I would strangle Rachel.

I wish these hack, douche, awful chefs would get mangled in an explosion.

cameroncrazy1984: Shostie: Coolio's actually a decent cook.

I mean, he's not going to win any Michelin stars, but he's not terrible.

So he's probably the best out of the five.

He's got a cooking show. It's pretty funny. (new window)

DjangoStonereaver: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Show would be much more interesting with this girl behind the counter instead:

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Nadia G: cooking for the ADD sufferer.

The shtick is rather heavy but her cooking skills and presentation are pretty decent. I'm having trouble placing her accent; is she Russian, Italian, or Brooklynese? Make up your mind girl.

Always thought him a douche, but i ran into him at the Woodward dream cruise, and he bought me a beer and we bullshiated about cars for a bit. Decent enough fellow. I would wreck Ms. Ray;

Cornhoolio?

Great. Now I have "tell it tooo myyy haaaht" stuck in my head.

Tell me I'm the only one.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfect hosts for this. The two most annoying people on the food network hosting one of the most annoying genres of TV there is.

Huh? They didn't mention Alton Brown.

Yay I'm pretty pumped. I hope Coolie raps his hit song Fantastic Voyage or that song about spending most our lives in something. Summer Sanders is pretty cute, I enjoy her on "Figure it out". Taylor Dayne is hot in Nightman, I love that show. Those 2 chef's I have no idea who they are, but I can guess tha....

What? It's not 1997, but I was pumped about this show.

The show will air in the year 2012!

That's crazy, will there be a floating car? Also people will be able to have tricorders now to communicate and take pictures? Also will they be big time celebrities at this point to validate a quality cooking show on New Years Day?

No? Count me out.

I would do her just to check and see if the see through Brown Dress was accurate - Does she have dinner plate sized areola's.....

Mentalpatient87: Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfect hosts for this. The two most annoying people on the food network hosting one of the most annoying genres of TV there is.

Huh? They didn't mention Alton Brown.

INFIDEL! I SHALL GRILL YOU UNTIL YOU'RE GB&D, YOU BASTARD!

/Maillard reactionary

Seriously, though, if Food Network did this just to have an excuse to get both Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri killed in the same plane crash, it would warm my friggin' heart. I despise both of them.

pstawicki: I would do her just to check and see if the see through Brown Dress was accurate - Does she have dinner plate sized areola's.....

Nipple shields.

pstawicki: I would do her just to check and see if the see through Brown Dress was accurate - Does she have dinner plate sized areola's.....

Holy fark those are nice.

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MrCheeks: pstawicki: I would do her just to check and see if the see through Brown Dress was accurate - Does she have dinner plate sized areola's.....

Holy fark those are nice.

NSFW!!!!Link (new window)

Holy god, you could land a helicopter on one of those things!

If Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri are actually having a cooking contest with Coolio, Taylor Dayne, and Summer Sanders as the ingredients, then I'll watch.

I miss Coolio.

RexTalionis: Guy Fieri is a hack. He's not even Italian! His actual name is Guy Ferry, which he changed to Fieri because I guess he thought it lacked some sort of ethnic flavor.

The guy looks like his head is about to explode with the pressure coming from his fat neck .

Ah, Barcelona Olympics, how you made me fap.

MrCheeks: pstawicki: I would do her just to check and see if the see through Brown Dress was accurate - Does she have dinner plate sized areola's.....

Holy fark those are nice.

NSFW!!!!Link (new window)

Her areolas are bigger than her tits.

Mentalpatient87: Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfect hosts for this. The two most annoying people on the food network hosting one of the most annoying genres of TV there is.

Huh? They didn't mention Alton Brown.

I think you mean Sandra Lee. I don't need directions to open a can of fruit cocktail.

BTW, where is Dave Lieberman? And what's with Tyler Florence and those stupid trucks? He should do more cooking with his shirt off. Damn, I could write some slashfic just watching Tyler's Ultimate.

/The plot of the slashfic would have Jamie Oliver coming over to help him cook

highwayrun: Mentalpatient87: Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfect hosts for this. The two most annoying people on the food network hosting one of the most annoying genres of TV there is.

Huh? They didn't mention Alton Brown.

I think you mean Sandra Lee. I don't need directions to open a can of fruit cocktail.

BTW, where is Dave Lieberman? And what's with Tyler Florence and those stupid trucks? He should do more cooking with his shirt off. Damn, I could write some slashfic just watching Tyler's Ultimate.

/The plot of the slashfic would have Jamie Oliver coming over to help him cook

I adore slash, but I would chide you for doing real-person slash because I've always felt it crossed a line. However, I am nearing the end of a huge, real-person slash novel so I won't be a hypocrite.

/one of the protagonists said he thinks slashing him is fine
//takes comfort in that

I would watch if they had Karl Welzein as a guest chef, you guys.

/Big, bold flavors