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"Sales of ASS Shares" sounds like a great idea to Subby, but some corporation has a problem with it
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wombatsrus
2011-11-16 06:38:39 AM
GIS for "ASS Shares":
Reyito
2011-11-16 06:54:42 AM
Arkanaut
2011-11-16 07:16:12 AM
If I had ASS, I wouldn't want to share it either. You won't know where that's been.
EnviroDude
2011-11-16 08:19:49 AM
subby had sdlyxelia
SharkTrager
2011-11-16 08:25:14 AM
Why are the anglos opposed to the ass?
Mr. Potatoass
2011-11-16 08:48:58 AM
If you think holding ASS is bad, wait 'til it splits.
mitchcumpstein
2011-11-16 09:52:28 AM
Best ticker ever - STD. Once it's in your portfolio, the only way to get rid of it is by buying some PFE or MRK.
MeinKampfyFark
2011-11-16 10:34:28 AM
BolloxReader
2011-11-16 10:51:23 AM
EnviroDude
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subby had sdlyxelia
No, the website editors did. TFA's headline reads:
Anglo to oppose injunction on sale of ASS shares
sexy-fetus
2011-11-16 11:13:18 AM
They always get the high score.
angry_scientist
2011-11-16 11:34:31 AM
I've been waiting for the right time to get several pieces of ASS
GeeksAreMyPeeps
2011-11-16 11:45:41 AM
BolloxReader
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No, the website editors did. TFA's headline reads: Anglo to oppose injunction on sale of ASS shares
Until they fix it, anyway. For now, lulz
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2011-11-16 12:37:24 PM
Just read their portfolio.
They're full of shiat.
BolloxReader
2011-11-16 01:39:53 PM
BTW. ASS is for Altenburger & Stralsunder FA
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macross87
2011-11-16 05:43:27 PM
Kardashian's NYSE ticker?
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