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(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing PTC says that Howard Stern shouldn't be hired to judge America's Got Talent. I think I speak for everyone when I say that it's obvious that the best course of action here is to hire Howard Stern   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 44
More: Amusing, America's Got Talent, Parents Television Council, NBC, Playboy Club, Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, Tim Winter  
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Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 07:10:27 AM
Stop it. He would be just fine.
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-15 08:07:45 AM
I welcome it.
Sometimes I get stuck watching it at the neighbor's house.
At least it would be suddenly entertaining.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-15 08:42:39 AM
Which choice will bring about the destruction of the whole Realty-Talent Show genre? 'Cause, that's my choice.
 
enry
2011-11-15 09:05:07 AM
vudukungfu: I welcome it.
Sometimes I get stuck watching it at the neighbor's house.
At least it would be suddenly entertaining.

What do you do when the neighbors pull the shades down?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:22:09 AM
If you're a socialist and you oppose the PTC, you're just a hypocrite who wants all the alleged benefits of socialism with none of the costs. The socialist world is full of PTCs. We have one here in semi-capitalist America because of the semi-socialist control of the FCC.
 
PruneTracy
2011-11-15 09:22:36 AM
Literally the only thing that would ever make me watch one of those stupid shows.
 
nakedcritic
2011-11-15 09:25:49 AM
So, how exactly is the guy who likes boobies worse than the womanizing former judge who made his millions on a TV show about boobies, or the former host who made his millions getting rednecks to fight and/or show their boobies?

/Baba Booey to y'all
 
The Homer Tax
2011-11-15 09:32:34 AM
He'd fit right in with their theme of judges who were last relevant 15 years ago.
 
bravian
2011-11-15 09:34:39 AM
Ticks off the PTC? I'm all for it.

/still won't watch the show
//or listen to Howard Stern
 
bravian
2011-11-15 09:35:51 AM
SnakeMan: If you're a socialist and you oppose the PTC, you're just a hypocrite who wants all the alleged benefits of socialism with none of the costs. The socialist world is full of PTCs. We have one here in semi-capitalist America because of the semi-socialist control of the FCC.

2/10

/turn off your spell checker next time
 
FinFangFark
2011-11-15 09:37:15 AM
Yeah...

Right To Censor needs to be beaten up again.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 09:43:11 AM
Meanwhile, the outrage over Nancy Grace's nipslip continu.... oh wait.
 
Towermonkey
2011-11-15 09:54:45 AM
Hoo hoo, you know, Robin, I invented America's Got Talent, hoo hoo.

/obligatory
 
Gordon Bennett
2011-11-15 09:57:31 AM
SnakeMan: If you're a socialist and you oppose the PTC, you're just a hypocrite who wants all the alleged benefits of socialism with none of the costs. The socialist world is full of PTCs. We have one here in semi-capitalist America because of the semi-socialist control of the FCC.

www.agileproductdesign.com
 
BalugaJoe
2011-11-15 09:57:58 AM
Will Robin laugh when he makes jokes about a negro.
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-11-15 09:58:55 AM
Just a general question:

Every damn time we see half a boob on TV, there are all these parents groups coming out of the woodwork to yell and scream about protecting our children. Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?
 
Cletus C.
2011-11-15 10:04:34 AM
Orgasmatron138: Just a general question:

Every damn time we see half a boob on TV, there are all these parents groups coming out of the woodwork to yell and scream about protecting our children. Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?

OK I get it. If you don't like Howard Stern you must like pedos. Makes sense to me.

I think I am going to be physiaclly ill.
 
monoski
2011-11-15 10:17:33 AM
Orgasmatron138: Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?

Aimed at the guy who turned him in. See death threat articles. Sad
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-11-15 10:20:11 AM
monoski: Orgasmatron138: Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?

Aimed at the guy who turned him in. See death threat articles. Sad

Seriously, it is more than sad, it's disgusting.
 
coeyagi
2011-11-15 10:55:13 AM
Orgasmatron138: monoski: Orgasmatron138: Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?

Aimed at the guy who turned him in. See death threat articles. Sad

Seriously, it is more than sad, it's disgusting.

"Soulless ginger" is the resounding theme of those threads. Yeah, because if there's one thing I think of when I see someone whistleblowing a kid-toucher, it's soulless.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:59:49 AM
A radio personality whose show reeks of desperation joining a TV show chock full of desperate acts? Perfect union!
 
CoolHandFluke
2011-11-15 11:26:22 AM
Cletus C.: Orgasmatron138: Just a general question:

Every damn time we see half a boob on TV, there are all these parents groups coming out of the woodwork to yell and scream about protecting our children. Where the hell is the outrage from these groups on behalf of the children who were actually physiaclly harmed by Jerry Sandusky?

OK I get it. If you don't like Howard Stern you must like pedos. Makes sense to me.

I think I am going to be physiaclly ill.


lolwut?
 
PsyLord
2011-11-15 11:30:49 AM
People still listen to/watch Howard Stern?
 
bottsicus
2011-11-15 11:45:14 AM
"Stern is a big fan of the talent competition and is eager to be involved in the show. He would share judging duties with Sharon Osbourne and relative newcomer Howie Mandel, who replaced David Hasselhoff in 2010."

So, the subtitle to America's Got Talent should be: "But our Judges Don't"?
 
monoski
2011-11-15 11:48:21 AM
bottsicus: So, the subtitle to America's Got Talent should be: "But our Judges Don't"?

How about America's Got Talent should be: "But our Judges have made millions without it"
 
Skarekrough
2011-11-15 11:59:37 AM
Apos: A radio personality whose show reeks of desperation joining a TV show chock full of desperate acts? Perfect union!

We here in Marketing call it "building synergy!"

/not really in Marketing
 
FerneJohn
2011-11-15 12:02:25 PM
PsyLord: People still listen to/watch Howard Stern?

Where the hell have you been? His Tony Bennett interview made headlines and a couple threads on Fark, his Lady Gaga interview did the same, and so did remarks about Herman Cain. Between those and this, I'd say yeah, people are paying attention.
 
groppet
2011-11-15 12:53:06 PM
PTC should just STFU. If they dont like it dont watch it. By broadcasting it to the heavens they will make even more watch it.........dumbasses
 
th0th
2011-11-15 12:57:48 PM
The best thing Howard ever did was making George Takei his announcer when he began at Sirius. Stopped listening after that.

Have George judge America's Got Talent. He should know, plus the laugh alone would be worth it.

/It's ok to be Takei
 
Splinshints
2011-11-15 01:24:19 PM
SnakeMan: If you're a socialist and you oppose the PTC, you're just a hypocrite who wants all the alleged benefits of socialism with none of the costs. The socialist world is full of PTCs. We have one here in semi-capitalist America because of the semi-socialist control of the FCC.

Socalism . Caught sayof obama that has stoped taxating " See, told ya so" Is He kenya or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for birf certificat -OR- "hello, I am write socialist to troll and wait for answer again"
 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 02:38:52 PM
Will he actually show up to work, or do it like his radio gig and only show up once every 3 days?

Also, anyone that pisses off the PTC is good by me.. too bad he won't show up :(
 
Bag of Hammers
2011-11-15 03:02:38 PM
The Homer Tax: He'd fit right in with their theme of judges who were last relevant 15 years ago.

This

/thread
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 03:26:09 PM
Anything else, Robin?

/bring back baby gorilla!
 
DigitalCoffee
2011-11-15 03:30:13 PM
They need to get 'Weird" Al in there as a judge.

/were Paul Lynde or Charles Nelson Riley not available?
//i36.photobucket.com
///yes, i slashied a pic ... bite me
 
Persnickety
2011-11-15 03:51:49 PM
Let me guess. Howard promised them millions of new viewers for the bargain basement price of a half billion dollars.
 
PsyLord
2011-11-15 04:09:02 PM
Persnickety: Let me guess. Howard promised them millions of new viewers for the bargain basement price of a half billion dollars.

images.wikia.com
What's wrong with that deal?
 
loonatic112358
2011-11-15 04:46:42 PM
what does Parametric Technology Corp have to do with Howard Stern?
/what article
 
steamingpile
2011-11-15 04:56:25 PM
vudukungfu: At least it would be suddenly entertaining.

Unlike his radio show for the past decade?

PsyLord: What's wrong with that deal?

Well mainly because its a lie
 
steamingpile
2011-11-15 05:02:57 PM
FerneJohn: Where the hell have you been? His Tony Bennett interview made headlines and a couple threads on Fark, his Lady Gaga interview did the same, and so did remarks about Herman Cain. Between those and this, I'd say yeah, people are paying attention.

Where did his remarks about herman cain make headlines? His website?

Sometimes old fossils just need to realize nobody cares.
 
coffee fiend
2011-11-15 06:44:14 PM
As much as I loathe Stern, the PTC can go fark themselves in this instance.

bravian:
/still won't watch the show
//or listen to Howard Stern

Ditto.
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-11-15 07:02:50 PM
PTC STFU.

There are plenty of warm 'n' fuzzy feel-good channels out there to satisfy that crowd. Hell, one of 'em, FamilyNet, even has these nasty little "spiritual wellness minute" segments in prime time. (Like "Deep Thoughts," only mentions God and Jeebus.)
 
xant
2011-11-15 07:19:30 PM
Can we get Satan to do it? Just summon him up from hell, and have him destroy the souls of everyone who watches it? I would enjoy that even better than Stern.

/still wouldn't watch, of course
 
KellyKellyKelly
2011-11-15 09:50:07 PM
FinFangFark: Yeah...

Right To Censor needs to be beaten up again.

I, for one, would welcome Stevie Richards back on my TV screen.

/more Ivory in her schoolmarm-of-doom get-up, please
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-15 10:03:06 PM
Would be great if he asked one of the contestants if they wanted to win bad enough that they would lick his tiny wiener for the contract. Then turn to the other judges and indulges them with graphic details on how tiny his wiener is, and that it is no joke. He's hung like a pimple. Then to top it off the contestant is a front toothless 8 year old that sang "insert real crowd pleasing song, that is usually well above the skill level of an 8 year old" Then turns to the camera and say that they'll brb after these messages from W NnNNnnNNNNnnnNNNNNnnnNNNBC!
 
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