I'd take the reprimand rather than having to dig out sweaty, grimy guns from someone's various crevices.

Disciplinary action has been taken against sheriff's deputies Dennis Campbell and Robert Speakman, who failed to find the weapon during the search of a suspect, according to the report.

No problem. They can still get a job with the TSA.

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The dude was only 230, and his gut hung over his waste band? How short was this guy?

We haven't had a good fatty-bashing thread in a while.

I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!

The deputy described the 230-pound man as having a "big gut," which hung over his pants. Campbell said he did not "physically lift up his stomach" during the search.

At first I thought anyone could want to make that mistake. Then 230 pounds. That is not that heavy, unless the guy was on the lower side of five feet.

Both deputies are on three-month disciplinary probation and pending the results could face a three-day suspension without pay.

Their sheriff's department gets an A for their expectations of professionalism. Then again a gun cage could get other cops killed. Hope they are expect just as much if the mistake directly involves the general public.

spentmiles: I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!

...newsletter

Biafran?

I have to wonder why wanding or having the guy walk through a metal detector isn't standard policy. Not just for .38 snub noses hidden in the guy's fat rolls, but also for anything he is carrying rectally.

could someone make a photoshop of what a 230 pound man would look like IF his belly was so big it would fold down? I can't visualize it....nor am I really trying that hard.

Sheesh I'm around 360 (Down from 390 a couple of months ago) at 6'3 and I couldn't hide a snub nose gun without using duct tape. And that would be really uncomfortable having a piece of metal like that digging into me.

Thats one of the reasons they are so hard to kidnap...

thatboyoverthere: Sheesh I'm around 360 (Down from 390 a couple of months ago) at 6'3 and I couldn't hide a snub nose gun without using duct tape. And that would be really uncomfortable having a piece of metal like that digging into me.

Wait. I just reread the article. I could have easily hidden it like he did. But that would require the god damn barrel pointing at my junk..... HELL NO!

Subby's mom tried the same thing with an RPG in her snuke-wallet. They only caught her when it fell out...

this thread will be just fine and dandy without any pictures, please.

wait, strike that.

No effing pictures. That's an order.

and spentmiles: I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!

a newsletter subscription, please

spentmiles: I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!

You sound Republican !

...and THIN.

Hiding an AK-47



/So sorry, but it had to be done.

Pribar: No, no it didn't have to be done minnkat.

/However searching fat rolls deep enough to hide a farking gun in should be considered above and beyond the call of duty.

thats it!

Im getting battlefield 3.

spentmiles: I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!

Meh, we don't rule because we are fat. We are fat because WE RULE. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



//Mmm, Big red horse.... with a pineapple chutney. ssssllklurpp!

spentmiles

I look forward to the day that healthy people finally overthrow the money draining bags of shiat that refuse to take care of themselves. Smoke? Obese? Refuse to exercise? That will make you easier to catch. I envision a Planet of the Apes style round-up with me riding a big red horse as I swing a net over my head and trample fatties that fall beneath my earth shaking power. No more high taxes, no more high health insurance premiums, no more waiting in line at Dairy Queen. I can't wait to smell the sweet burning candles poured from their melted down bodies. To victory!


You sir are my new hero. I would be proud to ride with you. ON TO VICTORY!!!!

This is just a market for a new invention, One that you strap a fat person in and it tips them upside down.

Until such time as fatty fatty 2X4's are done away with I shall endeavour to exploit them by selling them eating pants.

Voluminous, comfy eating pants are what they need.

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Until such time as fatty fatty 2X4's are done away with I shall endeavour to exploit them by selling them eating pants.

Voluminous, comfy eating pants are what they need.

Maternity pants could work, just buy em and add 20 bucks to the price

minnkat: Hiding an AK-47

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/So sorry, but it had to be done.

Thanks...
Just found out that cheetos are a pain in the arse to get out of a keyboard...

And pics like that make me feel like I need to go to the gym

Both deputies are on three-month disciplinary probation and pending the results could face a three-day suspension without pay.

Anyone want to bet that the most serious thing these guys get is "hey don't do that again"?

Whatever you do don't search for "Ricardo Alfonso Cerna blip.tv"
It's a NSFW video of what happens when cops fail to search suspects they arrest.

But hey how were they to know Ricardo Alfonso was a threat? He was only arrested for shooting a cop.

// shame Ricardo didn't give the officer in that video a more direct lesson .

groppet: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Until such time as fatty fatty 2X4's are done away with I shall endeavour to exploit them by selling them eating pants.

Voluminous, comfy eating pants are what they need.

Maternity pants could work, just buy em and add 20 bucks to the price

Good call. I'll cut you in for a share of the profits.