predictable results

They belched chlorine gas like a short-lived dragon?

Their tummies and urethras are blindingly white?

It's not the shot of bleach that gets you, it's the turpentine chaser.

So, did they pass?

Straight bleach? They'll only do that one time. It probably wont kill them, probably, but they're gonna hurt plenty.

muck4doo: Ammonia works better.

I like to mix them.

They're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beers, or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers.

Sybarite: They're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beers, or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers.

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

They fixed the cable?

When I was working offshore, our rig was tested. There were about 50 of us out there and half had arrived the day of the test. You could tell the users very quickly because they were the last to be tested.

One guy that worked in the kitchen had been smoking in the parking lot at the crew-port where we embarked (that morning).

We told him that if he drank a quart of vinegar, he would pass the test.

Watching him gag it down was pretty funny. The sad thing is that the cutoff for firing was 50 parts per trillion. He yielded well over 200. He got to ride the long boat home.

The only other stoner on the rig that was sweating it out yielded 49. Although he wasn't fired, he quit the next tour.

bikerbob59: Good, get the slow ones out of the gene pool.

Ammonia cleans the gene pool better but we'll take what we can get

I hear they're also soaking tampons in vodka, shoving up their hoo-has and taking eyeball shots to get drunk. Kids these days, smoking bath salts and huffing fermented feces to get high.

It's happening EVERYWHERE.

Taking the expression "Adding a little chlorine to the gene pool" a whole new level

casual disregard: Why are we so hell-bent on testing urine, anyway? Can't you get good results from sweat, blood, hair, etc.?

call me kookie, but IMHO what adults do on their own time should be their own business.

this bullshiat of letting authority act like your Daddy is getting farking thin. don't need it, don't want it. hookers and drugs is adult fun time. the double standard b.s. of the wealthy and powerful doing as they please with charges being dropped, how about some of that good lovin for all.

fusillade762: I hear they're also soaking tampons in vodka, shoving up their hoo-has and taking eyeball shots to get drunk. Kids these days, smoking bath salts and huffing fermented feces to get high.

It's happening EVERYWHERE.

As long as they aren't SMOKING REEFERS!!!

I had a job working with a woman whose SOLE job was professional piss-handler. She made about $25k a year and got to work at four every morning to avoid traffic...and by that I mean the BLACKS! I was in Atlanta at the time...

I recommend going to customerssuck.com and reading the epic tale of Vinegar Boy. And I do mean epic.