It's called "shawarma" or in some places "gyro".

bob_ross: So he likes eating a little pussy....


I eat the bobcat, I eat the donkey, I eat every motherfarkin' thang.

I call shenanigans. You don't eat when you're on meth. Plus, you don't have any teeth to eat with

A 38-year-old Morgan Hill man has been charged with being high on methamphetamine, owning a stash of sharp cockfighting ankle spikes, and skinning a bobcat before he ate it.

Everyone knows you eat bobcat with the skin on. Just singe the hair off first.

Nothing wrong with some tasty bobcat--just cut out the sweetmeats.

Makes a good soup after you put it through the Cat'O'Matic.

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I heard Bobcat tastes funny.

Some folks will never eat a skunk
but then again some folks 'll

He got cat scratch fever and put that bobcat in a stranglehold?

The hard part is catching a bobcat while on meth.

Lets be honest, if you can catch and kill a bobcat you should be able to skin it, fark it, take it to the movies whatever you want to do.

Bobcats are right up there with badgers and wolverines for natures overachievers. Sure they don't hunt humans, but they could fark you up.

Because the story has no context without cock.

Yummy.

Killing, skinning and eating a bobcat isn't normal. But on meth it is

eating on meth isn't normal

a stash of sharp cockfighting ankle spikes


otherwise known as spurs or knives

Well that was... odd. I imagine it would be rather hard to successfully catch and kill a bobcat with out getting messed up while on meth. I've only seen a bobcat once in nature. They're very elusive.

Unless he was wearing the skin as a cape when he was arrested I will not be impressed.

redly1: I call shenanigans. You don't eat when you're on meth. Plus, you don't have any teeth to eat with

this
no eating on meth

NathanAllen: Lets be honest, if you can catch and kill a bobcat you should be able to skin it, fark it, take it to the movies whatever you want to do. Bobcats are right up there with badgers and wolverines for natures overachievers. Sure they don't hunt humans, but they could fark you up.

Miniature lynx? The other lynx species made so much fun of them they had to change their name.

Since when is possessing Viagra a crime?

Did he crush it with a stolen atm?

Ever look at a dollar bill? Ever look at a dollar bill, ON METH??

Jackie Chan has really let himself go.

So an Asian looking man caught eating a type of cat huh...there's a racist joke in there somewhere.

Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Usually this is the case but I find that when slow roasted with sweet potato and water cress (of all things) the flavor is decidedly elegant.

theorellior: Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Well, bobcats are predators that live in the Arctic, so both of those sound about right.

Which Arctic might that be?

Would not buy again.

theorellior: Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Well, bobcats are predators that live in the Arctic, so both of those sound about right.

Erm... no. bobcats live basically everywhere. I saw mine in Tx which is definitely not the Arctic.

dennysgod: So an Asian looking man caught eating a type of cat huh...there's a racist joke in there somewhere.

Give it your best shot. Come on! Wow us!

That's a pair of boots away from being hardcore.

Comusrex: theorellior: Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Well, bobcats are predators that live in the Arctic, so both of those sound about right.

Which Arctic might that be?

He's from Massachusetts. It DOES get kinda cold up there.

blondski: theorellior: Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Well, bobcats are predators that live in the Arctic, so both of those sound about right.

Erm... no. bobcats live basically everywhere. I saw mine in Tx which is definitely not the Arctic.

Well, there's nothing between Amarillo and the North Pole but flat, and that don't stop no wind.

Also, I usually hike quietly when I'm alone. I've surprised a couple of sleeping bobcats and wouldn't want to have to tangle with one. What they lack in size they make up for in muscle, teeth, and badass.

As much as I don't like the idea of people killing a bobcat, I'm impressed that someone on meth was able to catch one.

DingleberryMoose: blondski: theorellior: Marysue: The one time I ate bobcat it struck me as both extremely gamey and, surprisingly, unpleasantly fatty.

Well, bobcats are predators that live in the Arctic, so both of those sound about right.

Erm... no. bobcats live basically everywhere. I saw mine in Tx which is definitely not the Arctic.

Well, there's nothing between Amarillo and the North Pole but flat, and that don't stop no wind.

Also, I usually hike quietly when I'm alone. I've surprised a couple of sleeping bobcats and wouldn't want to have to tangle with one. What they lack in size they make up for in muscle, teeth, and badass.

You forgot about all the barbed wire fences.

Seeing a bobcat just made me realize how happy it made me that I've never met the larger scarier cougar version.

blondski: Seeing a bobcat just made me realize how happy it made me that I've never met the larger scarier cougar version.

Attractive, mature female jokes aside, I had a close encounter with a cougar twice. Once, while hunting, I hiked down a road a bit to get to my spot. Saw no deer that day. On the way back I found out why. There was a kitty cat print in my footprint. The kitty cat print was as wide as my foot, and I wear 9 1/2 EEE shoes.

Second encounter was better. I was camping in New Mexico near the Philmont Scout Ranch with my wife and her brother about 5 or 6 summers ago. We set up the tent and were starting a fire to cook supper when we heard a cougar screech and a bunch of branches breaking. A few seconds later a young elk ran across the side of the mountain (we were in a valley) less than 100 yards from us with the cougar close behind. I think he got the elk, not sure, didn't follow to find out. There were cougar tracks around the campsite the next morning. That's as close as I want to get to one of those animals.

DingleberryMoose: I wear 9 1/2 EEE shoes.

Is your foot a circle?

Some Bobcats may be less predatory than others.

How many ways are there to skin a bobcat?

jingks: DingleberryMoose: I wear 9 1/2 EEE shoes.

Is your foot a circle?

My sister calls me a Hobbit.

Where am I? Where are my cocks?