Nixon thought Kissinger was great, and trusted him implicitly, but he was a known Jew- hater. Go figure.

"Dr. Kissinger turned my offer down to be Secretary of State," said Cain when asked who he might put in his administration. "He said he's perfectly happy doing what he's doing," Cain added.

Kissinger is 88 years old. What he's perfectly happy doing is "breathing".

came for the Venture Bros reference, leaves happy.

At least Kissinger still has nicer legs than Hitler.

/and bigger tits than Cher

downstairs: Tigger: Might be tough being head of state when you can't really leave the country because you'll be arrested.

Explain?

from Wiki:

Since he left office, numerous efforts have been made to charge Kissinger personally for the perceived injustices of American foreign policy during his tenure in office. These charges have at times inconvenienced his travels

The man is a surprise away from death. Of course he doesn't want to be Secretary of State again.

It's naming a cabinet at this time a bit... Premature?

Amazing!

Satanic_Hamster: It's naming a cabinet at this time a bit... Premature?

My thoughts exactly. Cain is *really* damaged goods for a number of reasons and the odds of him being sworn in to rape and pillage the country are almost nonexistent. I think he's jumping the gun.

We got one of these jokers just like Mr. Cain on our small-town city council. This councilman seems to believe that because he's a preacher, a "leader" and an elected official, that everything he says makes sense and is a rationally proportioned reply to whatever the question of the moment is.
Of course, sane people realize he's just a burden that democracy has to carry.

Link is (oddly) related.

Philip Francis Queeg: "Dr. Kissinger turned my offer down to be Secretary of State," said Cain when asked who he might put in his administration. "He said he's perfectly happy doing what he's doing," Cain added.

Kissinger is 88 years old. What he's perfectly happy doing is "breathing".

As the angry souls of his victims crowd ever closer around the bed....

I have to wonder if Cain just used his old line when Kissinger turned him down:
" You want a job, right?"

/shudder

Gough: I have to wonder if Cain just used his old line when Kissinger turned him down:
" You want a job, right?"

/shudder

fark you for putting that image in my head!

That's because he's already committed to the Santorum Administration.

Tigger: Might be tough being head of state when you can't really leave the country because you'll be arrested.

If he had a cabinet position, than he would be protected as a traveling diplomat. Kind of like how Bush didn't have to worry about being arrested as a war criminal while travelling internationally when he was still president.

\please, GOP - make it happen!

Satanic_Hamster: It's naming a cabinet at this time a bit... Premature?

I am not a Cain fan - except for the lulz - but I think all candidates need to come up with a list of their dream cabinet. It would tell us more about the way they want to govern than anything they say.

Cain asked an 88 year old from the Nixon administration to be part of his pretend run for the GOP nomination?

You do want a job, don't you?

Cain also mentioned Jim DeMint, Paul Ryan, KT McFarland, John Bolton, and John Chain as potential administration-members, though he didn't say whether he'd made them job offers.

So your prospective administration members are one of the scummiest senators around, a man with economic policies so horrid his own party couldn't run away from them fast enough, a lady who probably wouldn't make a bad press secretary, the worst UN representative in history, and an Air Force general that became director of ConAgra.

Other than McFarland, I don't think you could pick worse advisers.

Clicking through to the ultimate source:

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: So who will be in your cabinet?
Cain: Well, Dr. Kissinger said no. Chris Christie isn't returning my calls. John McCain coughed violently into his napkin and excused himself. Uh... Jeb Bush says it's not the right time, and...wait, what was the question? Do you want copies of all the detention slips I've ever gotten? I know you didn't ask, but I figured I might as well just tell you how much I suck right up front. Next question?

/Who offers a rejection right away when asked that sort of question?

Cain has also asked a big-ass fence to be Secretary of Defense.

If I were president, the only thing I'd be offering Kissinger is a lethal injection for war crimes and crimes against humanity.

Jake Havechek: Nixon thought Kissinger was great, and trusted him implicitly, but he was a known Jew- hater. Go figure.



"Yeah, but he's not just Jewish. He's more than Jewish."

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

keylock71: Great choice, Hermie.

'Couse, there would be a few countries he wouldn't be able to travel to...

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Kissinger definitely is an all-around piece of human filth.

I guess the silver lining is that he's had to live out the rest of his life as a war criminal who can't travel to too many countries without getting arrested and sent to the Hague to face trial for his war crimes.

"Let's kiss Kissinger where he lives!"

Dead for Tax Reasons: i wanna kissinger you

Lionel Mandrake: Will he at least lend him his Magic Murder Bag?

As soon as he catches the fiends who covered it in silly string.

/maybe he can help you with ... *yooooouuuuuur proooooooobleeeeeem*

Powerful as he is, I'm sure Kissinger fears the Bullet on a regular basis, if not nightly.