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An update Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/11
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-11-15 11:04:20 AM (34 comments) | Permalink
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As of today, it's only a few weeks until we start the Headline of the Year contest. Just put up the voting thread for October (TF only), so we're basically caught up as far as mainpage headlines go.
Now I'm working on the subtabs for Sports, Geek, Entertainment, Politics and Business and will try to get those up and out pretty quick. And thanks to the farkers that have gone through to pluck those nominees from previous Headline of the Week threads. It's appreciated, and it's why this year is the first one in which we're actually ahead, if you can believe that.
So that's the basic update. Enjoy.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-11-06 to Sat 2011-11-11:
Number of men living with their parents in the U.S. has jumped from "moderate" to "Italian"
Eagerly awaited videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 hits stores today, or as they call it in Iraq, The Sims
Rodney King pleads not guilty in DUI case. "Can't we all just get a Long Island Ice Tea?"
NASA develops super-black material, can't make up their minds if they want to name it Dolemite or Shaft
Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor
"Family Circus" cartoonist Bil Keane dead at 89. Funeral procession to pass through schoolyard, neighbor's lawn, baseball diamond, train tracks, and abandoned factory
The Pope suffers from crippling leg pains that make goose stepping almost impossible
Police use the promise of free beer to capture suspects during Operation Dirty Goddamn Trick
Hippies protesting consumption are starting to come down with it
"Swedish chef in 'freak' saucepan accident". Chef stated, "I em hurrnin witda soospan, un slip di slip un neerly Børk Børk Børk mi earm en halvs"
Texting driver jailed for killing cyclist. He'll BRB in 20 months, LOL
Down goes Frazier
San Diego Chargers lose disappointing fourth game in a row as team continues to go in Riverse
Kidnapped Major League baseball catcher Wilson Ramos safe at home
Dutch graphic artist designs font for dyslexics to reab detter
400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth. Or in NASA terms, a direct hit
Thieves steal 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 after slamming into a delivery truck and tossing tear gas, earn enough XP to reach Level 50
The game show host from "Slumdog Millionaire" to play Indian Jack Bauer. OH MY GOODNESS, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF THE TIME
Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to first graders. This article is brought to you by the letter A, The number 2, and the letter M
Mississippi voters abort personhood amendment
Author of tough Arizona immigration law loses recall election to fellow Republican Jerry Lewis. Lewis was said to have benefitted from strong turnout among Latinos, college students, and LADIES
Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim. We won't even comment on them, we'll just run those in a loop"
$900 million purchase leads to blow job, Siemens
Microsoft, Yahoo and AOL partner up in some kind of Down Syndrome Voltron arrangement
Greek stock market soars on news that outgoing Prime Minister Papawhatever will be replaced by incoming Prime Minister Papawhatever
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