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(CNN) Scary Russian historian caught with 29 female corpses dressed as dolls in his apartment. That's Psycho   (cnn.com) divider line 70
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foo monkey
2011-11-15 07:25:09 AM
Old news. So exciting.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-11-15 07:26:19 AM
That would make the best episode of Hoarders ever.
 
dittybopper
2011-11-15 07:27:46 AM
Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-15 07:28:46 AM
How do you stand all the nagging of 29 women in your apartment?

Make sure they're corpses.
 
stirfrybry
2011-11-15 07:33:06 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

+1
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:35:11 AM
BurnShrike: How do you stand all the nagging of 29 women in your apartment?

Make sure they're corpses.

Yeah, but who wants to deal with "WHERE ARE MY BRAAAAAINS!?? YOU WERE GOING TO GO GET ME SOME BRRRAAAAAIIINSSS!??! I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHY I MARRIED SUCH A BRAAAAAAAIIIINLESS IDIOT! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT!"
 
Alonjar
2011-11-15 07:36:40 AM
The suspect faces charges of desecrating dead bodies and their burial sites, a crime punishable by up to three months in jail or a year of correctional labor.

3 months or a year of "correctional labor"? I has questions about this.
 
Barricaded Gunman
2011-11-15 07:41:12 AM
Authorities say the man also stole clothes from the graves when he took the bodies.

Well of course he took their clothes from the graves, too... what was he gonna do, strip 'em down right there in the cemetery? What kind of weirdo does that?
 
best costume for the day
2011-11-15 07:42:06 AM
Why is no one Russian to get out of there?
 
Pharmdawg
2011-11-15 07:45:36 AM
He must have missed his mummy.

/oblig
 
sseye
2011-11-15 07:45:50 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

*shakes fist*
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2011-11-15 07:45:55 AM
kwame is Russian?
 
ripple123
2011-11-15 07:47:37 AM
undeads just fundead without the f
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:48:10 AM
I'm sure he'll change everything to make his story seem believable. Revisionist!
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-11-15 07:49:36 AM
He just wanted to crack open a cold one.
 
SeedFreak [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:50:47 AM
ripple123: undeads just fundead without the f

LOL
 
bobsuncle
2011-11-15 07:52:59 AM
Historian likes the recently past.
 
ForMadmenOnly
2011-11-15 07:53:14 AM
On the next episode of Hoarders...
 
octopied
2011-11-15 07:53:50 AM
Count Von Cossel (goole him) massively outdone here
 
SeedFreak [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:54:50 AM
Well, I'm actually very curious about this--how did he dry these people out, was he burying them in a tub of borax and baking soda? Or is he like most people living in an apartment complex with too much heat in the winter, I know that tends to dry out my skin.
 
Kentucky Fried Children
2011-11-15 07:56:04 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

Hahahaha +1 if I could
 
octopied
2011-11-15 07:56:09 AM
...as sick as this is, at least it appears they were already dead when he found them. This is obviously better than capturing women and keeping them hostage until they die.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-15 07:56:59 AM
octopied: This is obviously better than capturing women and keeping them hostage until they die.

Or as Farkers call it, "marriage"
 
LarryDan43
2011-11-15 08:04:00 AM
Cold packin?

t3.gstatic.com
 
ElPollotonto
2011-11-15 08:04:07 AM
What's his Fark handle and when is the last time he posted in the Politics thread?
 
marius2 [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:06:19 AM
Alonjar: The suspect faces charges of desecrating dead bodies and their burial sites, a crime punishable by up to three months in jail or a year of correctional labor.

3 months or a year of "correctional labor"? I has questions about this.

Yeah that is a bit harsh.
 
Cormee
2011-11-15 08:06:57 AM
octopied: ...as sick as this is, at least it appears they were already dead when he found them. This is obviously better than capturing women and keeping them hostage until they die.

Not as much fun though
 
SBinRR
2011-11-15 08:08:17 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

Excellent.
 
mauve'bib [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:08:37 AM
I wonder if correctional labor includes grave digging.
 
jagec
2011-11-15 08:13:56 AM
BurnShrike: octopied: This is obviously better than capturing women and keeping them hostage until they die.

Or as Farkers call it, "marriage"

No, that's the practice of capturing men and keeping them hostage until they die.
 
Arkanaut
2011-11-15 08:20:28 AM
Be sure always to call it please, "research"
 
macross87
2011-11-15 08:33:33 AM
kwame?
 
black_knight
2011-11-15 08:35:04 AM
Wanted for questioning:
images.wikia.com
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2011-11-15 08:38:36 AM
best costume for the day: Why is no one Russian to get out of there?

We've been Putin it off for a while. Ivan looking at the flights and they're all Terrible. Maybe we can Chevkhov here soon, but it's a Tsar cry.
 
ctghostman [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:40:23 AM
If only he dressed them differently..
 
Gonz [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:42:18 AM
That dude needs to clean his place. Seriously, that's awful housekeeping.
 
firemothicc
2011-11-15 08:45:12 AM
This guy sounds Deranged.

/Ezra cobb wanted for questioning.
//Please don't be obscure.
 
Javacrucian [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 08:45:35 AM
img.photobucket.com

You can save them. Rescue them from their cold, dark prisons.
Free them. Bring them here, make them pretty again.
They will love you. They will be yours . . .

/fun times in Nizhny Novgorod
 
loki see loki do
2011-11-15 08:58:52 AM
octopied: Count Von Cossel (goole him) massively outdone here

Ghoul him?

Sicko.
 
Hawnkee
2011-11-15 09:08:42 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

Hmmm...Russian nesting zombies. They might make an appearance in my next D&D game night.
 
Deathfrogg
2011-11-15 09:09:45 AM
Soak 'em in hot water for a day and they're practically good as new...
 
Porous Horace
2011-11-15 09:34:41 AM
Imagine my disappointment in finding out that he wasn't operating a brothel.
 
LewDux
2011-11-15 09:42:42 AM
Sensitiveborderarea: No surprise. I've noticed that college professors sometimes tend to be a bit odd.

Only every second
 
Salem Witch [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:54:15 AM
Barricaded Gunman: Authorities say the man also stole clothes from the graves when he took the bodies.

Well of course he took their clothes from the graves, too... what was he gonna do, strip 'em down right there in the cemetery? What kind of weirdo does that?

Came here to say that.

Good job.
 
Wolfy
2011-11-15 10:19:47 AM
Dad?
 
Broktun
2011-11-15 10:28:10 AM
Better than keeping zombies in a barn.

WTF
 
Void_Beavis
2011-11-15 10:33:19 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

Dammit now everyone in the office is staring at me.

+1
 
veracosa
2011-11-15 10:35:56 AM
Deathfrogg: Soak 'em in hot water for a day and they're practically good as new...

BWA-hahaha!
nice one!

/oh, and ewwwwww
 
acomenzo
2011-11-15 10:36:00 AM
Sensitiveborderarea: No surprise. I've noticed that college professors sometimes tend to be a bit odd.

Only every second


You mean every *other* second
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2011-11-15 10:36:32 AM
dittybopper: Police initially thought it was just a single corpse, but when they autopsied the one they found, there was another corpse inside it, and another corpse inside that one, and so on.

Three other people have already said +1 so mine wouldn't mean much. Therefore, I'm going to say -3 and then +4. Now you have your +1 and I, my sense of self relevancy.
 
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