Pics of your kids in your profile?
Talking about requiring honesty?
All caps?
Only a face shot and more chins than a Hong Kong phone book?
Mentions religion more than 0 times in your profile?
I'm hitting the next button on all of those.

I could go on. . . .

Post one flattering face pic and show me your flat tummy.
That and proof of lack of STDs, and homeownership might get us started.

ginandbacon: I don't think men understand the kinds of meta-analysis most of us are capable of conducting in 3 seconds in person or with 5 words online. It's kind of scary.

I don't need any seconds or words. People (though in my case women as those are the profiles I read) are big liars.

You'd better be able to write coherently. I don't mind a few misspellings, a clunky thought here and there, but illiteracy is a big turn-off.

OTOH, I can have a long email correspondence with someone and never really feel like I know who they are. You have to meet them.
That on-line dating stuff--it just doesn't work too well.

Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

Not true, unless you're fat. And that's just my personal preference.

Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

Your Zionist Leader: miss diminutive: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

But skulls and arms are cool, right?

On a Jolly Roger, sure. In a basement? Unless it's on that can of varnish, then no.

miss diminutive: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

So is it ok if i have them in the freezers in the garage then?

My suggestion:

Be more attractive.

prose and cons

So they're looking at our writing styles... and whether we have a criminal records?

/I'm not getting a date, am I?

What about bodies in the garden? It kinda messes with the root vegetables, but the tomatoes are superb.

RedEmily: My suggestion:

Be more attractive.

That's what I tell my buddies. If you want a woman who is this, this and this. You should be her equal. That goes for the women, too.

/of course, higher in one category can compensate for lower in another.

vudukungfu: Pics of your kids in your profile?
Talking about requiring honesty?
All caps?
Only a face shot and more chins than a Hong Kong phone book?
Mentions religion more than 0 times in your profile?
I'm hitting the next button on all of those.

I could go on. . . .

Post one flattering face pic and show me your flat tummy.
That and proof of lack of STDs, and homeownership might get us started.

RedEmily: My suggestion:

Be more attractive.

Easy for *you* to say.

SurfaceTension: The last blind date my friend set me up on

What is this? The 1980s?

miss diminutive: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

What if it's only one or two torsos?

Arkanaut: prose and cons

So they're looking at our writing styles... and whether we have a criminal records?

/I'm not getting a date, am I?

Don't date women who speak English.

RexTalionis:
But reincarnation takes so long.

But because of your suffering in this life, you will be studly in the next one.

That's why I'm going to be Angelina Jolie in my next life.

miss diminutive: This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

I knew it. *grumbles and goes off to change his profile pic*

Don't be fat - it's a deal breaker even for other fat people.

"Is that how you met your husband?"

"God, no. We were introduced through friends like normal people."

RexTalionis: RedEmily: My suggestion:

Be more attractive.

But reincarnation takes so long.

Or try being less unattractive.

ginandbacon: RedEmily: My suggestion:

Be more attractive.

Or more confident.

And funny.

AnubisMan: Don't be fat - it's a deal breaker even for other fat people.

That's deep.

Cincinnati Kid: miss diminutive: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

What if it's only one or two torsos?

I tend to follow a strict no-torso policy when dating. Although from the looks of this thread I might be limiting my options somewhat.

miss diminutive: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

This. When I look at someone's profile pic I always think to myself "Is this the face of a man who could have several torsos in his basement?". If the answer is yes or maybe, then click away.

Several meaning three or more right? Two would be fine then.

namatad: Rev. Skarekroe: Well, first they look at the pics and then immediately click away if they don't like what they see.
Men and women aren't THAT different.

but WOMEN expect to not be treated as objects? why??
oh right, they are only interested in men for their minds.

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I don't think anyone said that. But you can't dispute the fact that we have to be attracted and/or have a physical connection to someone.

uber humper: Arkanaut: prose and cons

So they're looking at our writing styles... and whether we have a criminal records?

/I'm not getting a date, am I?

Don't date women who speak English.

?Como se dice "blowjob"?

RedEmily: But you can't dispute the fact that we have to be attracted and/or have a physical connection to someone.

No way. You should fall in love with a fat, Cheetos-stained gamer because, deep down, he's really a nice guy. Honestly. I mean, he obviously loves his mother since he still lives with her. How's that for dedication to your family?