It that video full of cameos from the adult industry? Because if it isn't, the casting is kind of, well, odd.

basemetal [TotalFark]
It's weird that you think that's good.



Smoke and mirrors my friend. These days, your cat could sound good.

Well that was dumb as hell. Thanks subby.

If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

I am sure this link wasn't submitted by someone working for Traci Lords' record company.

Traci Lords has put out quite a few songs over the past 17 years pre-dating auto tune. she can actually sing. music is by Ben Watkins (Juno Reactor)

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tardigrade: Link (new window)

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Shiat, I meant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3N54avEQc&feature=related

She was a co-star on some Sci-Fi TV show some years ago. I thought she was actually pretty good in that. Can't remember what it was though...

Here it is (IMDB) (new window)

That was farking terrible.

T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

Cookies and milk?

Observatory: T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

All I remember is that she had some weird nipples.

One good thing about being the same age as Ms. Lords is never suffering under any odd feelings for seeing her underage pron. New Wave Hookers FTW!!!!!!

I remember watching a Traci Lords pr0n a number of years ago where she was being farked by a clown from behind. The clown had full makeup on complete with the red nose and cllown shoes. Her character was forcing laughter to show that the clown was still a clown and making her laugh regardless of the fact he was blapping the crap of out her.

Watching this music video reminds me of that.

She's got the touch!

She's got the power!

minoridiot:
All I remember is that she had some weird nipples.

Presumably, they're still weird. I mean, I guess they are, unless she's had nipple replacement surgery.

VictoryCabal: I really dug this one back in the day.

She had a lot of help with that album - most notably from the "Thomson Twins." The music is almost a continuation from the stuff they did as "Babble"

I think 1,000 Fires wasn't revolutionary, but totally listenable and the remixes by Paul Oakenfold and stuff for movie soundtracks are great.

Nice, a sci-fi movie theme song at best. And she provided vocals but nothing else. If you enjoyed it credit the engineers who created that. Engineers.

I've seen worse. It's good to see some people can re-create themselves and come out on the other side. Some of her other earlier music vids were pretty good as well.

The Flexecutioner: Nice, a sci-fi movie theme song at best. And she provided vocals but nothing else. If you enjoyed it credit the engineers who created that. Engineers.

"Engineer
Person who places microphones and wires in or around instruments and records them. This person also operates the mixing desk. Not to be confused with mixing engineer which is something different."

basemetal: It's weird that you think that's good.

Stupid and ego centric people describe something as good when what they mean to say is "I like". They also say something "sucks" when they mean "I don't like".

Observatory: T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

You can probably still get the one legal one she did, as long as you're willing to put up with anyone who knows that it's the only legal movie of hers looking at you funny. It's been years since I saw it, but dear god yes. The enthusiasm (faked or not. Wrestling is fake, too, but it still requires a great athlete to look convincing), and the sounds she made. Dear god.

Subby, define good. Because I don't think your definition and mine are the same.

LowbrowDeluxe: Observatory: T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

You can probably still get the one legal one she did, as long as you're willing to put up with anyone who knows that it's the only legal movie of hers looking at you funny. It's been years since I saw it, but dear god yes. The enthusiasm (faked or not. Wrestling is fake, too, but it still requires a great athlete to look convincing), and the sounds she made. Dear god.

*checks*

Yes. i can confirm this. Wow.

She was built to fark.

basemetal: It's weird that you think that's good.

This!

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: minoridiot:
All I remember is that she had some weird nipples.

Presumably, they're still weird. I mean, I guess they are, unless she's had nipple replacement surgery.

She has puffy aureolae. Fairly ordinary boobies by today's standards, but a woman is more than the sum of her parts. You can find parts of her only legal video on the web, I'm sure Google is good enough to find it. It's worth a look for curiosity's sake. As others in this thread have pointed out, she could really sell it.

RevBigfoot: That song sucks compared to her workout rap

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I watched that without audio and was hypnotized by it.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: minoridiot:
All I remember is that she had some weird nipples.

Presumably, they're still weird. I mean, I guess they are, unless she's had nipple replacement surgery.

OMG WTF ARE THOSE THINGS??

Meh.

Not worth stealing let alone buying.

you got the touch!

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sfw

VictoryCabal: I really dug this one back in the day.

That was a pretty decent album of clubby-dancy stuff. She also used to DJ. Went to a few clubs in SF on nights that she was spinning, just before that album came out. She was good.

The utterly generic Britney-pop song in the link, however, sucks heinous monkey anus.

Am I the only person who was sorely disappointed to discover that her giant pair of mutant roast beef curtains at the 0:34 mark was actually the bottom of her shirt

Observatory: T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

For a sample of the moans, just check out the song "Stone Cold Bush" from the album "Mother's Milk" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

100 Watt Walrus: sucks heinous monkey anus

Heinous Monkey Anus is the name of my Traci Lords cover band.

AnimateThis: Observatory: T-Boy: If she could just go back to being an underage pron star . . .

THIS.


You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

Hell, just put out a record of her moans and whimpers and it would sell better than whatever that "music" video was.

For a sample of the moans, just check out the song "Stone Cold Bush" from the album "Mother's Milk" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Starts at 1:31

Observatory: You younguns' have NO idea how hot she was back in the day. Volcanic sex scenes like you can't even begin to imagine....and wow, the sounds she made. ( or so I've heard.)

[citation needed]

I like Traci Lords. I have all her early work.

nice choice of subject matter, leads to immediate [X] response

the only thing good about it was the sound quality, which is excellent for youtube.
kinda like anything you can actually read is excellent writing from preschool