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Headline would have worked a lot better if Pink were black. Apologies for any chromatic faux pas. Just saying.

This got greenlit? Subby I've seen some great fark headlines.. this ain't it.

Hey mods.. have some coffee before hitting the boards in the morning.

Can I just say that I've always found her to be unconventionally attractive?

It's just way too bad about her sister Stink.

PirateKing: It's just way too bad about her sister Stink.

We can put one in her, too..

SmackLT: 3steps: This got greenlit? Subby I've seen some great fark headlines.. this ain't it.

Hey mods.. have some coffee before hitting the boards in the morning.

You must have a lot of experience submitting really good headlines.

/not subby, but thrilled that you're giving submitting advice

Dude.. I don't even write headlines... do you see tf next to my name?

Obviously it worked for him... I just think it's lame. You on the other hand must share his somewhat disgusting taste in slang words.

Pink is a big dude. If she wants more kids, she will farking take them.

And there we go. Another creative, energetic youth taken over by our animal DNA program. Another breeder.

Quantum Apostrophe: And there we go. Another creative, energetic youth taken over by our animal DNA program. Another breeder.

No need to be spiteful just because no one in their right mind would breed with you.

As for Pink, I'd help impregnate her however many times she wanted.

SmackLT: You don't need to be TF to write headlines, or to get them approved. I guess I was just surprised at your extreme reaction to what I thought was a pretty harmless headline.

/Not TF
//40 approved headlines
///not subby either

PizzaJedi81: Can I just say that I've always found her to be unconventionally attractive?

I don't which is odd because I dig trashy women. I think it's the white trashiness that turns me off.

She wears the underwear with the dickhole in them.

Can we please stop this stupid baby society?

Pink and her ilk are the reason teenagers see having babies as a glamorous practice. Every tabloid loves a baby. Then they get older. No one likes them then.

/I had a point, but lost it

Jake Havechek: She wears the underwear with the dickhole in them.

In middle school they used to call that "easy access."

Can YOU do a cirque-du-soleil style acrobatic routine suspended from silk scarves?

No?

Didn't think so.


// thinks she was pretty hot in that "Lady Marmalade" video back when

Heres my opinion of Pink. Of all the bubble gum pop kids to come out of that era she actually has talent. Sure her first album was crappy but the subsequent ones have been pretty good. She is attractive and she seems to have her head on straight. I watched her behind the music and she is by far less crazy than a lot of artists out there.

/No one cares
//I would so help her on way to having more kids
//By penising her

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In middle school they used to call that "easy access."

Jerry Sandusky, is that you?

Dear God, look at those sharp knees.











*sigh* I will take the bullet and impregnate her, no need to thank me.

3steps: This got greenlit? Subby I've seen some great fark headlines.. this ain't it.

Hey mods.. have some coffee before hitting the boards in the morning.

And from your profile Submitted links approved: None

Also came to say the headline sucks.

And i don't have any approved links, either, but i don't give a shiat.

Bag of Hammers: Dear God, look at those sharp knees.

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*sigh* I will take the bullet and impregnate her, no need to thank me.

Get in line my friend.