Somone should hire this dude for a real job - great rap - and really funny!!

I'd probably buy whatever it is he's selling. It may be crap but the entertainment ain't bad

Funny guy. Most aren't though. Rule about door to door salesmen, whenever they say "hold this", or try to hand you something, never take it. They are taught to do that because they will continue talking while you try to hand it back.

Good evening sir, and let me introduce myself. I represent the Hi-Ho Silver Cleaning Company of Walla-Walla, Washington.

justadadX3: Somone should hire this dude for a real job - great rap - and really funny!!

I came in here ready to boast of how proud I would be to slam the door in another solicitor's face, but I gotta admit, I would've bought his entire stock and signed up for the premium service.

This guy is a real gem. As a software engineer, I'd love to have this guy around solely for our client meetings.

i want to buy a bottle from that guy right now

We had a man stop by our home with "Jolly Kleen" who cracked us up for about half an hour. I didn't have any cash on me, so I ended up driving to the store and hit an ATM, came back and bought some $40 cleaner. I have actually used it and it works just as well as it did in the demo.
What I really paid for, though was the entertainment. This man was hysterical.

I couldn't listen to more than a few seconds, what with all the racist slurs. Disgusting.

tardigrade: I couldn't listen to more than a few seconds, what with all the racist slurs. Disgusting.

scavenger: Funny guy. Most aren't though. Rule about door to door salesmen, whenever they say "hold this", or try to hand you something, never take it. They are taught to do that because they will continue talking while you try to hand it back., don't open the door.
FTFY

He gets bonus points for dodging the price question.

send him to my house. i'll buy right farkin now. great show man!

I'll admit, that pitch would have won me over, I'd have bought one. USDA, FDA and PETA - lol
He's amazingly quick - the product seems alright as well, but he's the reason people buy it.

One moment, I need to get a shovel. Mind you, if you're off the property before I get back, I won't have to use it.

scavenger: Funny guy. Most aren't though. Rule about door to door salesmen, whenever they say "hold this", or try to hand you something, never take it. They are taught to do that because they will continue talking while you try to hand it back.

Drop it on the floor then.

That was entertaining. Great comedic timing. Good luck to him and his standup!

No lie I bought stuff from that guy. I told him I didn't buy it for the product I bought it for his sales pitch. I told him he wouldn't be selling cleaning product door to door his whole life and come back and visit me when he makes it big... I hope he dose.

I'd buy a bottle just because of his enthusiasm and schtick. Someone needs to hire him to be an infomercial pitchman. He could be the next Mike Levy, Billy Mays or Sham-Wow guy.

/RIP, Mike and your amazing discoveries

I'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!

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Seriously though, that guy had some drive, he needs to sell something better than just cleaner.. which by the way seems to work pretty awesome.. I might have to buy a bottle.

I used to be like that at my old job.
I was doing my rap one day behind the counter and these two new customers in suits are eating it up and one guy says to me, "Man, you got spirit"!
and I'm like" I DON'T SELL AMWAY"!
so they left.

Some of it was pure genius, but I would have been all like, "man, no need to disparage black people to make me laugh." And I would insist on him doing his routine if he were at the door of Dr. Huxtable's house. :-)

I was worried he might actually be selling encyclopedias. That could have turned ugly really fast.

Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. You know, they can really do you wonders.

That guy was hilarious! On my monitor. Or on TV. But on my doorstep, he can fark the fark off. Anyone that talks that fast when trying to tell you something can FARK OFF.

Still, if he came up with that stuff by himself, he should be on TV, and if my comment gets him a couple more views, maybe he will be.

But I don't want him on my doorstep, not because he's black but because GET OFF MY DOORSTEP WHATEVER COLOR YOU ARE. I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR shiat.

Vacuum cleaner, for life!

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Not sure I would have bought the product, but I probably would have tried to hire him for my own company.

My mom bought this stuff, from this guy. She went on and on about what a nice, funny and polite man he was, and what a show he put on. She's very racist, and I'm sorry about that, but I've tried. (Note to all black people: Be really funny and put down other black people in front of older white people, and you'll sell the shiat out of anything.)

/Mom was the first class of kids to get integrated in her small school, and my grandma had made her a coat and hat, and told her to keep a close eye on it because the black kids would try to steal it.
//The second day of integration, a black girl pushed her down and stole her coat.
///And she probably deserved it, for being racist.
NOT cool story.

hamburgerhelper: My mom bought this stuff, from this guy. She went on and on about what a nice, funny and polite man he was, and what a show he put on. She's very racist, and I'm sorry about that, but I've tried. (Note to all black people: Be really funny and put down other black people in front of older white people, and you'll sell the shiat out of anything.)

/Mom was the first class of kids to get integrated in her small school, and my grandma had made her a coat and hat, and told her to keep a close eye on it because the black kids would try to steal it.
//The second day of integration, a black girl pushed her down and stole her coat.
///And she probably deserved it, for being racist.
NOT cool story.

Exactly, he's pandering to the "white privilege."

hamburgerhelper: My mom bought this stuff, from this guy. She went on and on about what a nice, funny and polite man he was, and what a show he put on. She's very racist, and I'm sorry about that, but I've tried. (Note to all black people: Be really funny and put down other black people in front of older white people, and you'll sell the shiat out of anything.)

/Mom was the first class of kids to get integrated in her small school, and my grandma had made her a coat and hat, and told her to keep a close eye on it because the black kids would try to steal it.
//The second day of integration, a black girl pushed her down and stole her coat.
///And she probably deserved it, for being racist.
NOT cool story.

So if you're racist, it's acceptable for black people to reinforce their stereotype by stealing your belongings..

Smagma: hamburgerhelper: My mom bought this stuff, from this guy. She went on and on about what a nice, funny and polite man he was, and what a show he put on. She's very racist, and I'm sorry about that, but I've tried. (Note to all black people: Be really funny and put down other black people in front of older white people, and you'll sell the shiat out of anything.)

/Mom was the first class of kids to get integrated in her small school, and my grandma had made her a coat and hat, and told her to keep a close eye on it because the black kids would try to steal it.
//The second day of integration, a black girl pushed her down and stole her coat.
///And she probably deserved it, for being racist.
NOT cool story.

So if you're racist, it's acceptable for black people to reinforce their stereotype by stealing your belongings..

I like to call it advanced punishment myself.

I regularly punch people in the dick. Why you ask?

Because everyone will eventually do something worthy of being punched in the dick for...I'm just getting that dickpunch out of the way.

I look at it this way: I'm doing them a HUGE favor. See, when they finally get around to doing that thing...the thing that begets the dickpunch...they won't have to ALSO deal with getting slammed in the junk.

I'm just a nice guy like that I guess.

Memoryalpha: One moment, I need to get a shovel. Mind you, if you're off the property before I get back, I won't have to use it.

I just open the door, let them see the 420 pounds of barking, angry dogs (who would more likely pee on the floor than bite anyone) and wave as they leave.

Lipo: Memoryalpha: One moment, I need to get a shovel. Mind you, if you're off the property before I get back, I won't have to use it.

I just open the door, let them see the 420 pounds of barking, angry dogs (who would more likely pee on the floor than bite anyone) and wave as they leave.

It cleans dog urine

+1 good seller

That guy could truly sell ice to an eskimo.

These guys are usually pretty good at "reading" the person who opens the door and adjusting their patter accordingly. If he acted to me like that I'd have shut the door immediately. Instead of almost immediately at best. That guy is well rehearsed, but not so funny.

Years ago, a nice young lady came to my door the same schpiel, we had a good time, a good laugh, had no money to buy the thing she was pushing so I invited her in to share the lunch I was cooking up.

we had a good time hanging out, eating some food, and digging on some music, and.. well, a few things led to other things, and she didn't make it to the rest of the houses in the neighborhood.

she was nice.. I really should've followed up on that phone number

$36 a bottle?!