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(Some Guy) Dumbass If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that   (wmur.com) divider line 80
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vudukungfu
2011-11-15 09:10:33 AM
Maybe he was cleaning two guns?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:13:32 AM
Mr. Hillson was actually cleaning and removing rounds from the firearm

While I'm not a gun expert, it is my understanding that there are other ways to remove rounds than by firing them.
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:16:59 AM
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to make sure the firearm is completely empty before cleaning it.
 
eeeleeet [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:25:57 AM
Was it double-barreled? Was my ex the one who had this 'accident'? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:52:15 AM
It was really dirty.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:03:25 AM
Yeah see I was cleaning the gun and it went off. Got her right in the leg. And she kind of laughed it off and was crawling her way to the bathroom going on about NO DON'T DO IT, LOL DON'T KILL ME in that funny way that we joke around and that's when it went off again. Right in her face.

Ok yes you might ask "what's with the writing in blood on the wall?" Ok, my favorite band just happens to be the F*CK C*NTS. And THAT B*TCH DESERVED TO DIE happens to be one of my favorite songs of theirs and...well I guess our definitions of what makes a good music fan are different. Let's agree to disagree.

Now I can totally explain what you're going to find in the basement. I've been collecting children's clothes all my life. Weird hobby to some, but to me? A passion.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:19:27 AM
While you're explaining how you shot yourself twice while cleaning your gun, can you also elaborate on the fact that the bullet holes are in your back?
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:35:19 AM
Well, I told her to quit bothering me. Then I had to tell her again. What more do you want?
 
dittybopper
2011-11-15 10:47:52 AM
If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that

Especially if the gun in question is a muzzleloader.
 
Pair-o-Dice
2011-11-15 10:47:57 AM
If she got two gunshot wounds, she didn't listen the first time.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:48:40 AM
hoping for a trifecta today.

*crosses fingers*
 
Trilithon
2011-11-15 10:49:33 AM
Rule #2: Double Tap
 
Jacobin
2011-11-15 10:50:48 AM
I can understand this. He was cleaning the gun, it accidentally went off and shot her and then she back-sassed him. The second shot was justifiable
 
Brick-House
2011-11-15 10:51:56 AM
Aarontology: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to make sure the firearm is completely empty before cleaning it.

and what better way to unload a gun than fireing into your wife?
 
Porous Horace
2011-11-15 10:53:22 AM
So? Just wipe it up or take a shower. Oh, *gun* shot ... nevermind, thought the headline was full of euphemisms.
 
Mad Scientist
2011-11-15 10:55:18 AM
dittybopper: If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that

Especially if the gun in question is a muzzleloader.

Black powder revolver. Instead of pulling the ball, it's much easier to put a cap on the chamber and fire it.
 
traylor
2011-11-15 10:56:34 AM
Isn't it a rule that you are not supposed to clean your gun in the kitchen?
 
Red Shirt Blues [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:56:54 AM
I wonder if her last words were, "Is the safety on?"
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-15 10:57:31 AM
traylor: Isn't it a rule that you are not supposed to clean your gun in the kitchen?

Danny you!
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-15 10:58:07 AM
Lol autocorrect
 
dittybopper
2011-11-15 11:02:06 AM
Mad Scientist: dittybopper: If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that

Especially if the gun in question is a muzzleloader.

Black powder revolver. Instead of pulling the ball, it's much easier to put a cap on the chamber and fire it.

Actually, it's easier to remove the nipples and push the loads out of the front of the cylinder with a brass rod, because you don't have to clean the gun afterwards. With a Remington style revolver, you can just replace a loaded cylinder with an unloaded one.

Or, you could use one of the fancy-shmancy CO2 thingies.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:02:57 AM
I find it a little.. odd.. that SHE was the one who called 911.

Her: "omg you shot me call 911"
Him: "OMG OMG OMG I SHOT YOU. OMG OMG"
Her: "shut up and call 911 you prick"
Him: "OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO. I CANT FIND THE 11 BUTTON"
Her: "give me the damn phone"
 
girljen
2011-11-15 11:04:02 AM
WARNING: Do not clean gun ballistically. Doing so greatly increases risk of injury or death.
 
Mad Scientist
2011-11-15 11:06:00 AM
dittybopper: Mad Scientist: dittybopper: If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that

Especially if the gun in question is a muzzleloader.

Black powder revolver. Instead of pulling the ball, it's much easier to put a cap on the chamber and fire it.

Actually, it's easier to remove the nipples and push the loads out of the front of the cylinder with a brass rod, because you don't have to clean the gun afterwards. With a Remington style revolver, you can just replace a loaded cylinder with an unloaded one.

Or, you could use one of the fancy-shmancy CO2 thingies.

Yes, yes, you're probably right. Easier. But not as fun.
Always wanted to try one of the CO2 gadjets, but wondered if they really worked.
 
Wheyfaring Stranger
2011-11-15 11:10:35 AM
Shoot me once, shame on you.

Shoot me twice, shame on me.


/Or is it "We won't get shot again?"
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-11-15 11:11:37 AM
He should be glad the cops got him before the game warden showed up (those guys don't fark around).

/wife-season doesn't start till January. Everyone knows that.
 
JPINFV
2011-11-15 11:15:23 AM
Isn't this one of the first rules of safe handling?

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cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:16:48 AM
JPINFV: Isn't this one of the first rules of safe handling?

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Just look at the kid. totally asking for it..
 
GameSprocket
2011-11-15 11:20:48 AM
It was hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died.
 
tedthebellhopp
2011-11-15 11:21:53 AM
Pretty simple answer, there was 2 in the chamber.
 
Noticeably F.A.T.
2011-11-15 11:30:37 AM
ZAZ: While I'm not a gun expert, it is my understanding that there are other ways to remove rounds than by firing them.

Well, yeah, I suppose. But those methods aren't nearly as entertaining.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:31:14 AM
tedthebellhopp: Pretty simple answer, there was 2 in the chamber.

i'd side with a shotgun wound. With enough distance wouldnt be hard to get an abdomen and a leg wound.
 
JPINFV
2011-11-15 11:37:36 AM
Noticeably F.A.T.: ZAZ: While I'm not a gun expert, it is my understanding that there are other ways to remove rounds than by firing them.

Well, yeah, I suppose. But those methods aren't nearly as entertaining.

That's why I always clear my firearms in random parking lots through a hole hidden in the trunk. The lulz are worth it when everyone else goes running.
 
atomic-age
2011-11-15 11:38:31 AM
cbackous: I find it a little.. odd.. that SHE was the one who called 911.

Her: "omg you shot me call 911"
Him: "OMG OMG OMG I SHOT YOU. OMG OMG"
Her: "shut up and call 911 you prick"
Him: "OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO. I CANT FIND THE 11 BUTTON"
Her: "give me the damn phone"

This was my thought as well. It wasn't enough to shoot her TWICE, but she had to be the one to call for help.
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 11:41:22 AM
What if you play a game of drunken William Tell with your wife that ends with you shooting her in the head?

/Then you'd be William S. Burroughs.
 
Lone Star Tarheel
2011-11-15 11:47:47 AM
Thank God we don't have gun control laws in this country. Otherwise her safety might be in danger.
 
treesloth
2011-11-15 11:48:36 AM
Seriously? How does a woman manage to burn dinner twice?
 
stevarooni
2011-11-15 11:58:38 AM
Lone Star Tarheel: Thank God we don't have gun control laws in this country. Otherwise her safety might be in danger.

Aside from disarming the man entirely, how would gun control laws have eliminated this? Outlawing any gun capable of firing a second shot? *confused*
 
Kanemano
2011-11-15 12:03:35 PM
not to mention she had to get up off the floor and call 911 herself, because he had to start the cleaning over again.
 
bk3k
2011-11-15 12:06:33 PM
(after the first shot)
shiat! Now this gun needs cleaned again!
(second shot fired)
 
Pair-o-Dice
2011-11-15 12:11:49 PM
He missed her sooooo much. Then his aim got better.
 
PsyLord
2011-11-15 12:15:05 PM
For some reason, it made me think of this movie:

filmjournal.net
 
ZeroKnightRaiden
2011-11-15 12:38:11 PM
♪I'm cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, I'm cleaning my gun with the safety off on a cold and frosty-♪[shoots]
 
danno_to_infinity
2011-11-15 12:59:10 PM
oh, cry me a river, it's just a flesh wound. I've told you not to stand in front of me when I'm cleaning me guns. Now the damn thing's dirty again. Stop your whining, it's not like you're going to get shot twic *blam* oh, shiat. here, take the phone, you better call 911 and get that looked at, it's kind of nasty this time
 
CantConfirmOrDeny [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 01:03:10 PM
You know, they always tell us the perp's BAC when they get pulled over for DUI. They should tell us that with these kinds of stories, too.
 
MythDragon
2011-11-15 01:27:08 PM

Gina Hillson, 49, was found with gunshot wounds to her abdomen and leg

Read more: http://www.wmur.com/news/29765470/detail.html#ixzz1dneeCAx7
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I don't think thats how a double feed works....

"Hey Barry, just keep cramming bullets in there, and then you can fire them all at once! HA! ATF auto-fire restrictions my ass!"
 
MythDragon
2011-11-15 01:35:10 PM
He was one bullet short.

club.quizkerala.com
/Mozambique Drill FTW.
 
Chevello
2011-11-15 01:38:09 PM
"Major crimes van"? Is that like the Candy Van for gun nuts?
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 01:43:06 PM
Chevello: "Major crimes van"? Is that like the Candy Van for gun nuts?

That's his rank and name: Major Crimes
 
defiancecp
2011-11-15 01:51:05 PM
Subby:
If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that.

Article:
Police said her husband, Mark Hillson, 44, was responsible for her injuries, but they believe it was accidental.

Or maybe they won't.
 
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