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(Abc.net.au) Silly US president insured against crocodile attack. Oh come on, when is he ever going to need.... oh Australia, it makes sense now   (abc.net.au) divider line 64
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2011-11-15 05:40:23 PM
He should be insured against a rabbit attack. That would be more like it.
 
2011-11-15 06:40:55 PM
How on earth are they going to ensure a crocodile attack?
 
2011-11-15 06:47:00 PM
Is he delicious?
 
2011-11-15 07:07:28 PM
I bet he tastes like chicken
 
2011-11-15 07:10:50 PM
After what happened to Gerald Ford, who wants to take any chances?
 
2011-11-15 07:13:03 PM
Wait what? If secret service can't handle a croc, we need our money back.

/stingrays on the other hand
 
2011-11-15 07:13:03 PM
Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.
 
2011-11-15 07:15:24 PM
moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Maybe that's the plan, he is up for reelection fairly soon.

/I would drink too
 
2011-11-15 07:15:50 PM
moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

I think you figured this one out.
 
2011-11-15 07:16:07 PM
moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Exactly.
 
2011-11-15 07:16:08 PM
moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.
i wonder if the bevets summoning works with this darwin
 
2011-11-15 07:16:42 PM
Better get Obama a policy against Oz's most famous mobster and serial killer, Carl Williams.

files.stv.tv

Yeah, I know Williams is dead, but he's had a nasty habit of bouncing back when least expected. That's far more likely than an attack by an errant croc.

//"Hey, it could happen!" - Judy Tenuta
 
2011-11-15 07:17:24 PM
ArkAngel: Is he delicious?

Thank you!
 
2011-11-15 07:20:03 PM
The KGB has always preferred the crocodile as their weapon of choice.
 
2011-11-15 07:20:07 PM
But it doesn't cover spider bites. Or kangaroo bites. Or kookaburras...
 
2011-11-15 07:20:29 PM
Tymast: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.
i wonder if the bevets summoning works with this darwin


Say his name three times and he'll show up in the thread.

Bevets!
 
2011-11-15 07:22:18 PM
Still no insurance against James Earl Stingray.
 
2011-11-15 07:25:07 PM
It says some of the sheep

/EcksEcksEcks
 
2011-11-15 07:25:43 PM
rebelyell2006: But it doesn't cover spider bites. Or kangaroo bites. Or kookaburras...

Or drop bears.

/a dab of Vegemite behind the ears keeps you safe in Australia though.
//because none of the fauna are stupid enough to eat it.
 
2011-11-15 07:28:07 PM
On his first official trip to Australia, President Obama greets a local reptile.

images.theage.com.au

Mmmm, she tastes like chicken. Bgerk.
 
2011-11-15 07:28:31 PM
I see a connection Kate Gosselin is planning her new show, "Kate Plus Bait"...she's there, he's there.....
 
2011-11-15 07:30:44 PM
Australia: Where the beer is cheaper than the water.

/I shiat you not on that
 
2011-11-15 07:35:36 PM
moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Planning on expanding the troop base in AU. Darwin is the perfect spot
 
2011-11-15 07:37:17 PM
and the worst part is that crocs are known for their love of Jodie Foster and their desire to impress her
 
2011-11-15 07:38:09 PM
hillary: Better get Obama a policy against Oz's most famous mobster and serial killer, Carl Williams.

[files.stv.tv image 410x230]

Yeah, I know Williams is dead, but he's had a nasty habit of bouncing back when least expected. That's far more likely than an attack by an errant croc.

//"Hey, it could happen!" - Judy Tenuta


Dead and dead, and what a way to go!
 
2011-11-15 07:40:40 PM
Poor pres has to visit farkin' Canberra and Darwin, two of the biggest shiatholes in the country.

Thankfully, he has fond memories of passing through Sydney as a lad when he flew between his terrist mooslem training camp in Indonesia and his alleged grandparents' place in Hawaii.
 
2011-11-15 07:42:14 PM
ktybear: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Planning on expanding the troop base in AU. Darwin is the perfect spot


Yep (new window)
All so we can fight China if needed... apparently.
 
2011-11-15 07:43:02 PM
steerforth: On his first official trip to Australia, President Obama greets a local reptile.

[images.theage.com.au image 200x226]

Mmmm, she tastes like chicken. Bgerk.


Once you go black?
 
2011-11-15 07:44:20 PM
"Look out! That croc is attacking the President!"

NOPE. CHUCK TESTA.
 
2011-11-15 07:45:53 PM
Good thing that he isn't going to Japan or else he would need robot insurance.

i603.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-15 07:48:17 PM
Equivocator: ktybear: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Planning on expanding the troop base in AU. Darwin is the perfect spot

Yep (new window)
All so we can fight China if needed... apparently.


Darwin is only half an hour from the closest Indonesian island so the sekrit mooslem is merely establishing a new terrist cell training ground on the innocent shores of this free land.
 
2011-11-15 07:50:04 PM
Ok, I'm torn. Do I fume and rage about 40,000 million billion zillion taxpayer dollars being spent on this boondoggle, or do I root for the crocs? Please, freerepublic.com, tell me what I should think about this!
 
2011-11-15 07:53:35 PM
Equivocator: ktybear: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Planning on expanding the troop base in AU. Darwin is the perfect spot

Yep (new window)
All so we can fight China if needed... apparently.


Prolly more like Indonesia and all the piracy crap that goes on up in the Java Sea. Lots of logistics going through Darwin, the threat against China is just a side bonus.
 
2011-11-15 07:55:21 PM
Insured against a Crocodile attack? That's not a president. THIS is a President.
 
2011-11-15 08:01:45 PM
How did the crocodile get to the Alps?

/sorry
//obligatory
 
2011-11-15 08:08:43 PM
What about a shark attack policy? Is he not going to go for a dip in the ocean?
 
2011-11-15 08:13:11 PM
What do you expect.

From the land where mother nature is basically out to get you.
 
2011-11-15 08:14:37 PM
proselytizemenot: What about a shark attack policy? Is he not going to go for a dip in the ocean?

I think the bay area around Darwin is full of poisonous jellyfish. You can't even wade in the darn thing...and crocs will get you in the rivers.

I guess if you survive the jellyfish you could conceivably be eaten by a shark
 
2011-11-15 08:31:30 PM
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Harold Holt & his stepdaughters approve
 
2011-11-15 08:34:17 PM
As a resident of Darwin im getting a kick etc etc

No really, they are closing down half the roads in the CBD where I work so it's going to be a royal pain in the ass. And while croc attack is always a possibility near water, i'd be more worried about some of the two legged locals (no not roo's ... unless he's driving)!

But yes list of things that can kill in the harbour are: Crocs, sharks, box jellyfish, irukandji jellyfish, blue ringed octpus, stone fish, sea snakes and really nasty sea snails ... really, the sea snails shoot a toxic harpoon into you. If you value your life you don't enter the water, or are a backpacker.
 
2011-11-15 08:35:06 PM
Why would a crocodile be interested in a highly educated Kenyan economist?
 
2011-11-15 08:36:27 PM
PsyLord: Good thing that he isn't going to Japan or else he would need robot insurance.

[i603.photobucket.com image 415x317]


Came for that.
 
2011-11-15 10:37:46 PM
borg: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 470x382]

Harold Holt & his stepdaughters approve


We said crocodile insurance, not 'defecting to the Russians by swimming out to meet a submarine' insurance.
 
2011-11-15 10:52:02 PM
Putin has crocodile insurance.

In case he accidentally kills someones pet crocodile it covers the cost of turning it in to a new pair of boots for him.
 
2011-11-15 11:12:23 PM
What do you mean when?

Are you forgetting about FLORIDA?
 
2011-11-15 11:24:06 PM
steerforth: Equivocator: ktybear: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.

Planning on expanding the troop base in AU. Darwin is the perfect spot

Yep (new window)
All so we can fight China if needed... apparently.

Darwin is only half an hour from the closest Indonesian island so the sekrit mooslem is merely establishing a new terrist cell training ground on the innocent shores of this free land.


Oh sure, but do the Abos really feel that they live in a "free land"?
 
2011-11-15 11:32:12 PM
LegacyDL: Australia: Where the beer is cheaper than the water.

/I shiat you not on that


The beer's cheaper only because you don't buy it, you just rent it.
 
2011-11-15 11:39:06 PM
...my question is how much is his life worth if was attacked by a croc...? Does he have to die if attacked to get the pay out? if not I see insurance fraud in the US' future to help with the debt problem
 
2011-11-15 11:40:42 PM
landrin: As a resident of Darwin im getting a kick etc etc

No really, they are closing down half the roads in the CBD where I work so it's going to be a royal pain in the ass. And while croc attack is always a possibility near water, i'd be more worried about some of the two legged locals (no not roo's ... unless he's driving)!

But yes list of things that can kill in the harbour are: Crocs, sharks, box jellyfish, irukandji jellyfish, blue ringed octpus, stone fish, sea snakes and really nasty sea snails ... really, the sea snails shoot a toxic harpoon into you. If you value your life you don't enter the water, or are a backpacker.


So... how do you go swimming at the beaches?
 
2011-11-15 11:43:59 PM
Tymast: moops: Why the fark is he going to Darwin? And during the wet season. The only thing there is to do there is drink, drink, drink.
i wonder if the bevets summoning works with this darwin


Darwin is the tinfoil hat Australians wear to keep Indonesia out of their brainwaves

NuttierThanEver:

/EcksEcksEcks


You missed an Ecks
 
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