In before Salad Frog...

Looks like a lark.

It's a palindrome.

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a dead bird salad today.

Even scarier, there was a rocket in there.

'... Rocket salad'. Well, there's your first problem; your saldad's got rockets in it.

/ or cheap knock-off flight power
// or dead, cheap knock-off flight power.

Loaf's Tray: In before Salad Frog...

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

Beautiful roughage

It's not dead, it's just sleeping.

This is an EX SALAD.

That's fowl.

Meant for Tesco China.

jwgjr: Looks like a lark.

It clearly states that it contains a dead lark, on the bottom of the bag, after monosodium glutamate.

Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

/whoops, wrong skit

How many more animals must die for your veg addiction England?!1!

Found a mouse in a beer once, ehh. Got like 2 free cases of beer.

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

SALAD GREEN IS BIRDS!

"No there isn't."
"Yes there is!"

You don't win friends with salad

/especially with a carcass in it

DINSDALE

That's what you get for ordering the "Fjord Salad".

/lovely plummage

"Helloooooooooo, Polly!"

Came for the Monty Python lines, leaving satisfied.

/no wafer thin mints for me, thanks

That gave me the heebie-grebes.

Salmon: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 482x374]

It actually took this long??? MORE FOOD! MORE FOOD!

Luckily the salad eater was not a hardcore vegetarian.

/Meat!!! in my dead plant life product... AHHHhhhh!

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This salad is no more! 'E has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is farmer! 'E's wilted! Bereft of nutritional value, 'e rests in pieces! If you hadn't stuffed 'im in the salad bag 'e'd be composting under the window! 'Is photosynthetic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the farm! 'E's kicked the dressing bowl, 'e's shuffled off 'is croutons, run down the ladle and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SALAD!!

On balance, I think I'd definitely prefer finding a live frog in my salad than a decomposed and skeletal bird. Euuuuugh.

Was it an African or European Swallow? And what happened to the coconut?

[Loads of prior MP jokes in thread above my contribution]

Sigh. I'm never fast enough.

It's not dead, it's resting.