe is so big, and astronomers find planets almost exactly like earth all the time. I can believe there are so called aliens, though I have trouble saying it. I don't believe if they exist they are probing people on their ships, or creating pyramids on our planets, or crash landing in Russia or New Mexico.

The anal-probing watermelon aliens from mars are coming. You have been warned.

/We will probably find alien life.
//It will probably not be intelligent and resemble a fungus.

If it is intelligent, it will be smart enough to avoid us!

It sounds like the couple who were convinced that they had two little alien skulls in their posession. They were so damn proud of their alien remains. They finally come forward on national television to show their proof of alien life.

They were skulls. Of human, hydrocephalic (pop) infants. It was lulzy, watching their dream shattered like that.

T-Boy: Frost free after two years. Find out what kind of freezer that is and I will take two of them.

It's an alien freezer. She found it next to the spaceship.

RabidDog: That 'arm' root is a thing of beauty. Look at the cute little fingers!

You have to admit, for being made of fruits and veggies it looks pretty good.

pkellmey
T-Boy: Frost free after two years. Find out what kind of freezer that is and I will take two of them.

The secret is not to open the freezer very often. I open mine only once every couple weeks and have never had anything frost freeze in my freezer in the seven years I've owned it.

//Just had a 1 year old steak last week that was still as fresh as when I purchased it.


You're a strange bloke, aren'tcha?

Thread needs more History Channel guy