Thanks Obamacare! This would only happen with socialized medicine!


/So sorry.
//Had to do it.

Benevolent Misanthrope: What's next - Janeway's medical record from Starfleet Medical?

Oh, you mean this? (new window)

It's more a personality profile and discussion from the Psych side of SFMED, not so much a full medical history.

Yummy. Pops is a big comic book fan, so while other girls were watching My Little Pony and Carebears, I got Batman and Spider-man and the X-Men. Stuff like this is awesome.

/probably why she's an auto mechanic
//and a sci-fi geek

Looks like Project Batman Beyond is on schedule.

/Amanda Waller wanted for questioning.

logieal: Peki: /probably why she's an auto mechanic
//and a sci-fi geek


How you doin?

Wonderful. My husband is sitting behind me, laughing. :)

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6736701/73085881#c73085881">Peki</a >:</b> <i>Yummy. Pops is a big comic book fan, so while other girls were watching My Little Pony and Carebears, I got Batman and Spider-man and the X-Men. Stuff like this is awesome.

/probably why she's an auto mechanic
//and a sci-fi geek</i>

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

/disdainful sniff

On topic: that was amusing. Batman is my favorite hero because of that whole "he doesn't have any powers other than being filthy rich" thing. He's an everyman character that any one who has a ton of money and psychological trauma can hope to achieve.

This is awesome.

/That is all

Benevolent Misanthrope: What's next - Janeway's medical record from Starfleet Medical?

Please state the nature of the medical record?

ArkAngel: Patient has denied being the victim of domestic abuse by Mr. Grayson following indirect and direct questioning on numerous occasions.

Lulz

I was about to post exactly this. So, THIS.

skodabunny: ArkAngel: Patient has denied being the victim of domestic abuse by Mr. Grayson following indirect and direct questioning on numerous occasions.

Lulz

I was about to post exactly this. So, THIS.

Yes.

skodabunny: ArkAngel: Patient has denied being the victim of domestic abuse by Mr. Grayson following indirect and direct questioning on numerous occasions.

Lulz

I was about to post exactly this. So, THIS.

So was I. Right down to the lulz.

Bruce Wayne owns a hospital and has a family doctor named "Leslie Thompskin" is running the place.

what's the deal with Dick Grayson's phone number?

This is one of the most awesome things I've read on the Interwebs. Better than any drivel DC seems to be coming out with lately, at least it's entertaining

Masso: Bruce Wayne owns a hospital and has a family doctor named "Leslie Thompskin" is running the place.

Yeah, Bruce Wayne's medical records actually look far more tame. He's had his share of accidents (any time Batman suffers an injury that Bruce Wayne can't easily conceal), but mostly this stuff gets hidden away.

Although you have to wonder about the damage Batman is doing to his body over time. Think about how boxers and football players start falling apart.

kettir: what's the deal with Dick Grayson's phone number?

269-9637 = BOY-WNDR.

Same joke over and over again. "He repeatedly presents with injuries that are more severe than they should be given his explanations."

poot_rootbeer: Same joke over and over again. "He repeatedly presents with injuries that are more severe than they should be given his explanations."

True, but they're all attributable to a different villain if you know your history. I found each one differently amusing. Unfortunately, I didn't think they should have led with the Bane story.

Not to mention as was pointed out above, Bruce never used Gotham General.

I love stuff like this.

If you enjoyed this, check out the environmental impact report on the destruction of the second Death Star Link (new window)

Maggie_Luna: He's an everyman character that any one who has a ton of money and psychological trauma can hope to achieve.

So what you're saying is I'm the goddamn Batman?

From the article: The most significant of these was sustained several years ago, when he was rushed to GCGH with several fractures of his lumbar vertebrae, reportedly after falling while rappelling.



Nice.
Though, I thought the cover-up was him driving his car off the road?

I found that surprisingly well written!

Ok, that's pretty damn awesome.

VaportrailFilms: From the article: The most significant of these was sustained several years ago, when he was rushed to GCGH with several fractures of his lumbar vertebrae, reportedly after falling while rappelling.

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Nice.
Though, I thought the cover-up was him driving his car off the road?

I know they used the car excuse in Hush for the skull fracture, but I never read the Knightfall plotline, so I haven't the foggiest what they used for his spine.

Strix occidentalis: VaportrailFilms: From the article: The most significant of these was sustained several years ago, when he was rushed to GCGH with several fractures of his lumbar vertebrae, reportedly after falling while rappelling.

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Nice.
Though, I thought the cover-up was him driving his car off the road?

I know they used the car excuse in Hush for the skull fracture, but I never read the Knightfall plotline, so I haven't the foggiest what they used for his spine.

Yes. Nightwing and Robin trashed the car