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(Chicago Sun-Times) Scary LaGrange man accused of stabbing and killing his pregnant girlfriend in 1981. "She was stabbed 34 times in the chest and back." A how how how how how how how how sick can you get?   (suntimes.com) divider line 47
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 05:44:27 PM
Someone's going to be doing the tube snake boogie for the rest of his life.
 
lajimi [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 05:45:14 PM
They gotta lotta nice girls.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 05:57:29 PM
Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?
 
exick [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 06:00:16 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

Pretty sure any time there's a story involving a town named LaGrange, whether it's the one in Texas or not, we have the same headline theme. But I don't ever get tired of it.
 
That coward David Lopan
2011-11-15 06:02:48 PM
lajimi: They gotta lotta nice girls.

Done.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-15 06:03:11 PM
In a row?
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 06:04:21 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

That girl was stabbed by a burglar. (new window)
 
bikerbob59
2011-11-15 06:04:55 PM
+1
 
nutriagumbo
2011-11-15 06:17:23 PM
It might have been 33 times but I might be mistaken.
 
AbortionsForAll
2011-11-15 06:17:43 PM
Again subby? Really...?
 
Scrotastic Method
2011-11-15 06:18:43 PM
It was the stress. I mean, it seems like a heinous crime, but have mercy: he'd been waiting for the bus all day.
 
butt-nuggets
2011-11-15 06:21:58 PM
Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
(alternate: river musta ran dry, in that texas town)
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 06:24:55 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

I hope so. Otherwise, all these stabby boyfriend/girlfriend thingys are getting numerous and scary.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 06:32:46 PM
How how how how does this keep getting re-greenlit?
 
LDM90
2011-11-15 06:33:01 PM
A few too many hows, subby.
 
bahknee
2011-11-15 06:33:31 PM
I'M SURPRISED THERE WEREN'T ANY DEAF JOKES MADE YET.
 
coffee fiend
2011-11-15 06:37:23 PM
CSB... LaGrange is playing a I type this. Coincidence? I think not.
 
Loucifer
2011-11-15 06:43:19 PM
Being from LaGrange, he probably didn't understand the gravity of his actions.
 
Clint_Torres
2011-11-15 06:49:12 PM
Fark™ - Not only do we mock the news, but we repeat stories and jokes.
 
pottie
2011-11-15 06:53:19 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

It's groundhog day in LaGrange
 
treesloth
2011-11-15 06:55:48 PM
TFA: She'd been stabbed 34 times in the chest and back, and was about three months pregnant.

Seems open-and-shut to me. She was ashamed of her pregnancy and committed suicide. Why is this a story?
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 06:57:45 PM
nowhere in the article does it mention that the man was from LaGrange. the murdered girl was from LaGrange Park (which is not LaGrange).

/farking reading comprehension subby. get some.

//go back to spamming the music tab.
 
gerbilpox
2011-11-15 06:58:11 PM
treesloth: TFA: She'd been stabbed 34 times in the chest and back, and was about three months pregnant.

Seems open-and-shut to me. She was ashamed of her pregnancy and committed suicide. Why is this a story?

Beat me to it. [Shakes tiny fist.]

"Worst case of suicide I ever saw."
 
DanZero
2011-11-15 07:31:05 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

AbortionsForAll: Again subby? Really...?

markie_farkie: How how how how does this keep getting re-greenlit?

Clint_Torres: Fark™ - Not only do we mock the news, but we repeat stories and jokes.

Other times this has been greenlit --

October 28, 2011 (new window)

July 24, 2011 (new window)

May 19, 2011 (new window)

September 16, 2010 (new window)

May 8, 2009 (new window)

December 4, 2007 (new window)

So in short

img.photobucket.com
 
Jixa
2011-11-15 07:37:49 PM
bahknee: I'M SURPRISED THERE WEREN'T ANY DEAF JOKES MADE YET.

WHAT?
 
yequalsy
2011-11-15 07:40:02 PM
SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!
 
Preserved_Killick
2011-11-15 07:42:16 PM
Loucifer: Being from LaGrange, he probably didn't understand the gravity of his actions.

That's a good point. He must've been felt like he was being pulled in opposite directions.
 
Equilibrist [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:43:46 PM
Yeah, I heard about this. Heard it on the X.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:03:20 PM
Loucifer: Being from LaGrange, he probably didn't understand the gravity of his actions.

You have a point there.
 
gameshowhost
2011-11-15 08:08:43 PM
Loucifer: Being from LaGrange, he probably didn't understand the gravity of his actions.

Good point.

/dammit now i see two others already beat me to the joke
//fark it
 
mayIFark
2011-11-15 08:10:04 PM
Subby never had a pregnant girlfriend/wife.
 
Ow My Balls
2011-11-15 08:11:35 PM
i471.photobucket.com

LaGrange, TX or...LaGrange, Indiana?
 
pete1729
2011-11-15 08:41:15 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Thinks you should STFU.
 
labman [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:53:23 PM
I remember that funny headline from a couple of weeks ago that is in the current best of headlines post for last month, too.
 
johndalek
2011-11-15 09:09:08 PM
lagrange, il?
 
nickerj1
2011-11-15 09:22:39 PM
I heard he multiplying to try and find the maximum number of times you can stab someone in the chest and back.
 
Ow My Balls
2011-11-15 09:23:32 PM
That's a damned nice looking Les Paul there, Pete1729. I just drove by the place where it was made not long ago...
 
nickerj1
2011-11-15 09:25:34 PM
nickerj1: I heard he was multiplying just to try and find the maximum number of times you can stab someone in the chest and back.

FTFM
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-11-15 09:39:22 PM
Equilibrist: Yeah, I heard about this. Heard it on the X.

It's where I learned my licks
 
pete1729
2011-11-15 10:11:53 PM
Ow My Balls: That's a damned nice looking Les Paul there, Pete1729. I just drove by the place where it was made not long ago...

I just looked at it closely for the first time, Les Paul gold top... I thought he was mostly a 335 hollow body guy.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:06:47 PM
RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

Similar headline, different murder. Here's the greenlit http://www.fark.com/comments/6685389/Fourteen-year-old-girl-dies-in-La -Grange-hospital-after-being-stabbed-by-a-burglar-A-how-how-how-how-ho w-how-how-how-senselesslink (new window).
 
Neondistraction
2011-11-15 11:29:21 PM
DanZero: RexTalionis: Didn't we have a headline with this same punchline a few weeks ago? Come to think of it, was that the same story as this one?

AbortionsForAll: Again subby? Really...?

markie_farkie: How how how how does this keep getting re-greenlit?

Clint_Torres: Fark™ - Not only do we mock the news, but we repeat stories and jokes.

Other times this has been greenlit --

October 28, 2011 (new window)

July 24, 2011 (new window)

May 19, 2011 (new window)

September 16, 2010 (new window)

May 8, 2009 (new window)

December 4, 2007 (new window)

So in short

[img.photobucket.com image 485x500]

None of those greenlights were duplicates though, each one was a different story. This current one included. Granted, they all used the exact same joke, but ya know... welcometofark.jpg
 
zez
2011-11-15 11:31:09 PM
LaGrange should be added to the old thread about what songs to turn up to 11

/thank god for spotify
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:39:06 PM
This was funny a few weeks ago when it was original.
 
gameshowhost
2011-11-16 12:03:09 AM
YOUR HEADLINE SUCKS, HR!

:-D
 
Candygram for Mongo
2011-11-16 01:38:20 AM
ThisNameSux: In a row?

More of a spiral than a row.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-16 04:19:09 AM
friends from the special program for deaf students they all were a part of at Hinsdale South High School listened

lolno
 
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