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(AZCentral) Interesting The makers of Kotex tampons say they must recall their product, period   (azcentral.com) divider line 62
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2011-11-15 07:04:29 AM
Oh bloody 'ell...
 
2011-11-15 07:08:17 AM
An unwelcome visitor.
 
2011-11-15 07:08:47 AM
No strings attached?
 
2011-11-15 07:11:00 AM
Let me go tell my aunt Flo
 
2011-11-15 07:13:54 AM
They will give you that "not so fresh" feeling..
 
2011-11-15 07:14:15 AM
Once they've snatched them all away, it'll leave quite a hole to fill.
 
2011-11-15 07:19:02 AM
This unfortunate incident will no doubt cause some spotting on thier snow-white reputation. Blastocyst.
 
2011-11-15 07:23:20 AM
Well, recalling the product is the yeast they could do.
 
2011-11-15 07:26:05 AM
"We may not be number one, but we're right up there!"
 
2011-11-15 07:30:04 AM
Just another story about women with sand enterobacter sakazakii in their vagina.
 
2011-11-15 07:37:12 AM
You should all stop ragging on Kotex.
 
2011-11-15 07:40:08 AM
Their tampons are toxic? I'm shocked!
 
2011-11-15 07:43:57 AM
Well, at least we can still Butt Chug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfRyZ2L6REc
 
2011-11-15 08:05:46 AM
If they are not used, women will be in the pink of health I guess.
 
2011-11-15 08:07:53 AM
I bet that was a tough one to swallow.

/Cotton mouth?
 
2011-11-15 08:08:43 AM
Anyone know if this Enterobacter sakazakii bacteria would show up on a regular UTI test?
 
2011-11-15 08:10:39 AM
The cotton pony had to be put down.
 
2011-11-15 08:23:40 AM
I am in the middle of menopause so this has no relevance to my interests. Thank the FSM! The best part of menopause is the money I no longer spend on midol, tampax, kotex, and all that other monthly stuff. The other best part is that it cured my migraines, periodic depression and mood swings. The third best part is no infections from things like in TFA.
 
2011-11-15 08:23:46 AM
Tampons are disgusting anyway. How someone could walk around with a Kotex wedged up in there is beyond me.
 
2011-11-15 08:36:09 AM
Uncented, eh?

Good thing my wife uses unscented and not uncented.
 
2011-11-15 08:36:10 AM
Poor Kotex, such a bloody mess they've gotten into.
 
2011-11-15 08:36:44 AM
Bathysphere: Tampons are disgusting anyway. How someone could walk around with a Kotex wedged up in there is beyond me.

They used to walk with a delicately placed bucket. Times advanced.
 
2011-11-15 08:36:52 AM
Johnny: I want to be a tampon when I grow up!

Mom: Why on earth would you want such a thing?

Johnny: So I'll be surrounded by pussy!
 
2011-11-15 08:37:24 AM
Classified under "no tampons".
 
2011-11-15 08:37:59 AM
wambu: Prince Charles: I want to be a tampon when I grow up!

Mom: Why on earth would you want such a thing?

Johnny: So I'll be surrounded by pussy!
 
2011-11-15 08:56:48 AM
stebain: wambu: Prince Charles: I want to be a tampon when I grow up!


Prince Philip: I'd rather be a pad. With wings! That soar!!
 
2011-11-15 08:56:53 AM
What do they spontaneously catch on fire?
 
2011-11-15 08:58:45 AM
Thank goodness I only use playtex pearl. Only the best for my vagina.
 
2011-11-15 09:08:56 AM
blondski: playtex pearl

They really call it that?

Pearl... Oyster... Clam...

i guess it's better than some hatchet wound pun.
 
2011-11-15 09:12:24 AM
img1.fark.net
 
2011-11-15 09:19:12 AM
What I hate are those Stay Free Mini-Pads. They always stick to the roof of my mouth.
 
2011-11-15 09:34:10 AM
Menstrual cups FTW!
 
2011-11-15 09:47:57 AM
rhcmom: Menstrual cups FTW!

I showed by boyfriend those Diva cups at Whole Foods. He gagged lol. I never realized how much they look like little shot glasses.
 
2011-11-15 09:49:44 AM
Vodka
Anyone know if this Enterobacter sakazakii bacteria would show up on a regular UTI test?

Gram negative, nitrite converting should look typically positive on a urinalysis. It is an unusual bug but is susceptible to the usual antibiotics.
 
2011-11-15 10:00:19 AM
Ladies: What's a 'Cartoon Count'? Is it Chocula? Why's he handling your tampons?!
 
2011-11-15 10:01:11 AM
rhcmom: Menstrual cups FTW!

Quoted for truth. Diva cups are discreet, comfortable, they save you money, and they're better for the environment. What's not to like?
 
2011-11-15 10:28:47 AM
wambu: Johnny: I want to be a tampon when I grow up!

Mom: Why on earth would you want such a thing?

Johnny: So I'll be surrounded by pussy!


That was Prince Charles, not Johnny


Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone call: "I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out. Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something -- it would be much easier."

* Camilla: "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."

* Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax (tampon). Just my luck!" Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea
 
2011-11-15 10:38:16 AM
rhcmom: Menstrual cups FTW!

I'm not sure if that would be better, or worse than the original Two Girls One Cup video.
 
2011-11-15 11:01:02 AM
Wait, they sell tampons at Fry's?

I mean, yeah, I guess it's a device you plug in.
 
2011-11-15 11:15:41 AM
A similar recall happened with Maxi-pads spontaneously catching on fire. The solution was to throw them to the ground and tampon them.
 
2011-11-15 12:14:23 PM
HailRobonia: A similar recall happened with Maxi-pads spontaneously catching on fire. The solution was to throw them to the ground and tampon them.

NULL.wav
 
2011-11-15 12:15:10 PM
Vermicious Knids: rhcmom: Menstrual cups FTW!

Quoted for truth. Diva cups are discreet, comfortable, they save you money, and they're better for the environment. What's not to like?


The fact that you have to stick your fingers in menses to use it. No thank you I will stick with tampons (which is cotton, biodegrades, and adds organic material back into the soil so not bad for the environment).

/Use the Nuvaring for bc so no problems with the insertion part
//menses is disgusting though
 
2011-11-15 12:25:05 PM
I guess someone really had to pull strings to get that recall issued.
 
2011-11-15 12:25:16 PM
The makers of Kotex tampons say they must recall their product

If only there were something you could attach to them to make it easier to pull them back out of the marketplace.

/Can't believe nobody has made the floss joke yet.
 
2011-11-15 12:33:47 PM
Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!
Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!

'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!
 
2011-11-15 12:55:56 PM
t0.gstatic.com

Try some SPRUNT!
 
2011-11-15 12:56:36 PM
Rednaxel: Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!
Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!

'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!


+1
 
2011-11-15 01:02:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-15 01:09:24 PM
just tried to find the scene in Kids when Casper dunks a tampon in some koolaid and drains it like a sponge. couldn't find a still of it though. oh well.
 
2011-11-15 01:13:40 PM
Vermicious Knids
rhcmom: Menstrual cups FTW!

Quoted for truth. Diva cups are discreet, comfortable, they save you money, and they're better for the environment. What's not to like?


Totally! No risk of awful toxic shock, no odor, you can swim with it, and you don't need to change it as often.
 
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