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Cubansaltyballs

2011-11-15 11:01:38 PM

You're on notice, internet-never-forgets-anything machine.

lostcat

2011-11-15 11:47:29 PM

I feel dirty.

GAT_00

2011-11-16 12:05:38 AM

He actually managed to make a bank ad sound endearing. That's impressive.

doyner

2011-11-16 12:55:56 AM

WTF is with the french kissing hamburgers?!?!?

Mentat

2011-11-16 01:02:42 AM

He looks like Bob Sagat.

Rev.K

2011-11-16 02:05:36 AM

Nation, believe me when I say, you're first here, at FirsTier.

TheMega

2011-11-16 04:51:55 AM

Mentat: He looks like Bob Sagat.

^ ^ ^ ^

zakke

2011-11-16 06:23:50 AM

His suit seems off.. too large perhaps?

Bruce Campbell

2011-11-16 07:53:14 AM

zakke: His suit seems off.. too large perhaps?

Not for late 80s early 90s.

Irregardless

2011-11-16 08:02:56 AM

Mentat: He looks like Bob Sagat.

This.

I can't watch the guy anymore. The novelty has worn off. It's like listening to Rush Limbaugh (not quite that bad). It's just the same shtick over and over and over again. I like my comedy a bit more spontaneous. He still gets a real zinger in every once in a while but I'm just over it.

BenJammin

2011-11-16 08:40:09 AM

McAfee says:

Warning: Suspicious Site

Whoa!
Are you sure you want to go there?
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/12857787455/before... may be risky to visit.

Why were you redirected to this page?

When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors.

epoc_tnac

2011-11-16 09:48:16 AM

BenJammin: When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors.

Like french kissing without a condom?

Ironman273

2011-11-16 10:04:32 AM

Mentat: He looks like Bob Sagat.

Wow... I never knew his first name was Bob...

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TheSuperFunk

2011-11-16 10:49:23 AM

He was also on The Dana Carvey show before Strangers With Candy...

Unfortunately, the Dana Carvey show sucked despite having such amazing performers and writers, such as:

Colbert
Carell
Dave Chappelle
Robert Smiguel
Louis CK
Dino Stamatopoulos (aka Starburns)
and Charlie Kaufman

... It's amazing that Carvey could take all of these guys down with him. :)

Glitchwerks

2011-11-16 10:52:16 AM

BenJammin: McAfee

McAfee is one of the worst anti-virus programs out there. Seriously.

Hebjamn

2011-11-16 11:11:49 AM

Let the Fark Celebrity Advertising video scavenger hunt begin !

Item 1 : Will Arnet shilling for a Massachusetts based HMO.

Tax Boy

2011-11-16 11:26:05 AM

Oh sure, you may think that you posted first, but Colbert is more first-ier.

almandot

2011-11-16 12:16:43 PM

What does Mr. Goodwrench have to say about this?

msannomalley

2011-11-16 02:00:19 PM

doyner: WTF is with the french kissing hamburgers?!?!?

madden101

2011-11-16 03:30:01 PM

FirsTier appears to still exist. That's pretty impressive, considering how many banks have been consolidated into like 5 different nationwide chains or have simply failed.

casual disregard

2011-11-16 06:46:40 PM

Who owns it now? Is it Bank of America or Wells Fargo?

casual disregard

2011-11-16 06:49:03 PM

TheSuperFunk: He was also on The Dana Carvey show before Strangers With Candy...

Unfortunately, the Dana Carvey show sucked despite having such amazing performers and writers, such as:

Colbert
Carell
Dave Chappelle
Robert Smiguel
Louis CK
Dino Stamatopoulos (aka Starburns)
and Charlie Kaufman

... It's amazing that Carvey could take all of these guys down with him. :)

I must have missed that one. How the fark can you fark up a cast like that. Chappelle alone was money in the bank.

Granted, I disliked everything Carvey did outside of SNL. Maybe that's the key?

attention span of a retarded fruit fly

2011-11-16 06:52:17 PM

Wow why did that just relax me.

I thought of when I would park it on the couch and watch TV with the hubby.

timeiscoming

2011-11-16 06:56:36 PM

Mentat: He looks like Bob Sagat.

He looks like Joey Styles, methinks.

kenny's mom

2011-11-16 08:14:11 PM

Did they fix up his ear for this commercial, or is something artful done with his hair? (Serious query)

jmsvrsn

2011-11-17 12:25:56 AM

Fark link to Iheartchaos link to Dailywh.at link to Reddit link to Youtube.