Angry Monkey: My wife is always threatening that in the case of my untimely death she would resurrect me as a bank robbing robot zombie. I can't tell if that is a good thing or bad. Discuss.

Well. Robots are bad, but *being* the robot might be good. And zombies are good, but *being* the zombie might be bad. So that's a wash. So it really comes down to how you feel about being a post-living bank robber, which, overall is kinda cool.

Viking funeral?

He fixes the cable?

Imitating Hunter S Thompson?

Funeral procession by Danny Elfman?

OOOOMpa OOMpa OOMpa OOMpa
OOMpa OOMpa OOMpa OOMpa
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Will his coffin have a handkerchief sticking out at just the proper angle for maximum style?

Body given to Disney and stuffed and mounted on the pirates ride?

Johnny Depp died?

;)

I'm having a stripper pole mounted over my grave, so all my exes will feel right at home if they ever make good on those promises.

My great aunt was an interesting lady and likewise didn't want a somber, mournful affair. She was a politician, a behind the scenes power broker type of politician who was well known around the DC area - back in the day when she was a bit younger.

One of her kids was a guy who helped build a trebuche for a NOVA special years ago. So he built a trebuche, they had a funeral party for her, everyone got loaded and they launched her ashes (that they poured into a watermelon first) into the forests of West Virginia that she loved so much.

Some of our relatives were horrified... But screw them, it was awesome and I'd be lucky to get a send off like that.

Quasar: Decorated by Tim Burton?

Surool: Funeral procession by Danny Elfman?

Thanks for that.

Eulogized by Helena Bonham Carter?

A rum cask. I get it. Because of all his Captain Morgan movies. Nice.

Well he always was a weird one. But we all love him for it.

I would like to be stuffed, and have strings attached to my limbs like a marionette so my kids could play with me.

groppet: Body given to Disney and stuffed and mounted on the pirates ride?

You mean that's not his body in PotC?

/Disappointed

I'm sure the health inspector would disapprove, but as long as I didn't die of an infectious disease, I've always figured the most efficient use of my corpse would be to be served as the meal at my wake.

Barring that possibility, being fed to wolves or bears would be ok to.

It's been done.



HA HA

RIP DEP

I'm getting a little tired of Depp name-dropping Thompson seemingly every chance he gets.

What's next? He's gonna dig up the body and suck the marrow from Thompson's bones?

/Approves...

I intend to be taken to Chuck Testa, positioned menacingly and placed in my dining room.

I'd drink it.

/would love a little Depp in me
//also whiskey

Angry Monkey: My wife is always threatening that in the case of my untimely death she would resurrect me as a bank robbing robot zombie. I can't tell if that is a good thing or bad. Discuss.



I guess it beats being brought back as a late night talk show sidekick.

I was expecting him to take after Admiral Nelson, and get pickled in a cask of rum. Then everybody could have a sip of him at the funeral.

LarryDan43: Will his coffin have a handkerchief sticking out at just the proper angle for maximum style?

Zing!