taco bell drive thru has been taking a lot of heat lately

I have actually rolled up to the Wendy's drive through at midnight.

Got a laugh from the people there.

Also got my food.

If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

the employees refused to serve Harvey because company policy doesn't allow service in the drive thru to anyone not in a vehicle.

So the woman is mentally disabled as well as physically? All she had to do was not move from the drive-in window and when the police arrived ask them to ask the employees why they were not serving her. Once they gave the above, she then asks the police if he could arrest her for DUI if she was drunk at that moment. Once he says yes loud enough for the the employees to hear, she should then tell them that a professional who has had more training to be able to identify what exactly constitutes a vehicle than any Taco Bell employee has ever had has just identified her chair as a vehicle and to give her the goddam burrito and STFU.

BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

rebelyell2006: BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

Well, if you don't have legs, then you definately don't need to eat at Taco Bell. How the hell are you going to run the shiatter later on?

rebelyell2006: BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

I wonder if her name was Cansuelo

rebelyell2006: BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

She's from Indiana. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a fat fark. If she does indeed have no legs, it's because she ate them.

Benjimin_Dover: rebelyell2006: BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

Well, if you don't have legs, then you definitely don't need to eat at Taco Bell. How the hell are you going to run the shiatter later on?

Colostomy bag? That's how people with translumbar amputations function, since they have no anus.

rebelyell2006: Benjimin_Dover: Well, if you don't have legs, then you definitely don't need to eat at Taco Bell. How the hell are you going to run the shiatter later on?

Colostomy bag? That's how people with translumbar amputations function, since they have no anus.

Taco Bell's burritos are the only food that looks the same before you eat it as it does after.

BurnShrike: rebelyell2006: Benjimin_Dover: Well, if you don't have legs, then you definitely don't need to eat at Taco Bell. How the hell are you going to run the shiatter later on?

Colostomy bag? That's how people with translumbar amputations function, since they have no anus.

Taco Bell's burritos are the only food that looks the same before you eat it as it does after.

That's not true. American light beers look the same before and after processing.

Grables'Daughter: BurnShrike: She's from Indiana. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a fat fark.

Hey now...

Don't worry, if you go to Taco Bell frequently then you could be a fat fark too.

rebelyell2006: Benjimin_Dover: rebelyell2006: BurnShrike: If you're so farking fat you can't walk in to the Taco Bell, you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell.

Well, the article doesn't state what's wrong with the person. At 26, she could be fat enough to require a rascal. Or she could have some sort of spinal injury. Or a lack of legs.

Well, if you don't have legs, then you definitely don't need to eat at Taco Bell. How the hell are you going to run the shiatter later on?

Colostomy bag? That's how people with translumbar amputations function, since they have no anus.

But where is the enjoyment factor in that? There are a few things that you feel better afterwards. Taking a good healthy dump is one of them.

Now I understand that some people may be like my friend's mother back in High School. She was almost 50 and had not taken a normal crap in decades. Every single night at 7:30PM like clockwork, (Jeapardy was starting) she would go upstairs with a full pot of freshly brewed coffee and you would never see her again. 5 mintues later, we broke out the 12 pack of beer, fryinig pan, and the steak knife and drank it. I was nervous that we would get caught until she told me what her mother was doing up there with that coffee of with which I was under the impression that she was drinking.

So, my original statement stands. If you have no legs, you don't need to eat Taco Bell. It's just a waste of precious resources.

Grables'Daughter: BurnShrike: She's from Indiana. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a fat fark.

Hey now...

I will have to say that I have not been to a lot of places in Indiana but I was in Indianappolis in around '91 or '92. Going to the mall was eye opening. I had never seen so many really hot chicks in one place. It was definately not a mixture of women with a normal ugly/average/hot ratio going on. And the number of them walking around with the ugliest of dudes really astounded me. I deduced that the population there was somehow scewed and that I should consider moving.


/Is P.T.'s still there?

Sin_City_Superhero: rebelyell2006: Colostomy bag? That's how people with translumbar amputations function, since they have no anus.

No anus? How do you have anal sex with them? Do you have to fark the colostomy bag?

Yes.

Wheeling the chair close enough to the sink so you can hold the bag over it in case of breakage is suggested.

Should have tried Wendys

Or KFC

Benjimin_Dover: the employees refused to serve Harvey because company policy doesn't allow service in the drive thru to anyone not in a vehicle.

So the woman is mentally disabled as well as physically? All she had to do was not move from the drive-in window and when the police arrived ask them to ask the employees why they were not serving her. Once they gave the above, she then asks the police if he could arrest her for DUI if she was drunk at that moment. Once he says yes loud enough for the the employees to hear, she should then tell them that a professional who has had more training to be able to identify what exactly constitutes a vehicle than any Taco Bell employee has ever had has just identified her chair as a vehicle and to give her the goddam burrito and STFU.

Something about those premise liability lawsuits when some drunk thinks it will be funny to push a scooter with his car and they get injured. Or that 2" gap in the pavement that a car never feels but will flip over a wheelchair.

/this is America
//you know it will happen
///probably already has

Benjimin_Dover: Every single night at 7:30PM like clockwork, (Jeapardy was starting) she would go upstairs with a full pot of freshly brewed coffee and you would never see her again. 5 mintues later, we broke out the 12 pack of beer, fryinig pan, and the steak knife and drank it.

Now that's some good LOLWUT

I have walked into a number of fast food places and it just occurred to me that despite the ramps those doors are not the most handicapped accessible entrances. The handles are hip high, somewhat heavy to pull and you have a narrow corridor to open yet another door of the same heft. I wouldn't blame anyone with a chair who'd prefer the drive thru to the general entrance.

/She still sounds fat though

Grables'Daughter: Okay, I'm from Elkhart, and I just went through that drive through last night.

Now Fark is hitting way too close to home for me.


I can't believe this!

You living in Elkhart shatters my entire universe.

You're supposed to be from somewhere exotic and beautiful, not Elkhart.....

/Lives in "The Hole"
//Wishes there was a Taco Bell downtown

Bacontastesgood: Benjimin_Dover: Every single night at 7:30PM like clockwork, (Jeapardy was starting) she would go upstairs with a full pot of freshly brewed coffee and you would never see her again. 5 mintues later, we broke out the 12 pack of beer, fryinig pan, and the steak knife and drank it.

Now that's some good LOLWUT

I'm still trying to figure out what the frying pan and the steak knife have to do with the 12 pack of beer...

FTA: company policy doesn't allow service in the drive thru to anyone not in a vehicle.

"in a vehicle" - So I guess that leaves out motorcyclists.

/inconsistent company policy is...inconsistent

lajimi: Sumption estimated that his repairs would cost up to $325, the police report estimated total damage at around $1,500.

Cop math strikes again.

/shakes tiny fist

Grables'Daughter: Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: Grables'Daughter: Okay, I'm from Elkhart, and I just went through that drive through last night.

Now Fark is hitting way too close to home for me.


I can't believe this!

You living in Elkhart shatters my entire universe.

You're supposed to be from somewhere exotic and beautiful, not Elkhart.....

/Lives in "The Hole"

Really?

Yeah.....

And, no, I don't do meth.

Grables'Daughter
Okay, I'm from Elkhart, and I just went through that drive through last night.

Now Fark is hitting way too close to home for me.

Hey, I used to live in Elkhart and I don't remember any Taco Bell . . . . .

Elkhart, Kansas that is.

Benjimin_Dover: the employees refused to serve Harvey because company policy doesn't allow service in the drive thru to anyone not in a vehicle.

So the woman is mentally disabled as well as physically? All she had to do was not move from the drive-in window and when the police arrived ask them to ask the employees why they were not serving her. Once they gave the above, she then asks the police if he could arrest her for DUI if she was drunk at that moment. Once he says yes loud enough for the the employees to hear, she should then tell them that a professional who has had more training to be able to identify what exactly constitutes a vehicle than any Taco Bell employee has ever had has just identified her chair as a vehicle and to give her the goddam burrito and STFU.

golf clap

Ceiling Moran: Bacontastesgood: Benjimin_Dover: Every single night at 7:30PM like clockwork, (Jeapardy was starting) she would go upstairs with a full pot of freshly brewed coffee and you would never see her again. 5 mintues later, we broke out the 12 pack of beer, fryinig pan, and the steak knife and drank it.

Now that's some good LOLWUT

I'm still trying to figure out what the frying pan and the steak knife have to do with the 12 pack of beer...

This. What the hell?

Grables'Daughter: nstutsman: Grables'Daughter: The odd thing is that it was raining here last night... so she went through the drive through in a wheelchair in the rain?

ftfa: A late night food run turned into a bizarre incident at the Taco Bell on Cassopolis Street early Sunday morning. Elkhart Police were called to the restaurant around 1:30 a.m.

Elkhart weather from Sunday night (new window)

I think I found your problem...

Yeah, I thought that this was from last night.

I fail.

/looks down at feet

It's ok, we understand. After all, you're from Elkhart.

/Former Elkhartian.
//ECHS '88

Isildur: Ceiling Moran: Bacontastesgood: Benjimin_Dover: Every single night at 7:30PM like clockwork, (Jeapardy was starting) she would go upstairs with a full pot of freshly brewed coffee and you would never see her again. 5 mintues later, we broke out the 12 pack of beer, fryinig pan, and the steak knife and drank it.

Now that's some good LOLWUT

I'm still trying to figure out what the frying pan and the steak knife have to do with the 12 pack of beer...

This. What the hell?

I'm guessing the knife is for shotgunning the beer. The frying pan though must be for flair?

Grables'Daughter: Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: Grables'Daughter: Okay, I'm from Elkhart, and I just went through that drive through last night.

Now Fark is hitting way too close to home for me.


I can't believe this!

You living in Elkhart shatters my entire universe.

You're supposed to be from somewhere exotic and beautiful, not Elkhart.....

/Lives in "The Hole"
//Wishes there was a Taco Bell downtown

This makes me wonder how many Farkers are from Elkhart, IN.

Not Elkhart, but South Bend here. I'd be too afraid to go to any Taco Bells for 4th meal....

Grables'Daughter: Benjimin_Dover: Grables'Daughter: BurnShrike: She's from Indiana. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a fat fark.

Hey now...

I will have to say that I have not been to a lot of places in Indiana but I was in Indianappolis in around '91 or '92. Going to the mall was eye opening. I had never seen so many really hot chicks in one place. It was definately not a mixture of women with a normal ugly/average/hot ratio going on. And the number of them walking around with the ugliest of dudes really astounded me. I deduced that the population there was somehow scewed and that I should consider moving.


/Is P.T.'s still there?

P.T.'s?

Not sure what that is.

Is it in Elkhart?



Still here in Indy
/hot like the ecdysiasts therein

Good thing the Taco Bell wasn't in a tall building. Link (new window)

worked well for the guy who wanted to get on the elevator
Link (new window)

I'm guessing that woman was madder than fish grease too.

/Too obscure even for Fark?

Mattix: Grables'Daughter:
This makes me wonder how many Farkers are from Elkhart, IN.

Not Elkhart, but South Bend here. I'd be too afraid to go to any Taco Bells for 4th meal....


I'm guessing there are quite a bit from South Bend, but not many from Elkhart.

Hopefully we find out in this thread.

It'd be sweet if there's enough for a party, but I'd be surprised if there's even enough for a game of euchre.....