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2011-11-16 12:06:23 AM
People need to remember that hot oil and turkey can be a dangerous combination... Ignorance is the friend of accidents. Be enemies with ignorance."

Or, you can make sure the turkey is room temp before dumping it in hot oil, carefully. Warn the stupid, I'll enjoy my deep-fried turkey and not burn my nuts off. thankyouverrymuch
 
2011-11-16 05:08:06 AM
Deep fried? Yes, there's nothing like a traditional, healthy thanksgiving meal.
 
2011-11-16 06:53:18 AM
dammit Jim I'm a doctor, not an iron chef.
 
2011-11-16 06:56:11 AM
Alton Brown did a "Good Eats" show where the bird was suspended from a step ladder and lowered into the vat via a remotely controlled electric winch contraption. It was both funny and a good idea.
 
2011-11-16 07:11:06 AM
It was probably a plot to get rid of his wife that backfired.

/too soon?
 
2011-11-16 07:39:18 AM
Why not start with Cornish hens and work your way up to full-sized turkeys?
 
2011-11-16 07:47:57 AM
NewportBarGuy: People need to remember that hot oil and turkey can be a dangerous combination... Ignorance is the friend of accidents. Be enemies with ignorance."

Or, you can make sure the turkey is room temp before dumping it in hot oil, carefully. Warn the stupid, I'll enjoy my deep-fried turkey and not burn my nuts off. thankyouverrymuch


Besides the Ice Meets Hot Oil problem I hear the next biggest cause of turkey grease fires is people not understanding the basics of fluid displacement. People are idiots.
 
2011-11-16 07:59:08 AM
It's the most efficient redneck method of burning down a garage EVAR.

The trick is to start drinking AFTER the turkey has been fried.
 
2011-11-16 08:29:45 AM
William Shatner IS a deep fried turkey.
 
2011-11-16 08:38:04 AM
skodabunny: Deep fried? Yes, there's nothing like a traditional, healthy thanksgiving meal.

Deep fried turkey is delicious. I had it two Thanksgivings ago. I love living in the south.
 
2011-11-16 09:01:01 AM
I figured he had servants to get burned on deep fried turkey for him.
 
2011-11-16 09:01:09 AM
Deep fried a turkey last weekend. It was awesome in every way.

/outside
//not near anything
///with a fire extinguisher two feet away
/and dogs locked up inside
 
2011-11-16 09:02:08 AM
JohnAnnArbor: Why not start with Cornish hens and work your way up to full-sized turkeys?

Same dangers. Just different scale.
 
2011-11-16 09:04:19 AM
FTFA Several years ago I was burned on my arms after accidentally dropping the turkey in the hot oil.

How many glasses of scotch did he have before trying to put the turkey in the oil?

/fry sober or don't fry at all
 
2011-11-16 09:22:12 AM
NewportBarGuy: Or, you can make sure the turkey is room temp before dumping it in hot oil

YAY BOTULISM!!!!!
 
2011-11-16 10:11:26 AM
Turkey does not, repeat does not, have to be room temperature. It should not be frozen or have any ice still on it though. After you use it to measure your oil displacement, just dry it off thoroughly and put it in the fridge until the oil is ready. Then dry it off again when you are ready to put it in. Put it in s-l-o-w-l-y, and you won't have any problems. As long as your uncle Derp doesn't drunkenly knock it over. So do keep a fire extinguisher handy.
 
2011-11-16 10:12:12 AM
arte1953: Alton Brown did a "Good Eats" show where the bird was suspended from a step ladder and lowered into the vat via a remotely controlled electric winch contraption. It was both funny and a good idea.

Indeed it was. (new window)

/not an electric winch
//bonus: bigfoot sighting
 
2011-11-16 10:24:47 AM
TURN OFF THE FLAME BEFORE YOU
PUT THE TURKEY IN THE OIL


/not a fan of big and bold, except when it comes to teaching people not how to die.
 
2011-11-16 10:31:07 AM
oblig (new window)
 
2011-11-16 10:42:09 AM
bravian: Deep fried a turkey last weekend. It was awesome in every way.

I deep fried one last weekend as well, as a test run for the Thanksgiving meal next week. Used an 'indoor" electric turkey fryer, but still put it outside in the yard away from anything that might catch fire (or get stained by oil. One nice thing about the fryer is that it came with a hook and basket assembly that makes it easy to slowly lower the bird into the oil without having to get to close to it, and also with a pair of elbow length insulated gloves.

For those who may be wondering, the turkey comes out very similar to an oven roasted bird. It's not greasy and it doesn't taste like the oil.
 
2011-11-16 10:53:58 AM
Have done several fried turkeys, and will most likely be doing one again this year..

1) Make sure you know how much oil you will need. Put the turkey in the put and cover with water. Take the turkey out. Mark the level of the water. When you go to put the oil in the pot, fill to a bit less than the water level. Or, fill the pot with oil to cover the turkey and then take the oily turkey out until it;s ready to cook.. Just don't blindly put oil in the pot.

2) Use peanut oil. Do not use vegie oil, or corn oil. The Turkey frying oil they sell at Home Depot and other places is a mix of oils and I don't recomend using it. Peanut oil is the best bet. (It doesn't explode at high heat like vegie oil does).

3) As mentioned above, turn the flame off when you put the turkey in the oil..

4) Watch the temperateure of the oil constantly. You can't walk away for a few hours.

5) Turn the fire off before you take the turkey out of the pot.

6) Wear protective clothing when removing the bird...

7) DO NOT STUFF THE TURKEY BEFORE FRYING ..
 
2011-11-16 11:05:53 AM
Makes sense. From what I have seen, he has always been more a fan of ham.
 
2011-11-16 11:52:39 AM
Talondel: Used an 'indoor" electric turkey fryer,

I came here to comment on these. I've seen these in the stores, and it seemed like such a terrible idea. But I guess it's just a Fry-Daddy bulked up.
 
2011-11-16 12:56:56 PM
fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Have done several fried turkeys, and will most likely be doing one again this year..

1) Make sure you know how much oil you will need. Put the turkey in the put and cover with water. Take the turkey out. Mark the level of the water. When you go to put the oil in the pot, fill to a bit less than the water level. Or, fill the pot with oil to cover the turkey and then take the oily turkey out until it;s ready to cook.. Just don't blindly put oil in the pot.

2) Use peanut oil. Do not use vegie oil, or corn oil. The Turkey frying oil they sell at Home Depot and other places is a mix of oils and I don't recomend using it. Peanut oil is the best bet. (It doesn't explode at high heat like vegie oil does).

3) As mentioned above, turn the flame off when you put the turkey in the oil..

4) Watch the temperateure of the oil constantly. You can't walk away for a few hours.

5) Turn the fire off before you take the turkey out of the pot.

6) Wear protective clothing when removing the bird...

7) DO NOT STUFF THE TURKEY BEFORE FRYING ..


8) Remove plastic from turkey before frying
 
2011-11-16 01:11:09 PM
zato_ichi: I came here to comment on these. I've seen these in the stores, and it seemed like such a terrible idea. But I guess it's just a Fry-Daddy bulked up.

It's just a giant vat for heating oil. The only advantages of this setup being that it's electric, so no open flame, it has a built in thermostat, and a built in filter for capturing used oil. I got one and plan on using it for our next fish fry as well.

Oh, and you can buy both the fryer and a 5 gallon vat of peanut oil at Costco. The fryer uses 2.75 gallons of oil to fry a turkey, and you can filter and reuse the majority of that if you want. I just opened the valve on the included filter/spigot and ran the oil into a funnel with another filter in it, and from there into a sterilized plastic bucket with an air-tight lid. The second filter didn't really seem to catch much of anything, so the internal one must work well enough. The used oil does not look or smell appreciably different than the unused oil.
 
2011-11-16 01:55:07 PM
And the chips stains grease will come out in the bath!
 
2011-11-16 02:03:43 PM
Talondel: bravian: Deep fried a turkey last weekend. It was awesome in every way.

I deep fried one last weekend as well, as a test run for the Thanksgiving meal next week. Used an 'indoor" electric turkey fryer, but still put it outside in the yard away from anything that might catch fire (or get stained by oil. One nice thing about the fryer is that it came with a hook and basket assembly that makes it easy to slowly lower the bird into the oil without having to get to close to it, and also with a pair of elbow length insulated gloves.

For those who may be wondering, the turkey comes out very similar to an oven roasted bird. It's not greasy and it doesn't taste like the oil.


You bought one of those ones on the infomercials didn't you? :)


A properly deep fried turkey should NOT taste like an oven roaster bird!!!

The skin should be very crispy, the meat very moist, (and picked up some flavor from the peanut oil. Tell me are you using peanut oil?). And always inject the bird. I prefer a very spicy cajun marinade.

repeart a properly deep fried turkey should be so much better than an oven roaster. Honeslty. No comparision.

/I'll fry about 7 turkeys this holiday season.
 
2011-11-16 03:13:54 PM
fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Have done several fried turkeys, and will most likely be doing one again this year..

1) Make sure you know how much oil you will need. Put the turkey in the put and cover with water. Take the turkey out. Mark the level of the water. When you go to put the oil in the pot, fill to a bit less than the water level. Or, fill the pot with oil to cover the turkey and then take the oily turkey out until it;s ready to cook.. Just don't blindly put oil in the pot.

2) Use peanut oil. Do not use vegie oil, or corn oil. The Turkey frying oil they sell at Home Depot and other places is a mix of oils and I don't recomend using it. Peanut oil is the best bet. (It doesn't explode at high heat like vegie oil does).

3) As mentioned above, turn the flame off when you put the turkey in the oil..

4) Watch the temperateure of the oil constantly. You can't walk away for a few hours.

5) Turn the fire off before you take the turkey out of the pot.

6) Wear protective clothing when removing the bird...

7) DO NOT STUFF THE TURKEY BEFORE FRYING ..


What can you substitute if you're allergic to peanut oil though?
 
2011-11-16 03:47:30 PM
Wolfscythe: fark_the_herald_angel_sings: Have done several fried turkeys, and will most likely be doing one again this year..

1) Make sure you know how much oil you will need. Put the turkey in the put and cover with water. Take the turkey out. Mark the level of the water. When you go to put the oil in the pot, fill to a bit less than the water level. Or, fill the pot with oil to cover the turkey and then take the oily turkey out until it;s ready to cook.. Just don't blindly put oil in the pot.

2) Use peanut oil. Do not use vegie oil, or corn oil. The Turkey frying oil they sell at Home Depot and other places is a mix of oils and I don't recomend using it. Peanut oil is the best bet. (It doesn't explode at high heat like vegie oil does).

3) As mentioned above, turn the flame off when you put the turkey in the oil..

4) Watch the temperateure of the oil constantly. You can't walk away for a few hours.

5) Turn the fire off before you take the turkey out of the pot.

6) Wear protective clothing when removing the bird...

7) DO NOT STUFF THE TURKEY BEFORE FRYING ..

8) DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.

What can you substitute if you're allergic to peanut oil though?


Canola. Peanut oil caught on because it has no cholesterol & it infuses a nutty flavor, but the fat profile of canola is healthier & it has a lighter flavor so you can taste the marinade better. Fry with whatever you like. Just remember Archimedes and use common sense - it's pretty hard to fark up, actually. Turkey fryer kits come with good, detailed instructions. Oh and don't be like Shatner; don't pound booze until the bird is in the grease.
 
2011-11-16 04:19:28 PM
arte1953: Alton Brown did a "Good Eats" show where the bird was suspended from a step ladder and lowered into the vat via a remotely controlled electric winch contraption. It was both funny and a good idea.

We did Alton's recipe a few years ago and it came out well, though I thought he used a bit much sugar in the brine, lending the bird a slightly sweet flavor. So this year we're doing Alton's frying method with Cook's Illustrated's brine. Sober, but sleep deprived, as we have a one-week-old. So basically, we'll be frying a turkey with the mental sharpness of someone who's just blown a .25 on the breathalyzer.
 
2011-11-16 04:34:56 PM
2 grams: You bought one of those ones on the infomercials didn't you? :)


A properly deep fried turkey should NOT taste like an oven roaster bird!!!

The skin should be very crispy, the meat very moist, (and picked up some flavor from the peanut oil. Tell me are you using peanut oil?). And always inject the bird. I prefer a very spicy cajun marinade.

repeart a properly deep fried turkey should be so much better than an oven roaster. Honeslty. No comparision.

/I'll fry about 7 turkeys this holiday season.



No, I did not buy one from an infomercial. My post right after the one you quoted mentioned using peanut oil (and admittedly, that I bought it from Costco, which is only one step up from an infomercial, but still).

The point I was trying to make (which I admittedly did not make well) is that the difference between a fried turkey and a roasted turkey is not as big as the difference between say a rotisserie chicken and a KFC. It's generally moister, the skin (what little there is) is crispy and golden. What is isn't is an oily/greasy deep fried mess like a typical fried chicken dinner.

People say they don't want to fry a turkey because they want the look and/or taste of a traditional thanksgiving turkey. Well you still get that. It still looks like a turkey, it still tastes like turkey. It's just tastier It's not like you have to tempura batter the thing.

As to your last point, it's absolutely possible to do a great tasting turkey in the oven. It's just a lot harder and more work. Frying will get you a turkey that is as good or better than the 'best possible' result from an oven, and will do it consistently and in far less time.
 
2011-11-17 11:16:14 AM
Not a TFer so let's keep the other party going over here!! The other thread was progressing smashingly.
 
2011-11-17 01:47:54 PM
That might be the best acting I've ever seen from him.

/DingleDangle?
 
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