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(BBC) Interesting Michael Jackson charged with the attempted abduction and sexual assault of ten year old boy   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 27
More: Interesting, Michael Jackson, West Midlands Police, West Midlands, Oldbury, false imprisonment  
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Amos Quito
2011-11-16 10:55:08 AM
That Tom Sneddon never quits.
 
Loucifer
2011-11-16 10:56:00 AM
Approves

s2.hubimg.com
 
Matthew Keene
2011-11-16 10:56:31 AM
Loucifer: Approves

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beat me to it
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 10:58:26 AM
This can't be the real Michael Jackson.

The section header clearly says "Birmingham & Black Country."
 
dj1s
2011-11-16 10:58:30 AM
So all this time it was this farker and not our mj?

Live.
and.
Learn.
 
daffy
2011-11-16 10:59:28 AM
Wow! That's dedication! Guess he was lonely in HELL!
 
Evil-Imposter
2011-11-16 11:05:23 AM
Time to cue the obligatory jokes. I'll kick things off:

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Michael Jackson household?

When the big hand is on the little hand.
 
ghostofreasonpast
2011-11-16 11:05:23 AM
OMG, the zombi apocalypse has started.
 
Nhojwolfe [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:05:53 AM
K-Mart and M Jackson have one thing in common. Little boys pants 1/2 off.
 
fireclown
2011-11-16 11:06:45 AM
a child rape? By a zombie?!? Someone call an athletic director!
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-11-16 11:07:22 AM
When MJ died, he wasn't buried or cremated; they recycled him into grocery bags.

So he's still white, plastic, and dangerous for little kids to play with.
 
FarkinSneakyBastage
2011-11-16 11:07:23 AM
"I see dead pedophiles"

geekadelphia.com
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:08:58 AM
You know, if your name is Michael Jackson, you should PROBABLY not molest little boys.

/just sayin'
 
Selfabortion
2011-11-16 11:09:09 AM
No "This is not a repeat from..." ?
 
ariseatex
2011-11-16 11:09:41 AM
Good thing my friend (also unfortunately named Michael Jackson) prefers older guys.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 11:10:49 AM
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "farking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

__________________________________________________________


Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.
__________________________________________________________

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
 
monoski
2011-11-16 11:11:44 AM
Michael Jackson Memorial Sale Today; Little Boys Pants - half off
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-11-16 11:14:10 AM
A little boy was visiting Neverland Ranch, and met Michael Jackson as he was getting off one of the rides.

"Hey, little boy, do you like magic tricks?" Michael asked.

"Sure," the boy said.

"Well, for this trick, I need you to take your pants off and bend over," Michael said.

"O--OK," the boy replied, and did as requested. Michael walked around behind the boy.

"Now, can you feel my finger in your ass?" Michael asked him.

"Y--yes," said the boy.

Michael then leaned forward, waved both his hands in front of the boy's face and whispered, "Magic!"
 
BeezyBates
2011-11-16 11:14:57 AM
God damnit, subby. You got me all click happy and excited.
Leaving VERY disappointed. Shame on you.
 
IPKnightly
2011-11-16 11:32:37 AM
So he's not dead, after all. I *knew* it.
 
jjhinnola
2011-11-16 11:37:05 AM
Sham-on.
 
InTheEmbers
2011-11-16 11:42:22 AM
You see? You SEE!? It WASN'T me! You were all just being ignorant!

tvmedia.ign.com

/obvious
 
Joao
2011-11-16 12:29:32 PM
It was the British Michael Jackson (new window)?

www.bjcp.org
 
Fapinator
2011-11-16 12:48:50 PM
images.wikia.com
 
Lord Farkwad
2011-11-16 06:05:13 PM
img11.imageshack.us

/Kmart has a Blue Light Special, little boys underpants half off.
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark]
2011-11-16 06:42:35 PM
Lord Farkwad: [img11.imageshack.us image 175x131]

/Kmart has a Blue Light Special, little boys underpants half off.

Ugh.... my first thought was... they let him travel to England?

Flint's own Michael Jackson, let off easy after he farked his own boys to make kiddie porn - because his uncle is a congressman.
 
Taylor-sama
2011-11-16 10:54:20 PM
Damn...they raping everybody up in here.
 
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