He simply discarded his older models to acquire newer, fresher ones. Isn't that the capitalist way?

Pssst... conservative voters. Newt's been having an affair with the Tea party behind your back. Not only that, he got a blow job from that Libertarian hussy who lives down the block.

If Newt Gingrich can't be faithful to his wife, how can we trust him to be faithful to conservative voters?

Who cares. It's been demonstrated ad nauseum by both Repubs and Dems that they will vote for sleazeballs as long as the sleazeball is their sleazeball.

keylock71: WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x280]

Jesus Christ... Is that actually the same woman?

Why do people do that to themselves?

They don't look younger, they look like wax sculptures at the Torture Museum.

News Flash: women (specifically those who's identities and successes are closely tied to their appearance) despise the idea of getting old and will undergo any procedure, regardless of cost and risk, to reverse or slow the process.

miss diminutive: News Flash: women (specifically those who's identities and successes are closely tied to their appearance) despise the idea of getting old and will undergo any procedure, regardless of cost and risk, to reverse or slow the process.

I think he is referring to the fact that she went full Stepford Wife.

gilgigamesh: vernonFL: gilgigamesh: Damn, she was seriously, seriously cute.

Look at Newt. He hasn't changed at all. Eerie.

There's the science fiction element right there. If someone doesn't turn this into a spec script for the ScyFy network that is a serious wasted opportunity.

That was a ST:TNG episode where the telepath was draining his victims' life essence to remain young.

/It was a Troi story, so don't feel bad if you don't remember it.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: In Newt's defense if my wife had Hypno-Toad Manson Lamps like his current wife does, I'd be all about looking at the top of her head instead.

Yeah but I wouldn't want those teeth anywhere near my junk.

From the comments (schizophrenia?):

none of these guys are true-new gingrich was a wife beater?haniity in fox news last night said-iwatch the news-omg;; were all back in perry now; good wife -family man and great. i know all along rick perry is the one-political analyses and a phsychic.)
rick perry good star sign-tiger year. natural born leader-brave-warm-herated and hard working-respectful- andetc. former aitrforce retired -llietenant governor-agricultural commissioner an etc. ;oabma becoem re. no militart background bill clinton became pres had no military background.repblcian group only perrry has accommplished a lot plus has a military bacgkround.romney none-flip flopper- changeable mind-mitt romney;new york times news; after a romney deal-profits- and then lay offs.romney record at Bain capital as evidence the he would pursue slash and burn economics and that his bus.career thrived by enriching the elite at the expense of the working class.more idetails later(www.politico.com)the other day ns about romeny company delings-cause lots of layoffs employee then-dont want him to be our president im backing pery-hes rthe best.

That's some "4 sided time cube" style ranting!

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Left image: Very cute
Right image: "I WILL KILL YOU WHILE YOU FARKING SLEEP!!!"

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How many face lifts has that woman had?

Diogenes: Corvus: WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x280]

How many face lifts has that woman had?

When she blinks her boobs bounce up and down.

Close. The correct answer is : All of them.

The comments after the article are hilarious, particularly a certain repeat poster.

Jake Havechek: Kip Carter, his former campaign treasurer, remembers a football game in Gingrich's district. She was walking Gingrich's two daughters back from the game and cut across the parking lot when she spied the Congressman's car.

"As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys' wives with her head in his lap going up and down," Carter says. "Newt kind of turned and gave me this little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then."

I worked for Gingrich in 1992, raising money for GOPAC, his political action committee. During fundraisers at homes in the Washington area, he would whisper something in the ear of a sweet young thing and they would disappear for 30-45 minutes.

"Newt's getting a blow job," a female GOPAC staffer told me. "He likes blow jobs."

At the Republican National Convention in Houston in 1992, a GOPAC volunteer was assigned to escort young women to a hotel room for quickie oral sex and stand guard outside to make sure the Congressman was not disturbed. I found one of those women crying in the hotel bar afterwards.

"He's a pig," she said. "He made me get down on my knees and fellate him and then turned his back to me and told me to leave as soon as he came."

So, I asked, "why did you do it?"

"I work for him," she said. "I want to keep my job."

Seen that story posted many times, and I still doubt its truthiness. Though it has elements of truth to it.

Corvus: Diogenes: Corvus: WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x280]

How many face lifts has that woman had?

When she blinks her boobs bounce up and down.

Close. The correct answer is : All of them.

Calista Gingrich: Just give me all the facelifts you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of facelifts." What I said was, "Give me all the facelifts you have". Do you understand?

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," said Gingrich during an interview with CBN's David Brody. "What I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn't trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them," he continued, going on to say that he had sought "God's forgiveness. Not God's understanding, but God's forgiveness." (new window)



i love this so very much. Newt actually claimed he was so passionate about America, it led him to step out on his wife.


"my fellow americans. i am not proud of what i did. but i only did it because of my love for america. that's right. i love america so much i wanted to fark it. can rick perry say that? hell no. herman cain? biatch please. America, I love you so much, I would make you blow me if i could. America, I would make you put on a thong and dance around for me. maybe even make you go out and pick us up another slutty country like....i don't know....Mexico....or maybe get Ireland drunk (not that that is hard or anything) or maybe go exotic....Vietnam, Taiwan, or maybe the Ivory Coast....yeah. And then we just get straight up freaky in the hotel room. Weird shiat. I mean some seriously farked up crazy shiat. yeah! "

"America? You're my dirty little biatch. I would fark you if I could. Let's hear Michelle Bachmann say that. Let's see Mitt motherfarking Romney make that claim."

My name's Newt Gingrich, and America, I would fark you if I could.


voiceover: "this ad paid for by Gingrich Would fark America If He Could"

GAT_00: keylock71: WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x280]

Jesus Christ... Is that actually the same woman?

Why do people do that to themselves?

They don't look younger, they look like wax sculptures at the Torture Museum.

Just look at her face, not the hair. It's the same woman. Sad, considering she was cute. Newt is apparently slowly sucking the life out of her. Notice he really isn't aging.

I don't think Newt is the one doing the sucking.